Homunculus' Story Update

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I felt it was time to update the forum, seeing as though I've been here since pre-medschool (back in the olden days of SDN) and have pretty much run the gamut of emotions and feelings toward the army, military, GME, politics and life in general. Hopefully it will helps someone else out there or spur on some productive discussion.

Quick background-- I was ROTC/HPSP, medschool from 2000-2004, residency 2004-2007, staff 2007-2011 and am starting a military fellowship. Deployed to Iraq in 2008/2009 as a battalion surgeon, "only" 12 months (seriously, I appreciated not dealing with the 15+ the folks before me had).

I was not a doe-eyed applicant to HPSP. I knew the military system and its proclivity for screwing people in the interests of "big army" and did my homework. I spoke to active duty staff in several places, and all said prettym uch the same thing-- deploy for maybe 30 days, mostly humanitarian, homestead if you want, not a bad deal if you can deal with a little less money in exchange for your school and not having to manage a practice. Then after my MS1 year 9/11 happened and you know the story from there.

At times I have hated the system, and other times enjoyed it and couldn't imagine anything else. As one of my navy colleagues told me a few weeks ago, what other job would allow someone like him to go from staff pediatrician to DMO working with SEALS to academics to fellowship? I've been able to "experience" a lot of different things, and as a person am better off for it. From being thrown into a chief of a clinic to being the only doc on a FOB, I've learned about myself and grown in a lot of unforseen ways. There's not much left that will rattle you in clinic or in the civilian world after you've been rocketed/mortared and dealt with trauma-- or, been able to disagree and stand up for yourself with with line commanders or ODA groups. It definitely matures you.

Anyway, I was in general peds for 4 years, spent a year of that deployed and a year of it as a clinic chief. Which, for peds, is pretty good. I was at a small understaffed, underfunded, underappreciated MEDDAC, and fought the good fight. My DCCS told me you really haven't been an effective leader at one of those places unless you leave with at least 1 union grievance, IG complaint, EO complaint, and a smattering of ICE comments.

I'm convinced you could trim 20% off the AMEDD budget simply by delegating budgeting authority down to the clinic level. GS employees are getting paid 50k+ a year to surf the internet, and contractors are seeing the minimum amount of patients because they know in the end the green suiters will pick up the slack. MEDDAC issues are a separate thread, but I couldn't help but mention a couple, lol.

So, with my jumping off point in 2015 (and my wife's october 2011) why would I extend with a fellowship? A few reasons.

Peds, in general , is a good deal in the military. I would wager most primary care specialties are. Yes, our support staff is not equivalent to a civilian practice, but seeing 25 patients a day is a far cry from the 40+ 5 minute speed sessions I've seen local pediatricians forced to do to keep the cash flowing. I don't get paid more for seeing more, but on the flipside I don't get paid less for seeing less . . . or going to meetings. I get paid pretty well for those mandatory training sessions, or the morning for a PT test. I also didn't worry about overhead or advertising or insurance reimbursements.

That being said, I had to get out of general peds. It's easy to be a half-assed pediatrician, damn near impossible nowadays to be a thorough one. I enjoyed details, workups and digging into things. And, I wanted a bit better compensation.

I also knew another deployment was looming. Another 12 months would have been hard to swallow.

So, I was looking at another deployment, continued frustration with general peds, and getting out in 2015 for no retirement and going into a move the meat civilian system. Enter fellowship: 3 years non-deployable (give us time to GTFO of iraq/afghanistan), 6 month deployment if it did occur (yay), more money while I'm in, more money when I get out (nice), and get to go back to civilization/academia from middle of nowhere (yes, I wanted to get back to education). This puts me at 14 years when I finish fellowship. Retirement isn't a bad deal (if they leave it alone, lol) and as subspecialist staff it means MEDCEN and better location. It also means I can shift what I'd like to do (education/research/clinic, even god forbid operational/admin). Or, I can get out and move on to civilian practice, with a skill set that is more marketable than general peds.

Of course there are headaches in the military, and rational thought is sometimes hard to find, but for me it's tolerable and mostly a known quantity. We will see how things go, and I will post a few other topics as well but I can't complain too much at this point. /knock on wood.

-- your friendly neighborhood chasing the carrot caveman
 
I have only been lurking this site for a few weeks so I have not seen
your previous postings, but I really enjoyed reading this albeit I'm still in
undergrad as a Navy HPSP hopeful. I've read those long Pro/Con stickies of
military medicine at the top of the page and I think this really did level the good with the bad and it seems like in your case and I hope many other military physician's cases that the good days outweigh the bad days and all the 'needs of the military' type things.

Thanks again for posting an update from your journey, and thanks for serving our country.
 
Sounds good, although I thought even as a subspecialist you are still part of the GMO/BDE Surgeon/Whatever pool and could end up at a FOB for 12 months again. Only Psych/Path and now Neuro actually deploy in their respective capacities.

Do you know anything about military psychiatry? I keep getting told I have like a 100% chance of being assigned as a division psychiatrist and deployed in that capacity, but I really have no idea what this means.
 
Awesome post, is there a tread out there with more of these summaries of military medicine journeys? I found it very interesting and helpful for my own upcoming decisions.
 
Awesome post, is there a tread out there with more of these summaries of military medicine journeys? I found it very interesting and helpful for my own upcoming decisions.

IgD (green side psychiatrist) posted his story a while back.

gastrapthy too? I want to say BomberDoc too but I may be confabulating.

You'll have to wait another 35 months for mine.
 
I was not a doe-eyed applicant to HPSP. I knew the military system and its proclivity for screwing people in the interests of "big army" and did my homework. I spoke to active duty staff in several places, and all said prettym uch the same thing-- deploy for maybe 30 days, mostly humanitarian, homestead if you want, not a bad deal if you can deal with a little less money in exchange for your school and not having to manage a practice. Then after my MS1 year 9/11 happened and you know the story from there.

30 days was a typical deployment prior to 9/11? I was under the impression deployments were always at least 6 months? If we GTFO Iraq/Stan would it return to shorter deployments? Also, I'm not sure I understand "homestead" in this context. Thanks
 
Thanks for sharing Homunculus. I'm looking forward to posting my "story" when I GTFO in a year.

Awesome that you're going into sub specialty training. I hope you'll be off the Battalion Surgeon chopping block by the time you finish, unless we've decided to start a new war by then with some middle eastern s h i t hole.

As the Navy guys say, "fair winds and following seas."

- 61N
 
30 days was a typical deployment prior to 9/11? I was under the impression deployments were always at least 6 months? If we GTFO Iraq/Stan would it return to shorter deployments? Also, I'm not sure I understand "homestead" in this context. Thanks

Homesteading is when the military lets you live in one spot for a few years. You can buy a house, your kids get to go to the same school, your wife can get a job and keep it for a few years, etc. As a kid, we spent 6 years in Minnesota once. That would be an example of homesteading.

Otherwise, the military moves you more often (every 2-3 years), which can make life for your family more difficult.
 
Homunculus, thanks for the post. I am third-year navy hpsp medstu who is getting more and more interested in peds. I am curious what are you subspecializing in, in peds?

In my peds rotation, I have enjoyed the inpatient exposure much more than outpatient... when you serve AD, are you mainly confined to outpatient? I guess it depends on where you are and facilities available...

Quickly too and correct me if I am wrong but there is not a residency specific for pediatric hospitalist positions, mil or civilian... right? Where do you see this going? Are they starting to require fellowship or subspecializations to practice solely in the hospital?
 
Homunculus, thanks for the post. I am third-year navy hpsp medstu who is getting more and more interested in peds. I am curious what are you subspecializing in, in peds?

In my peds rotation, I have enjoyed the inpatient exposure much more than outpatient... when you serve AD, are you mainly confined to outpatient? I guess it depends on where you are and facilities available...

Quickly too and correct me if I am wrong but there is not a residency specific for pediatric hospitalist positions, mil or civilian... right? Where do you see this going? Are they starting to require fellowship or subspecializations to practice solely in the hospital?

Posted the same question in 2 threads...one of which was started by an old-school mod. well-played.
 
Posted the same question in 2 threads...one of which was started by an old-school mod. well-played.

Please, gastrapathy send me all the unwritten rules of student doctor forum for I'll admit, I don't know 'em. I don't spend enough time on here to. Simply trying to get more looks at the question hopefully for some answers. Plus the other one was navy peds specific, for anyone in the future to see.
 
Please, gastrapathy send me all the unwritten rules of student doctor forum for I'll admit, I don't know 'em. I don't spend enough time on here to. Simply trying to get more looks at the question hopefully for some answers. Plus the other one was navy peds specific, for anyone in the future to see.

How about the written rules of conduct. Those that you agreed to when you signed up that you should have read. Those here: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=11497712

6. Don’t cross-post on the forums. Just post once. Posting a question or comment in multiple forums is annoying to other guests.

Just for future reference.
 
Homunculus, thanks for the post. I am third-year navy hpsp medstu who is getting more and more interested in peds. I am curious what are you subspecializing in, in peds?

In my peds rotation, I have enjoyed the inpatient exposure much more than outpatient... when you serve AD, are you mainly confined to outpatient? I guess it depends on where you are and facilities available...

Quickly too and correct me if I am wrong but there is not a residency specific for pediatric hospitalist positions, mil or civilian... right? Where do you see this going? Are they starting to require fellowship or subspecializations to practice solely in the hospital?

i don't think crossposting the question in a couple of threads is that bad-- you're just looking for info, not spamming links to your website or something.

i could give you a few to choose from, but i don't want to overtly out myself by telling you what i'm doing. you could probably piece it together eventually but it's a 3 year fellowship (so it's not AI, lol).

active duty peds at an army MEDDAC (ie, community hospital) is both/everything-- but it's probably 50% outpatient, 35% mother/baby, and 15% inpatient. or, realistically, 30% admin, 10% ahlta, 50% outpatient, 40% nursery, 20% inpatient. and yes, that's more than 100% :scared: mainly due to inefficiencies. at a MEDCEN, gen peds staff are more like 80% outpatient and attend the ward intermittently-- because the inpatient service is run by residents.

while you may be able to find a GS or contract peds hospitalist, this has not become the model for peds in the military. training programs as well are not hospitalist specific-- they prepare you for the general peds boards. hospitalist fellowships may be better talked about in the peds forum, but i don't foresee those becoming required for a long time-- primarily because they do "hospitalist" training as part of their residency. to me it's like doing a fellowship in adolescent medicine-- you can do that as a general pediatrician so why go through the trouble?

subspecialists (except for peds intensivists) all see outpatients. if inpatient peds only is your thing, you should look at hospitalist, intensivist or neonatology. the rest (with some exceptions of course) all still see outpatient.

So Caveman,

Sorry if I just did not see it. Are you staying to go to fellowship or getting out?

staying in.

--your friendly neighborhood enjoying the 1 hour patient visits caveman
 
'Preciate the response homonc. Another if I may: since you are army, do you know of any navy folk who have done peds GME at matigan or tripler? I guess it depends on the year and the number of applicants... but I thought I heard (source is escaping me at the moment) that army peds don't always fill their slots and accept navy interns from time to time...

thanks
 
'Preciate the response homonc. Another if I may: since you are army, do you know of any navy folk who have done peds GME at matigan or tripler? I guess it depends on the year and the number of applicants... but I thought I heard (source is escaping me at the moment) that army peds don't always fill their slots and accept navy interns from time to time...

thanks

It doesn't matter how many slots the Army doesn't fill....it's how many slots the Navy is offering based on the annual GME numbers. If the navy says they only need 15 pediatricians to start training then that's all they'll take, even if the Army has 50 open slots.
 
It doesn't matter how many slots the Army doesn't fill....it's how many slots the Navy is offering based on the annual GME numbers. If the navy says they only need 15 pediatricians to start training then that's all they'll take, even if the Army has 50 open slots.

true. while some of the training sites are multi-service, the number of approved slots are not. in other words, the "unified medical command" that has been talked about (and arguably started with the new walter reed) is not unified when it comes to GME. navy interns still have the "GMO tax" (don't worry, the army folks have the "deployment/operational tax") and this not only affects how many initial GME slots they approve, but how many PGY2 slots they approve. in other words, just because you get an internship does not mean you will train straight through. depending on the year you may be one of the folks that do an intern year, then are sent out to GMO land to return to finish your training 2-3 years later.

barring any changes, as of now if you want to train at madigan or tripler, you'll need to be army....

--your friendly neighborhood taxpaying caveman
 
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