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So, I just returned from reconnecting with lots of family members, close and distant. Of course, it comes up what I am doing with my life, about to finish med school, etc. They keep asking me "What kind of doctor are you going to be?" My sister who was also there is going into radiology. Everyone knows what that is. Then they get to me.
So, sometimes I say, "Pathology" but quite often I get some autopsy-related quip like, "I guess I wouldn't want to be your patient, huh?" or "You don't have to worry about your patients talking back to you!" or something related to the fact that I must enjoy carving up dead people or hate listening to someone's heart.
Other times I just say "Lab medicine" which seems to work well, because people equate that with research or pipetting or something like that and don't have as many clever quips.
What do you folks tell people? A lot of people are not that fond of dead bodies, and since they think that is what a pathologist deals with all day, sometimes people get an odd impression. I once almost alientated this nice girl I liked because she asked me what I did (this was during my PSF and I was on autopsy month). At the same time, trying to explain what pathologists do in one-two sentences is like trying to summarize US history in one-two sentences, especially when you are talking to a 90 year old great uncle. Or a girl you like.
I often want to jump up in the air and scream, "Pathologists quite often leave the morgue! Ever had a biopsy, dimwit?!?" But I don't want to call a 90 year old great uncle a dimwit while jumping up and down. And it might not get you a second date with a nice girl. Besides, that will just make me look taller (see below).
Somewhat related tangent: I should note that when I am not having to explain to people that autopsy is only about 5% of what a pathologist does (unless you are in forensics) and that most of my patients will, in fact, be alive (most people have had a biopsy or some kind of fancy lab test, so I can usually explain it this way) I am explaining to people that I DO NOT play basketball. I am somewhat tall, 6-4 or 5 and thus people assume that not only must I play basketball, but I must be astoundingly good because of that extra couple of inches. "Why don't you play, you could probably be so good!" I tell them that most basketball players not only have more athletic talent than I do, but are also even taller! Although even stupid basketball coaches seem to buy into this because even though I can shoot well (I won a shooting contest in high school by finishing with 7 straight 3 pointers) they want me to play on the box and not move more than 5 feet from the hoop because I am tall. (coach: "Nice shot, but next time down get down low and box out, we need your rebounding." Me: "We won't need rebounding if you let me shoot. Besides, I am not going to get a rebound over that kid who is 6-7 and 250 lbs.") So I quit. Take that! I'll play baseball instead like Dave Winfield. Only I am not quite as good as Dave Winfield, but that's another story.
I'm not quitting pathology though, even though it's easier to be my sister the radiologist on family reunions. Or on dates. Maybe that's why my sister is engaged and I'm not.
So, sometimes I say, "Pathology" but quite often I get some autopsy-related quip like, "I guess I wouldn't want to be your patient, huh?" or "You don't have to worry about your patients talking back to you!" or something related to the fact that I must enjoy carving up dead people or hate listening to someone's heart.
Other times I just say "Lab medicine" which seems to work well, because people equate that with research or pipetting or something like that and don't have as many clever quips.
What do you folks tell people? A lot of people are not that fond of dead bodies, and since they think that is what a pathologist deals with all day, sometimes people get an odd impression. I once almost alientated this nice girl I liked because she asked me what I did (this was during my PSF and I was on autopsy month). At the same time, trying to explain what pathologists do in one-two sentences is like trying to summarize US history in one-two sentences, especially when you are talking to a 90 year old great uncle. Or a girl you like.
I often want to jump up in the air and scream, "Pathologists quite often leave the morgue! Ever had a biopsy, dimwit?!?" But I don't want to call a 90 year old great uncle a dimwit while jumping up and down. And it might not get you a second date with a nice girl. Besides, that will just make me look taller (see below).
Somewhat related tangent: I should note that when I am not having to explain to people that autopsy is only about 5% of what a pathologist does (unless you are in forensics) and that most of my patients will, in fact, be alive (most people have had a biopsy or some kind of fancy lab test, so I can usually explain it this way) I am explaining to people that I DO NOT play basketball. I am somewhat tall, 6-4 or 5 and thus people assume that not only must I play basketball, but I must be astoundingly good because of that extra couple of inches. "Why don't you play, you could probably be so good!" I tell them that most basketball players not only have more athletic talent than I do, but are also even taller! Although even stupid basketball coaches seem to buy into this because even though I can shoot well (I won a shooting contest in high school by finishing with 7 straight 3 pointers) they want me to play on the box and not move more than 5 feet from the hoop because I am tall. (coach: "Nice shot, but next time down get down low and box out, we need your rebounding." Me: "We won't need rebounding if you let me shoot. Besides, I am not going to get a rebound over that kid who is 6-7 and 250 lbs.") So I quit. Take that! I'll play baseball instead like Dave Winfield. Only I am not quite as good as Dave Winfield, but that's another story.
I'm not quitting pathology though, even though it's easier to be my sister the radiologist on family reunions. Or on dates. Maybe that's why my sister is engaged and I'm not.