How do you Identify?

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Which of the following best describes your identity?

  • Pain Surgeon

    Votes: 2 3.6%
  • Pain Physician

    Votes: 10 18.2%
  • Interventional Pain Physician

    Votes: 38 69.1%
  • Pain and Spine Dude/Gal

    Votes: 1 1.8%
  • Sports and Spine Dude/Gal

    Votes: 3 5.5%
  • Furry

    Votes: 1 1.8%

  • Total voters
    55
1) Pain dumping ground
2) orthos little bitch
3) 1st assist when neurosurg pa is unavailable
4) pseudopsych cause psychiatrist not answering patient calls
5) pseudorheum because they are too busy billing level 5 consults for 1.5 hour visits for no apparent reason even though their entire existence is based on antiquated lab markers

I think that’s good for now

Oh yeah and pseudoneuro because patients complaints of shuffling gait has to do with “their backs” because primary care docs can’t gets patients to see neurology because they see 10 patients a day and we see 40 and so odds are we can offload said primary care much faster and then it becomes our problem…

What else…
 
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Private equity would have been the dream, but since Harris is gonna **** it all up, guess we will just get on our hands and knees to the “nicest” massa hospital system

“Can I have some porridge please massa..”

“Thank you sir may I have another..”
 
Not sure where to put this, but it’s hilarious!!!!

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