How easy must Path be...Pathologists like LADoc00 spend most days posting drivel!

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Leukocyte said:
Nah. I know one word that will scare her away....H & P :scared:
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Away, away foul spectre!

P.S. That is actually 3 words, no? 😛

Leukocyte said:
By the way Deschutes, you know we all love you, right? 😍
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How is it possible that I have not managed to alienate people based on personality alone? 😱
 
Leukocyte said:
Oh no Heeeeell no.
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Think of it this way - if you do end up doing Ob/Gyn, they will be so much more impressed with your stapling and retracting skills should you have previously completed a Surgery rotation 🙂
 
deschutes said:
P.S. That is actually 3 words, no? 😛
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😳 Hmm. Good come-back.


deschutes said:
How is it possible that I have not managed to alienate people based on personality alone? 😱
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Looks mean nothing to me, babe. 😍 ... :laugh:
 
deschutes said:
Think of it this way - if you do end up doing Ob/Gyn, they will be so much more impressed with your stapling and retracting skills should you have previously completed a Surgery rotation 🙂
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Well, too late now. Finished all my cores already.

But Thanks. 😉
 
Leukocyte said:
😳 Hmm. Good come-back.
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If you wish to best me at my own game, I can tell you that a quarter to 3 in the morning is not the time to do it 😉

Leukocyte said:
Looks mean nothing to me, babe. 😍 ... :laugh:
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I was about to bean you with a regular female response which would have been something along the lines of "Are you saying I'm ugly?? 😡 " and etc. But since you seem nice I will take it in the spirit it was meant 😎
 
deschutes said:
I was about to bean you with a regular female response which would have been something along the lines of "Are you saying I'm ugly?? 😡 " and etc. But since you seem nice I will take it in the spirit it was meant 😎
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Ugly? No no no. No way.

And thank you for sparing me the feminine fury. 😉
 
beary said:
leukocyte - debating between ob/gyn and path? That's a new one. :laugh:
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I can see this happening. There is a lot of cool Gyn path stuff out there. I guess if a person likes gynecology that much...
 
Ottercreek said:
NO. I came here to get some hopefully useful information about Pathology, and what do I find by LADoc00 and some Andy Milonikis (sp?) talking incessently about [poo] and [fine bitches] (not my words - dreadful).

Why can some of the individuals on this board grow up and start acting like professionals! At the very least you should consider that this inane, mindless dialogue is demeaning to women, patients, and the recently deceased!

Please lets bring the standards up!

OC

MGH, PGY4
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The dreadful dreadful poo and fine bitches!!!
This forum has made me like path even more. Maybe I could fit in with path people just fine. Let's keep those standards right where they are! Andy Milonakis rules! And if you don't like it, he'll give you a spoon and tell you to go to work on his..... :laugh: :laugh:
 
roygbasch said:
This forum has made me like path even more. Maybe I could fit in with path people just fine.
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Me too!! Path people are the coolest - both online and in person!

😍 path people 😍
 
roygbasch said:
The dreadful dreadful poo and fine bitches!!!
This forum has made me like path even more. Maybe I could fit in with path people just fine. Let's keep those standards right where they are! Andy Milonakis rules! And if you don't like it, he'll give you a spoon and tell you to go to work on his..... :laugh: :laugh:
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:laugh:
The people in pathology are a fun bunch as I saw on my rotations. Definitely helped seal the deal on my decision making process.

Oh BTW, it's "eat" my... :laugh: "Working" on my.... would involve screwdrivers, nailguns, and other tools that I would like to have far from my.... as possible.

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There is a lot of love in SDN Path. Cue Cartman voice, "I love you guyzzz." 😍
 
Eric_Cartman.gif


You guys are my best friends
Through thick and thin, we've always been together
We're four of a kind, havin' fun all day
Pallin' around and laughin' away
Just best friends, best friends are we.


My favorite Cartman song though (note: possibly blasphemous):

The Body of Christ! Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned!
The Body of Christ! O, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own!
Lord Almighty oooooooooo, I must've been sellin' ties!
Oh I wish I could have the body of Christ!
The Body of Christ! The Body of Christ! The Body of Christ!
Lord Almighty oooooooooo, I've never been so enticed!
Oh I wish I could have the body of Christ!
 
AndyMilonakis said:
Oh BTW, it's "eat" my... :laugh: "Working" on my.... would involve screwdrivers, nailguns, and other tools that I would like to have far from my.... as possible.
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nailguns?? oh man, ouch. :laugh:

We need a smiley in pain. Also a crying smiley. I guess I can't really picture what a smiley in pain would look like. It could be the smiley on the "10" end of the 1-10 pain scale.
 
What about the Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch song?

Welllllll..............
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat ****in' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa
 
beary said:
That is definitely my favorite SP song!
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I love the SP movie. That was a work of genius. I also remember how it was nominated for Best Musical Score. How did it not win with such awesome songs like Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch, Blame Canada, and that Les Miserables-esque number?
 
AndyMilonakis said:
I love the SP movie. That was a work of genius. I also remember how it was nominated for Best Musical Score. How did it not win with such awesome songs like Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch, Blame Canada, and that Les Miserables-esque number?
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Because they had to give the award to Phil Collins and Disney because that's what they always do, as a default setting. Award for song goes to Disney.
 
yaah said:
Because they had to give the award to Phil Collins and Disney because that's what they always do, as a default setting. Award for song goes to Disney.
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Oh and I love how they made the episode mocking Phil Collins after that event!

Hats off to Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld!
 
beary said:
nailguns?? oh man, ouch. :laugh:

We need a smiley in pain. Also a crying smiley. I guess I can't really picture what a smiley in pain would look like. It could be the smiley on the "10" end of the 1-10 pain scale.
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If you find some good ones we can ask for them to be added. We got the :barf: smiley just by asking.
 
AndyMilonakis said:
I love the SP movie. That was a work of genius. I also remember how it was nominated for Best Musical Score. How did it not win with such awesome songs like Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch, Blame Canada, and that Les Miserables-esque number?
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I never saw that movie.

*prepares for ass whipping*
 
yaah said:
I still haven't seen napoleon Dynamite, so we're even.
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I need to see that movie ASAP. I have heard so many good things about it!
 
yaah said:
I still haven't seen napoleon Dynamite, so we're even.
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I just saw that last night! It was funny.

I hadn't seen a movie for forever and have watched one movie each in the last three nights. Since I have Netflix, now I don't have any movies. At least Desperate Housewives is on tonight.
 
bananaface said:
What was that one movie everyone was quoting the other day that I was clueless on?
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Full Metal Jacket? The army quotes and such? What is your major malfunction and such?
 
beary said:
I only watched the first two episodes of that. No more.
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I mean it's nice to see cute chicks in scrubs but still, I don't like the show.
 
I just don't like how every medical show always ends up with 50% of the cast having sex with each other, and the other 50% being asexual but desperate.
 
yaah said:
I just don't like how every medical show always ends up with 50% of the cast having sex with each other, and the other 50% being asexual but desperate.
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yeah seriously...if the cast members are gonna fornicate, i wanna see it. none of this behind closed doors or under blanket covers ****.
 
I just don't want them to fornicate. I just want one tv show that doesn't consider sex as the most important consideration in anyone's life.
 
Fine, although on PAX they just have the same exact storylines although they replace sex with kissing.
 
There are exceptions to the rule! I was talking primarily about medical related shows, remember? PWNED.
 
bananaface said:
How about Trauma 911 or Emergency Vet?

PWNED.
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Those are not network primetime anymore. And they are not fictional accounts. Documentaries or real-life do not count.

PWNED.
 
beary said:
leukocyte - debating between ob/gyn and path? That's a new one. :laugh:
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😡 ...Oh, so you guys are picking on me now?


Scew you guys, I am going home.

Respect ma authorata. 😡
 
Leukocyte said:
😡 ...Oh, so you guys are picking on me now?


Scew you guys, I am going home.

Respect ma authorata. 😡
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I didn't mean to pick on you - I was just kidding! I'm sorry. 🙁
 
beary said:
I didn't mean to pick on you - I was just kidding! I'm sorry. 🙁
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Man, I love pathologists. :laugh:

Beary, I was kidding too! I did not mean to make you feel bad.

And about my agonizing debate between Path and Ob. Well you see, both my father and uncle are Pathologists in the UK. I do not know if I should be the third Pathologist in the family.

However, I have a feeling that I will end up choosing Pathology. Its genetic, I guess.
 
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