You're waaaay too lenient. I would start from: If you're early, you're ****ed. etc.
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Greatnt249 3 points.
1. Congrats on getting invites after applying so late, BUT keep in mind not all of us are Stat Rock stars like you with 4.0 GPAs and 45 MCATs!
2. I also recieved lots of interviews, in fact from all the schools I applied to (26!). They all went stupendously, I had a great time and everyone I met was wonderful. Guess what, I have heard from 20 schools so far, 19 of them were rejections, all from schools where I was sure I had nailed the interview. Several of the rejection emails were very harsh, claiming that the adcoms would rather consume broken glass that had been smothered in pig **** than even consider me for an acceptance!
The dean of Saint Louis University even came to my house to bitch slap me for even darkening the acceptance desk with my application! (That dude's got way to much time on his hands).
Until you have an acceptance you can't assume you're ok, in fact you must assume you failed and start preping for next year's application.
DirtyJustice, have you finished your 2011 AMCAS yet? No? Well then you are already late for next year's cycle and you know what they say about being late. You're ****ed! Your chances at becoming a doctor are essentially zero! Your entire life has been a waste and all your dreams are DEAD! You will almost certainly walk the streets penniless, a broken man, a shell of your former self. An abandoned husk, friendless and alone, cursed to wander the earth moaning in anguish until you waste away to nothingness and die in the gutter like the mongrel dog that you are!
3. Am I joking? Of course

Just having some fun joshing my fellow applicants

Is that evil, maybe a little
😀 But then again most SDNers are a cut above and will get in somewhere, at which point all the neurotacism they went through becomes something to laugh at

and we can bask in the communal joy and success of our fellow future docs!
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