Originally posted by R_C_Hutchinson
funny story, dont know if it belongs here, but im sick of homework, so here goes nothing...
I went into kaplan here yesterday to visit a good friend of mine who works at the front desk there (she's ridiculously beautiful, i'll admit it). I'm sitting there kinda looking around and i ask one of the front desk ladys if my friend is working at the time. Just then this a**hole looking guy walks up and says to the lady "you know, we pay you to work, not talk to your friends." That irked me a bit, especially because the reception area was pretty packed with people and he was obviously being an incredible jerk. So i said "she's trying to get me to be a tutor here, but i just dont know." The guy looks at me (I have on tattered cargo pants and my plain white sweatshirt, so i really look like i dont belong in kaplan) and goes "well what would you be tutoring?" i go "well, i just took the mcat in august, so i think i'd tutor that." he looks at me and smiles and says "well, we do have certain standards here at kaplan, not just anyone can be a tutor, you'd have to have done pretty well to have a shot." "I think i did ok, im happy with my score." "well, that's relative, we'd need to know the actual score." "43s." He stops for a second and I can tell he doenst believe me for a second, but everyone in the room is looking at him. "oh, congrats, i think i remember seeing you around here before now... you took the kaplan course i assume?" "Oh, no, not at all, i prepped on my own." Now the guy's getting really mad because people are hearing all of this. "well, you must have studied for years to do that well without a course." "naw, i just locked myself in my room for a month (which was, i'll admit, a lie, but this guy deserved it)." "that must have been some special room because most people need a formalized preparation, that's why our students do better than self-prep..."
finally i ask the guy for an application, he goes in the back, and, wouldn't you know, they're fresh out. Made my day to see a shady guy like that twist in the wind (not that all kaplan folk are bad, but this guy made the office space boss look humanitarian). my only regret was not getting to see my friend (she wasnt working that day for some reason)- i guess i'll have to drop by some other day and say hi...