how to seduce a surgeon

[MDgonnabe]

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list away! 😀

 

[Chris's patient]

list away! 😀

early morning surprise in the call room.

 

[Winged Scapula]

list away! 😀

A comfortable bed, good dinner, washing of his/her clothes, and to be left alone to sleep!

 

[LovelyRita]

back rub

 

[Leukocyte]

"How to seduce a surgeon"!

Why? 😕

How is seducing a surgeon different from seducing any other male/female? 🙄

"A surgeon" is a human being, what is special here? 🙄

I am sorry if I sound mean, but I really hate it when people propagate false stereotypes.

Dear OP, do not take what I said personaly.

 

[DrDawg]

I was told by a peds surgeon that a surgeon needs four things: to operate, to operate, food, and sex. In that order.

 

[Dire Straits]

treat them like dirt but throw an occasional compliment their way.

 

[navysurgeon]

seduction?

wine
women
a day off in the sun

 

[Leukocyte]

Do it like you do to any other man:

-Show some cleavage and hover above his head.

-Wear a short skirt with pantyhose then sit down with your legs crossed.

-Wear make up with nail polish.

-...........Wait....why I am responding to this childish thread! 🙄

Is this a Surgical RESIDENCY forum?

 

[MDgonnabe]

why, leukocyte? because i thought this would be much more amusing for everyone than the typical "i'm an ms iii with a crush on a gs intern" thread... which i sadly am... but i'm not trying to propagate any stereotypes. it's a fact that your current and/or future schedules are hard enough as it is without having to juggle a relationship. starting one presents unique challenges of its own, especially when you're not in the hospital with them all the time... but i digress!

keep the jokes/suggestions coming! i'm totally clueless in the romance dept. 😀

 

[LovelyRita]

"i'm an ms iii with a crush on a gs intern" thread... which i sadly am...

I'm pretty sure you won't go wrong with food and backrubs.

 

[mikecwru]

list away! 😀

Show him a white count above 11. That's the only thing that impresses them.

mike

 

[Winged Scapula]

Show him a white count above 11. That's the only thing that impresses them.

mike

Pfffttt...11? Hardly impressive. Maybe > 20 (although I saw a 93 once...THAT was impressive). 😀

 

[navysurgeon]

""Show some cleavage and hover above his head""

I don't get it...try, 'Show some cleavage and hover below his beltline'...

That would get my attention.

But that's just me...

TNS

 

[TigerLily46]

I had a crush on my chief. I managed to say something stupid every time I saw him.

sigh. It was terrible.

 

[double elle]

Just finished a case one day - I was a 3rd year student on my first surgery rotation. The chief walked out of the OR and said "hey, do you have a pen in your pocket?" Without thinking, I blurted "no, I'm just happy to see you".

I didn't have a crush on him or anything...it was just the perfect timing for the comment. He was shocked because I am more the quiet type....My hand went immediately over my mouth...then I couldn't control it, I had to burst out laughing. Luckily, he did too.

 

[basupran]

""Show some cleavage and hover above his head""

I don't get it...try, 'Show some cleavage and hover below his beltline'...

That would get my attention.

But that's just me...

TNS

 

[TraumaJunkie]

Pfffttt...11? Hardly impressive. Maybe > 20 (although I saw a 93 once...THAT was impressive). 😀

Ya, like having leukemia is impressive. nice comment.

 

[Leukocyte]

why, leukocyte? because i thought this would be much more amusing for everyone than the typical "i'm an ms iii with a crush on a gs intern" thread... which i sadly am... but i'm not trying to propagate any stereotypes. it's a fact that your current and/or future schedules are hard enough as it is without having to juggle a relationship. starting one presents unique challenges of its own, especially when you're not in the hospital with them all the time... but i digress!

keep the jokes/suggestions coming! i'm totally clueless in the romance dept. 😀

An Intern!!!!! An Intern!!!!!!!!! What is he? A prelim? He has 4+ more years to go?

Girlfriend listen,...Lose that zero and get yourself a hero.
There are plenty of Buff Anesthesiologists making $500,000+.....

Go get them while you still have "the goods", Girl.

Food for thought.

 

[MDgonnabe]

An Intern!!!!! An Intern!!!!!!!!! What is he? A prelim? He has 4+ more years to go?

he's categorical. oddly enough, for several months now, i'd been seriously wanting to do residency at his institution. ran into him after that and wondered why i never gave him a chance before. but i'm not going into surg, so i'll never see him around regardless.

Girlfriend listen,...Lose that zero and get yourself a hero.
There are plenty of Buff Anesthesiologists making $500,000+.....

Go get them while you still have "the goods", Girl.

Food for thought.

buff. i actually go for the cute and cuddly type. money would be nice, but i'm low maintenance and can definitely support myself. mainly he's got to be a nice guy... thought from food:

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.

After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands.

As she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon".

She confirms and asks how he knew.

"Easy, you're always washing your hands."

She then says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist."

Male doctor: "Wow, how did you guess?"

Female doctor: "I didn't feel a thing."

 

[f_w]

I believe that food comes before sex, right after operating.

 

[Pikevillemedstudent]

Just finished a case one day - I was a 3rd year student on my first surgery rotation. The chief walked out of the OR and said "hey, do you have a pen in your pocket?" Without thinking, I blurted "no, I'm just happy to see you".

I didn't have a crush on him or anything...it was just the perfect timing for the comment. He was shocked because I am more the quiet type....My hand went immediately over my mouth...then I couldn't control it, I had to burst out laughing. Luckily, he did too.

Now that's funny!!


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[Espion]

Ya, like having leukemia is impressive. nice comment.

How about a leukemoid reaction? Eh? EH? 😉

(And you know, I say this only because mi paciente has a white count of 57 and he's just hanging out. Chillin' and "watering the flowers" with his foley.)

 

[Leukocyte]

I say forget the seducing thing...Leave that to when you "fall in love" with a Medicine dude (they love beating around the bush and lickin around the tush)

Surgery dudes, on the other hand, go straight for the P***y.

So just go to him and say, "Hey pretty boy, i am Horny, do you want to F***?"

There you see, "your problem" is solved in a staight forward manner without much energy.

😴

 

[Pikevillemedstudent]

I say forget the seducing thing...Leave that to when you "fall in love" with a Medicine dude (they love beating around the bush and lickin around the tush)

Surgery dudes, on the other hand, go straight for the P***y.

So just go to him and say, "Hey pretty boy, i am Horny, do you want to F***?"

There you see, "your problem" is solved in a staight forward manner without much energy.

😴

smooth moves ex-lax

 

[njbmd]

I was told by a peds surgeon that a surgeon needs four things: to operate, to operate, food, and sex. In that order.

Hi there,
No! This goes 1. Operate 2. Operate 3. Sex and 4. Food. We usually eat on the run but take time for sex! Food is definitely behind sex. There is nothing like doing a gastric bypass to make you put food way down the list. Sex is definitly the best way to unwind. It makes the operating more fun and you don't need as much sleep. 😀
njbmd 🙂

 

[Winged Scapula]

Ya, like having leukemia is impressive. nice comment.

Relax - my comment was only in reference to surgeons being "impressed" with a WBC of 11K. In some labs 11K is only slightly higher than range of normal.

Just because I AM medically impressed with a WBC of 93K hardly means I have no sympathy for the patient. And I therefore similarly assume that despite the fact that you appear to be impressed with Trauma (nice), I doubt this means you have no emotional ties to your patients. 🙄

 

[pikachu]

go to nursing school - there is something about a nurse that a male surgeon just can't resist

 

[dotty]

O honey, we need to talk

For surgeons, Just sit and be pretty.

Don't feed your opinions or talk too much, let them talk.


All they want is someone who they can come home to who is pretty, has made food for them, cleaned ther clothes, and will have sex whenever they want .
(but don't expect to have sex when YOU are horny, that will piss them off, let them sleep and leave them alone).

Do not bother them if they want to spend their entire day off with their male buddies. If you insist to spend the day with him , he'll think you're NEEDY and will dump you. Surgeons HATE people who show ANY SIGNS of having needs. Its THEIR needs you have to submit to.

Don't drive a nice car, he'll think your only with him so he can buy your next one.

They is no point to date most surgeons. Been there, done that, never want to go their again. Their obnoxious and run to bizzare conclusions too quickly. Most of all, they NEVER make you feel good other than that you know you are "dating a surgeon".

Radiologist especially rule as partners. They're not taking care of patients, so they can think of your existence (unlike many surgeons). THey will love you and want to spend time with you.

The WORST of the worst physicians to date: ORTHOPAEDIC surgeons (younger generation)- AVOID THEM LIKE THE PLAGUE. NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I EVER HAD SUCH MEANINGLESS RELATIONSHIPS WITH THESE PEOPLE, even when they're talking marriage. ( i think i'd rather jump off a tall building than be stuck married to one)

Psychiatrists kind of suck to date too- they're always ruminating about themelves and can't focus on you. I get so ****ing sick and tired of listening to them all day.

Anesthesiologists are most often great to date, but some are PLAYERS, and you'll see a few players in EMED too. THey go into the field to have time to party, and you're often not a part of it (even if they talk marriage).


Good advice: if you really want to date a surgeon, ASK ABOUT THEIR PAST RELATIONSHIPS (if they've had any long ones) and why they broke up. THey are a handful decent ones. BUT, If they have not had any long relationships, they are probably not capable of true intimacy. If they tell you they dumped their last girlfriend because she is "PSYCHO" - STAY AWAY FROM THAT KIND OF GUY. He will try to peg something "Psycho" about YOU too and will be destructive in the relationship, ultimately breaking your heart.

 

[dotty]

By the way, who is that cute guy in the picture under Kimberly Cox? Is he available?

 

[Leukocyte]

By the way, who is that cute guy in the picture under Kimberly Cox? Is he available?

Based on your previous post, I do not think you would like dating this guy. He is a REAL "player". 😉 I mean, a professional player.

 

[MDgonnabe]

O honey, we need to talk

For surgeons, Just sit and be pretty.

so i'm rotating through gyn now, right? and i come out of the or from a very long, insanely painful case (went from 3 hours to 7 hours because we found tumor seeding all over the place when we thought it was confined to the ovaries etc). i walk out looking all sweaty and disheveled. as i head on over to the pacu to write a note, i notice yet another intern blatantly staring at me. this is kinda what happened with the guy i am interested in, only that guy eventually did tell me he thought i'm "cute" in a roundabout hilarious kinda way. and there were other such incidents... but it's not like i'm hot or sexy or anything. i don't get it. do i secrete a surgeon pheromone or something?

Don't feed your opinions or talk too much, let them talk.

more on this later.

All they want is someone who they can come home to who is pretty, has made food for them, cleaned ther clothes, and will have sex whenever they want .
(but don't expect to have sex when YOU are horny, that will piss them off, let them sleep and leave them alone).

well that'll be a slight problem due to my career. but i'm pretty flexible and very fair. if he works more hours, then i'll pick up the slack. thing is, once he tastes my cooking (i can't even nuke a bag of popcorn without a code red) he'll probably want to quarantine me out of the kitchen.

Do not bother them if they want to spend their entire day off with their male buddies. If you insist to spend the day with him , he'll think you're NEEDY and will dump you. Surgeons HATE people who show ANY SIGNS of having needs. Its THEIR needs you have to submit to.

not an issue. i have no desire to spend 24/7 with anyone. i love my alone time.

Don't drive a nice car, he'll think your only with him so he can buy your next one.

no problem. i'd drive a bucket on a skateboard if it were a reliable mode of transportation. as is, i adore my '99 altima to pieces. don't care to upgrade to anything more for a long, long while.

They is no point to date most surgeons. Been there, done that, never want to go their again. Their obnoxious and run to bizzare conclusions too quickly. Most of all, they NEVER make you feel good other than that you know you are "dating a surgeon".

well i really do enjoy surgery. it was one of the things i thought about going into early on. but then i realized that the atmosphere in the or is just too tense for my preferences, and it was bringing out the worst in me (as it seems to for many female surgeons i've met for some odd reason). but it'd be cool to support someone who can function in such an environment. they do make a positive impact on this world.

Radiologist especially rule as partners. They're not taking care of patients, so they can think of your existence (unlike many surgeons). THey will love you and want to spend time with you.

they're probably so chill because they sit around in front of a computer watching porn all day. 😀 but seriously, isn't it ironic that to your experience the guys who aren't around people all day seem to make better partners? downright counterintuitive. but anyway, i don't want a guy to serenade me and make me the #1 thing in his existence. i just want someone who's considerate and brings out the best in me.

The WORST of the worst physicians to date: ORTHOPAEDIC surgeons (younger generation)- AVOID THEM LIKE THE PLAGUE. NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I EVER HAD SUCH MEANINGLESS RELATIONSHIPS WITH THESE PEOPLE, even when they're talking marriage. ( i think i'd rather jump off a tall building than be stuck married to one)

the orthopods that i worked with were nice for the most part. but the sex jokes never stopped. and a lot of them were dating the typical blonde barbie type. i know it's a stereotype, but i wondered why i kept running into these guys. eeesh.

Psychiatrists kind of suck to date too- they're always ruminating about themelves and can't focus on you. I get so ****ing sick and tired of listening to them all day.

sadly enough, i'm probably going to end up going into psych. i know. i know. but you've gotta do what you like to do or you'll be miserable. sad thing is, shrinks and surgeons have the two highest divorce rates amongst medical specialties. maybe that's a bad sign.

Anesthesiologists are most often great to date, but some are PLAYERS, and you'll see a few players in EMED too. THey go into the field to have time to party, and you're often not a part of it (even if they talk marriage).

not sure i could be happy with a guy who knocks people out for a living. and the ones i've met are downright sleazy. but there are probably plenty good ones out there. just haven't met any yet.

Good advice: if you really want to date a surgeon, ASK ABOUT THEIR PAST RELATIONSHIPS (if they've had any long ones) and why they broke up. THey are a handful decent ones. BUT, If they have not had any long relationships, they are probably not capable of true intimacy. If they tell you they dumped their last girlfriend because she is "PSYCHO" - STAY AWAY FROM THAT KIND OF GUY. He will try to peg something "Psycho" about YOU too and will be destructive in the relationship, ultimately breaking your heart.

this part pretty much goes for anyone. i totally went through the "psycho" thing with this one guy from college. you're right. never again will i make that mistake. 🙄

anyway, thanks for the input thus far. it's greatly appreciated. and to think, i'd sworn off all medical guys just a year ago.

 

[surfsurg]

i totally agree with your assessment of surgeons. not to say that they are all like this but 95% of the male surgeons I have met fit into this category and are borderline misogynists.

O honey, we need to talk

For surgeons, Just sit and be pretty.

Don't feed your opinions or talk too much, let them talk.


All they want is someone who they can come home to who is pretty, has made food for them, cleaned ther clothes, and will have sex whenever they want .
(but don't expect to have sex when YOU are horny, that will piss them off, let them sleep and leave them alone).

Do not bother them if they want to spend their entire day off with their male buddies. If you insist to spend the day with him , he'll think you're NEEDY and will dump you. Surgeons HATE people who show ANY SIGNS of having needs. Its THEIR needs you have to submit to.

Don't drive a nice car, he'll think your only with him so he can buy your next one.

They is no point to date most surgeons. Been there, done that, never want to go their again. Their obnoxious and run to bizzare conclusions too quickly. Most of all, they NEVER make you feel good other than that you know you are "dating a surgeon".

Radiologist especially rule as partners. They're not taking care of patients, so they can think of your existence (unlike many surgeons). THey will love you and want to spend time with you.

The WORST of the worst physicians to date: ORTHOPAEDIC surgeons (younger generation)- AVOID THEM LIKE THE PLAGUE. NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I EVER HAD SUCH MEANINGLESS RELATIONSHIPS WITH THESE PEOPLE, even when they're talking marriage. ( i think i'd rather jump off a tall building than be stuck married to one)

Psychiatrists kind of suck to date too- they're always ruminating about themelves and can't focus on you. I get so ****ing sick and tired of listening to them all day.

Anesthesiologists are most often great to date, but some are PLAYERS, and you'll see a few players in EMED too. THey go into the field to have time to party, and you're often not a part of it (even if they talk marriage).


Good advice: if you really want to date a surgeon, ASK ABOUT THEIR PAST RELATIONSHIPS (if they've had any long ones) and why they broke up. THey are a handful decent ones. BUT, If they have not had any long relationships, they are probably not capable of true intimacy. If they tell you they dumped their last girlfriend because she is "PSYCHO" - STAY AWAY FROM THAT KIND OF GUY. He will try to peg something "Psycho" about YOU too and will be destructive in the relationship, ultimately breaking your heart.

 

[Vincristine]

Suduce me? Find me a remotely comfy chair and tell me I can sit down. If you've got something for me to put my feet on, I'm pretty much all yours.

And I agree with NJBMD, sex definitely comes before food, although I do need a real meal sitting down with non-plastic utensils at least once a week.

 

[MDgonnabe]

And I agree with NJBMD, sex definitely comes before food, although I do need a real meal sitting down with non-plastic utensils at least once a week.

interesting... now i'm sure you're all great with anatomy and all. but how in the [bleep] would surgeons (esp. residents) find the time, let alone the energy, to get laid???

i'd definitely rank food well above sex. but then again i'm asexual and have the libido of a cold dead fish.

 

[Leukocyte]

Stress, for some unkown evolutionary reason, makes people horny. I have 2 theories-

-Stress-->Body thinks it is its last chane to procreate-->Horny

-Stress-->Body finds a way to reduce stress by acting in a sexualy aroused/seductive matter for either primary or seconary gain-->Horny

This "crush" that you have might be due to your body's natural reaction to the stress of GS.

I should go into psychiatry.

 

[navysurgeon]

The ultimate seduction for the surgical resident would have to be...

sex in the call room.

try it sometime.

my girlfriends would swing by all the time when i was on call at various hospitals...makes a long call night a whole lot more tolerable...

peace, love and surgery,

TNS

 

[MDgonnabe]

Stress, for some unkown evolutionary reason, makes people horny. I have 2 theories-

-Stress-->Body thinks it is its last chane to procreate-->Horny

-Stress-->Body finds a way to reduce stress by acting in a sexualy aroused/seductive matter for either primary or seconary gain-->Horny

This "crush" that you have might be due to your body's natural reaction to the stress of GS.

I should go into psychiatry.

whoa! a surg-psych in the making!!! 😍 those are some great theories and no doubt apply to many... but believe it or not, i was never under that much stress when i was doing gsurg. not even during traumas... at least i didn't feel it if i was stressing. i stressed a lot more on im and ob/gyn than i did during surg. i think i just had an awesome team to work with. some really awesome guys all around. i didn't even mind the scutbucket.

The ultimate seduction for the surgical resident would have to be...

sex in the call room.

😱 ...and thus was coined the phrase "booty call room."

so how'd you uh get away with that? i mean, wouldn't others notice random chicks walking into the call rooms? wouldn't co-workers notice your conspicuous absences? what about people accidentally hearing/smelling/seeing things? the sheer logistics of all this send the mind reeling. i don't think i could do it even if i wanted to.

 

[Leukocyte]

What about people accidentally....smelling.....things?

Oooh Yeah.....Filthy Sanchez takes a trip to Greece! 👍

 

[fourthyear]

No sex in the call rooms, please!!!

I know people do this, but I never could/would do it - someone else has to sleep in that same bed tommorrow night...

Seriously, think of each of the other residents who uses the same call room as you...then picture them having sex in that same bed you sleep in - gross, right??? I know they supposedly change the sheets, but still! Please be considerate of others and have sex on your own time and place, not while at work.

 

[Ladyslipper5]

I've given up on the surgeon route.....now's its an endocrinologist. Goodness...the poor man's on another planet. What does one have to do?? Utter surprise that I'm not interested in his test tubes....lol. This may just give this man a heart attack..and in that case perhaps its back to a heart Doctor.....lol🙂

 

[smq123]

i'd definitely rank food well above sex. but then again i'm asexual and have the libido of a cold dead fish.

To whoever resurrected this thread:

Thank you, for giving me the chance to read the above quote, which is highly entertaining, and yet faintly disturbing.

 

[gstrub]

O honey, we need to talk

For surgeons, Just sit and be pretty.

Don't feed your opinions or talk too much, let them talk.


All they want is someone who they can come home to who is pretty, has made food for them, cleaned ther clothes, and will have sex whenever they want .
(but don't expect to have sex when YOU are horny, that will piss them off, let them sleep and leave them alone).

Do not bother them if they want to spend their entire day off with their male buddies. If you insist to spend the day with him , he'll think you're NEEDY and will dump you. Surgeons HATE people who show ANY SIGNS of having needs. Its THEIR needs you have to submit to.

Don't drive a nice car, he'll think your only with him so he can buy your next one.

They is no point to date most surgeons. Been there, done that, never want to go their again. Their obnoxious and run to bizzare conclusions too quickly. Most of all, they NEVER make you feel good other than that you know you are "dating a surgeon".

Radiologist especially rule as partners. They're not taking care of patients, so they can think of your existence (unlike many surgeons). THey will love you and want to spend time with you.

The WORST of the worst physicians to date: ORTHOPAEDIC surgeons (younger generation)- AVOID THEM LIKE THE PLAGUE. NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I EVER HAD SUCH MEANINGLESS RELATIONSHIPS WITH THESE PEOPLE, even when they're talking marriage. ( i think i'd rather jump off a tall building than be stuck married to one)

Psychiatrists kind of suck to date too- they're always ruminating about themelves and can't focus on you. I get so ****ing sick and tired of listening to them all day.

Anesthesiologists are most often great to date, but some are PLAYERS, and you'll see a few players in EMED too. THey go into the field to have time to party, and you're often not a part of it (even if they talk marriage).


Good advice: if you really want to date a surgeon, ASK ABOUT THEIR PAST RELATIONSHIPS (if they've had any long ones) and why they broke up. THey are a handful decent ones. BUT, If they have not had any long relationships, they are probably not capable of true intimacy. If they tell you they dumped their last girlfriend because she is "PSYCHO" - STAY AWAY FROM THAT KIND OF GUY. He will try to peg something "Psycho" about YOU too and will be destructive in the relationship, ultimately breaking your heart.

Hmmm...sounds like you are 1:annoying and 2:a *****.

 

[Mariah246]

Hmmm...sounds like you are 1:annoying and 2:a *****.

I got that feeling too but didn't want to be the first to announce it

 

[ArcherM2]

Hmmm...sounds like you are 1:annoying and 2:a *****.

hahahaha

what's the feeling on a student hooking up with an attending in an on-call room?

Who do you think is more at fault: the student or attending?

 

[Winged Scapula]

hahahaha

what's the feeling on a student hooking up with an attending in an on-call room?

Who do you think is more at fault: the student or attending?

The attending...the power structure almost defines this as an inequitable relationship where the student might feel coerced into the relationship.

Plus, the attending should be able to afford a nice room at a hotel rather than a stinky call room.😛

 

[ArcherM2]

The attending...the power structure almost defines this as an inequitable relationship where the student might feel coerced into the relationship.

Plus, the attending should be able to afford a nice room at a hotel rather than a stinky call room.😛

haha very true!

 

[Kubed]

Hmmm...sounds like you are 1:annoying and 2:a *****.

The message I got from that rant: As a surgeon I'll have access to ****** who will get annoyed and leave on their own. That's win-win

 

[TATA Box]

haha i would have to agree gstrub

 

[allendo]

haha very true!

I knew you were easy, but call room easy?