How well did you behave on interviews???

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Father of 2 said:
Moderator,

Please close this thread immediately.
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Dude, I'm sorry, you've made a mistake. You are on the wrong website.

Please revert to www.BennieHaan.com.

And rest assured, your jesus-dollars are going to good use to this tel-evangelist. He tours the country in his G-5 (Gulfstream Five, a fifty-million-plus corporate aircraft), spreading "the word". :barf:
 
Beautiful post, Jet.
Can't believe people fall for those acts.
 
Drywalling is very hard work, but very satisfying. Sometimes I wish I still did that kind of work. Beer tastes awfully special after a day of hard laboring (No, I am not pregnant!)



jetproppilot said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Sorry Father of Two, I'm Father of Three-Point-Eight (another Chucky coming into this world in March), pretty successful, 41 years old, and continue to enjoy life, rather than succomb to "the right way" to think/act.

Social groups/individuals that are offended by stories of a resident-buddy's memorable-trip-antics with the opposite sex are way too judgmental for me.

I hate arrogant/judgmental people.

Have fun at your tea-party with the 60 year olds from your church, Father of Two.

Me and the dry-wall guys fixing my house are gonna go have a beer at The Cats Meow.

Oh, by the way, the dry-wall guys, and I, are also pretty good people. Unfortunately you are too judgmental to appreciate that.
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Ear ache may not be the Father of Two that is now famous but he is judgmental- as soon as he listened to my album, THe Chronic, he hasn't called me since....
 
Ear ache may not be the Father of Two that is now famous but he is judgmental- as soon as he listened to my album, THe Chronic, he hasn't called me since....
 
DrDre' said:
Ear ache may not be the Father of Two that is now famous but he is judgmental- as soon as he listened to my album, THe Chronic, he hasn't called me since....
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BOW WOW WOW YIPEE YOW YIPEE YAY SNOOP DOGG IN THE MUTHA %^&*INN.....

HOUSSSEEEEE
 
jetproppilot said:
BOW WOW WOW YIPEE YOW YIPEE YAY SNOOP DOGG IN THE MUTHA %^&*INN.....

HOUSSSEEEEE
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i find your objectification of canines to be unacceptable.

please stop being offensive.
 
The other night I was in the shower and I saw my own frank and beans. God, I'm such a pig--I objectified myself and took the Lord's name in vain. Moderator, please close my membership immediately.
 
pagin Dr. Pat Robertson.

nevermind, he'll come on a few days later and apologize 😛
 
VentdependenT said:
hilarious

If I could dance this this guy I'd be set however
http://www.devilducky.com/media/13782/

the robot is back!
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Dave Elsewhere is friggin unreal. He has a cuppla commercials, and a mini-bio where he talks about his dancing etc... Anyhow, he admits that he started dancing just to pull ho's, and be the center of attention @ parties. It's nice to see that some good ole fashion chauvanism still exists. 👍
 
Father of 2 said:
Am I the only one who finds this thread offensive?
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Yup.



Oh, and on a related note, are the 2 adopted? Not to call you a liar or anything, but.....
 
I think that bj queen and father of 2 are the same person - there is something equally unbelievable about them. bj queen is definitely a dude. I just don't buy father of 2 as an angry, offended, straight-laced guy he says he is.

By the way, my bad behavior at interviews extended only to ordering appetizers, desserts and coffee - how far I have fallen from my bad girl days...so sad.
 
I also think BJ Queen is a dude. Not a gay guy who actually gave the BJ, but just a dude who made up a funny story. Come on BJ Queen-spill.
 
Sugar72 said:
I think that bj queen and father of 2 are the same person - there is something equally unbelievable about them. bj queen is definitely a dude. I just don't buy father of 2 as an angry, offended, straight-laced guy he says he is.

By the way, my bad behavior at interviews extended only to ordering appetizers, desserts and coffee - how far I have fallen from my bad girl days...so sad.
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i still cant believe they thought it was me! 🙄
 
aredoubleyou said:
Dude, I'm totally with you on this one. The way women are discussed on this site is dispicable. The only thing mentioned is sex, completely overlooking nice curves, breasts, firm bums, long legs, smooth hair, nice skin, tight pants, low cut shirts, miniskirts, push-up bras, thong bikinis, pumps, black stockings, red lipstick, mascara, tight dresses, or baby-tees. I hope we can stop viewing women as simply objects and realize that they are people with many different body parts.
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You forgot cute feet 😀 And father of 2, its called a sex drive, just because I find women hot doesnt mean I think they are beneath me,, well,, sometimes they are I guess!!

( Disclaimer :thats a pun for any uptight, humorless preachers out there, I dont really think they are beneath me 😴 )
 
Laryngospasm said:
You forgot cute feet 😀 And father of 2, its called a sex drive, just because I find women hot doesnt mean I think they are beneath me,, well,, sometimes they are I guess!!

( Disclaimer :thats a pun for any uptight, humorless preachers out there, I dont really think they are beneath me 😴 )
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This blows. We can't even have a goofy "locker-room" conversation w/o needing to put disclaimers in our posts.
Personally, I'd rather read a gritty post vs a "yes-man, go-with-the-flow" post any day! Fo2, and anyone else judging us should be strapped to the rack, and flogged. 👎


One more thing... if BJ Queen is really a chic, I hope I end up at the same program as her 😍 ... The nastier they are, the more I love 'em.
 
I'm a guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Pretty funny, though!
 
I am engaged so I wouldn't do anything to get myself into trouble on the interview trail and I am not Father of 2. But I must say some of the ICU's had some pretty good looking nurses working in them. I won't mention any programs but at least one other applicant and myself were discussing it. Also met many very attractive women who I was competing against. Sure hope looks don't count for much or I have no chance at my top programs.

Good luck everybody,
Scrubs

PS This post is friggin hillarious.
 
N2b8 said:
OMG!! Now don't get me wrong -- I really wanted to be the BJ Queen -- but that video is SICK AND WRONG!!! I did, however, laugh pretty damned hard ...

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=405
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I have got to say that most women applying to the anesthesia programs this interview season were very determined and hardworking, not the party type. Most women in medicine have to work uphill in a male dominated field, so it is hard to hook up with a hottie because they fear being labeled as a "ho" or other words.
i did, however, get some digits on the trail to "discuss my career" and will hopefully bang one or two before residency.
but DAMN did anyone realize how damned hot some of the girls at Sloan and kettering were? I remember walking on a tour in anesthesia dept and almost tripping on the people in front of me trying to get a nice look at this hot latina in a tight skirt!???
so can anyone find out who we really are on this thing?
 
Dr. Mittman's a moderator so he knows who you are!!! BTW did you get that eMail yet?
 
chicamedica said:
I just cant believe u guys thought it was me. . . 🙁
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dont worry. i still respect you and think you're hot (although i've never seen you in my life...i think?)
 
uh oh.. a moderator will see the fake email address i am using!
 
I just read this whole thread, and not one legit story. Check this out.. I'm going to tell a story, and it will be the wildest true one told so far. The night before my Mayo-Jax interview, I went to Dave and Busters and got plowed while playing ski ball and some Star Wars game.
I didn't sleep with anyone.
Now that is sad 🙁 . I know we're dorks, but we can do better than that. I am a married father of 1, so I should not win this contest. No more near miss stories!

Second thought. That dude took time out of his day 6 or 7 times to read and be offended by this almost empty thread. 😕
 
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