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I will be interviewing students tomorrow. What are some good questions to ask the candidates?
fever5 said:lol, the one time where the OP might have actually been serious, and you ask the purpose of man holes? I hope your interviewers ask you that! lol, i'd kill to hear your response...
fever5 said:you're not kidding are you...?
now you have my interest, aren't they just round because pipes are more or less round, no sharp edges, etc?
monet said:I will be interviewing students tomorrow. What are some good questions to ask the candidates?
firebody said:what the hell man. were you not the girl that was 'supposedly' accused of cheating in medical school. and then had the whole allopathic forum giving you advice and crap and you just kept leading everyone on. as i recall, everyone was pretty pissed at you because you just seemed to be egging the whole group on and never really telling us what happened. are you a damn troll or something? were you also not the girl that caught your boyfriend having his penis sucked by another girl and then leading everyone on to the drama that seemed like there never really was an incident as you just vanished and never concluded anything. are you effin' trolling again with this thread?
be gone loser!!
monet said:I will be interviewing students tomorrow. What are some good questions to ask the candidates?
Psycho DoctorPsycho Doctor said:how long have you been here? do you remember every post that has ever been posted? how do you have the time for all that?
Reckoning said:Psycho Doctor
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2000+ Posts
I think the pot just found the kettle.
kfilter1 said:"If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?"
akimbo said:I would. And I think I'd be delicious.
If the moon were made of cheese, wouldja eat it?
SanDiegoSOD said:Has the admissions committee neglected to give you any training? I would think that the permanent members might have some more pertinent advice than unknown pre-meds. Just a thought.
Reckoning said:Psycho Doctor
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2000+ Posts
I think the pot just found the kettle.
Reckoning said:Psycho Doctor
Registered User
2000+ Posts
I think the pot just found the kettle.
monet said:I will be interviewing students tomorrow. What are some good questions to ask the candidates?
sacrament said:From another thead in which I pondered what I would do if I was a student interviewer:
Me: (flipping through student file) You're here for.... an interview?
Premed Named Tom: Yeah...
Me: (narrowing eyes at something I'm reading in file) Really? For the med school?
Tom: Ummmm... yeah?
Me: Ok, ok, cool. What's your name again?
Tom: Tom.
Me: It says here your name is Thomas.
Tom: Yeah, I go by Tom.
Me: I'm sure you do.
Tom: ...
Me: I think I'm missing a page of your file, Thomas. Your extracurriculars. I've got... let's see... two years of volunteer work at the nursing home... and then a year of shadowing an ER doc, and then that's the end of the file, so the last couple pages must have gotten torn off somehow.
Tom: .......
Me: Hmmmm. Says here you're a biology major?
Tom: That's right.
Me: Spell "photosynthesis."
Tom: Um. P. H. O...
Me: WRONG.
Tom: What?
Me: Wrong, sorry, you're wrong. Are you gay?
Tom: Um... No...
Me: My loss. (wink) Tell me why you want to be a doctor.
Tom: Ok. Ok, well, ever since I was a little kid, whenever I...
Me: WRONG.
TheProwler said:that's nothing. Go check out Gaia online sometime.
Psycho Doctor said:there are so many people with so many more posts than me. And I have not been here following this board for years. i basically am here for the medical application process, not the fun and games as so amny others seem to be.
Psycho Doctor said:I was talking to firebody who obviously has changed his name many times. He seems to know everythign that has gone on here for years.
stoic said:how about if you ask them for some good idea's on how to get away with cheating during exams? maybe you could pick up some useful knowledge, douche.
tinkerbelle said:Are you telling me that neither the TAs nor other students saw this girl take a test out of the test box, pull out a stapler, and switch the tests pages??? I mean even with a bunch of people going up to hand their test in, how do you miss that? I'm glad she finally got caught and kicked out of school though. Cheaters suck
Damnit Jim! said:I would pay major bank to see a reality based tv show in which firebody and psycho doc were roommates in med school. That would be funny as ****. Psycho doc has enough pathology and crises for an entire med school class.
stoic said:how about if you ask them for some good idea's on how to get away with cheating during exams? maybe you could pick up some useful knowledge, douche.
Quynh2007 said:There was this huge cheating incident at my school last yr in orgo (that's why this yr it is very strict in grading) but there was this girl who found out the people who were doing very very well in the class, and found out which ones took the test at the same place as her. What she did was sign in, and then wait until the person she was targetting get up to hand in that person's test (usually with 80+ kids also going to hand in their papers too) and what this girl did was steal that target person's test, tore out the cover page and put her cover page on it and stapled it and turned it in as her own. Of course, the target person after the test was all handed back didn't get a test, but because they did so well, the TAs said not to worry, that if they had lost her test then they would average out the other test.
So, during the Final, this girl did the same thing to this guy. Apparently, she got a 100, but the Professor in the class called in this guy to be questioned for cheating. Because he had done so well on his other tests, he cheated and didn't do the final even if he did sign in so that they would have to average out his other tests and essentially get an A without having taken the final. So, the Prof. calls in this guy somehow, and he was intoxicated, and accused him of the above, and this guy kept saying no. so, he ended up taking another final exam while drunk, and got a 96. What happened was, they ended up comparing his handwriting with all the other tests that did really well, and lo and behold, the exact handwriting on this girl's test. They looked back, and they did find that they were missing one test every single time. Suffice it to say, this girl was kicked out at my institution...she got too greedy, because they always return prelims, but always keep finals...
tinkerbelle said:Are you telling me that neither the TAs nor other students saw this girl take a test out of the test box, pull out a stapler, and switch the tests pages??? I mean even with a bunch of people going up to hand their test in, how do you miss that? I'm glad she finally got caught and kicked out of school though. Cheaters suck
Quynh2007 said:we didn't have a test box until this year. And what was funny was her TA was talking to her when she handed in the tests, and didn't notice anything!
and what does this have to do with anything?scooter31 said:What color is the sky?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood...?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Would you eat a poop hot dog in order to gain acceptance to our med school?
All of these are fair game. As are the following:
How many threads have you killed?
Did you find your broken antenna?