I conquered the pap....

[dr_almondjoy_do]

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Today is the first day that I got all my paps the first try, and everyone had a good cervix that didn't give me any problems....\


Just thought I would share that... 😍

 

[DOtobe]

Umm...congrats?! 🙂

I hated when women had hard to find cervixes (is that the plural of cervix?)

 

[heldicus]

Umm...congrats?! 🙂

I hated when women had hard to find cervixes (is that the plural of cervix?)

Cervixes and cervices are both correct.

 

[ericdamiansean]

My first REAL one's next week 😛

So, do guys have it harder than female students?

 

[Mike59]

Umm...congrats?! 🙂

I hated when women had hard to find cervixes (is that the plural of cervix?)

What about right before surgery when there's so much fat down there that you can't find the freakin' urethra for a urine cath! I saw a nurse up to her elbows yesterday trying to find it! 😱

 

[ericdamiansean]

What about right before surgery when there's so much fat down there that you can't find the freakin' urethra for a urine cath! I saw a nurse up to her elbows yesterday trying to find it! 😱

How about we ask the ladies for their opinion?

 

[DOtobe]

What about right before surgery when there's so much fat down there that you can't find the freakin' urethra for a urine cath! I saw a nurse up to her elbows yesterday trying to find it! 😱

When I did Ob/Gyn one of the docs I worked with had a 450-lb pregnant patient. She was trying to check if her cervix was dilated yet, and she was in elbow-deep as well... 😱

I had to put a foley in a 300-lb woman once. Difficult, to say the least.

 

[Hoo\/er]

Today is the first day that I got all my paps the first try, and everyone had a good cervix that didn't give me any problems....\


Just thought I would share that... 😍

Pap smears suck, just like OB/GYN in general. Why anyone would want to do that $hit all day long is beyond me.

 

[Apollyon]

What about right before surgery when there's so much fat down there that you can't find the freakin' urethra for a urine cath! I saw a nurse up to her elbows yesterday trying to find it! 😱

The first Foley I EVER put in a female was 3 weeks ago in the MICU - in a 730lb woman. She wasn't one of those ambulatory people (that are very muscular under all the adipose) - her creatinine is 0.5, so there's no "body" there. 3 nurses on each leg. It was HORRIBLE.