This always seems to come up around this time of year...
One of the docs in my clinic gets sick. Not just "a bit of a runny nose" kind of sick, but "terrible sinus headache, coughing and sneezing all over the place kind of sick."
Despite my taking his patients, putting him on quarters and telling him to go home, he insists on staggering about the clinic miserably so that everyone has the opportunity to (a) see how dedicated he is for being at work like this and (b) get infected with whatever he has.
Command seems to love the heroic example he sets as he sits in his office and heroically blows snot all over his computer monitor. I however saw "Outbreak" as well as attended several classes during medical school, and one of the major lessons I learned during both is to never be around sick monkeys.
Unfortunately, my throat is now feeling a bit sore. Tomorrow I'm coating his PT gear in Icy-Hot. Let this be a warning to all you sickies who think your work is so important that it's worth exposing others to your cooties.