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ZpackSux

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our patients.. wearing hostpial gown.. unshaven.. wearing a nicoderm patch hooked up to an IV pole being infused with multiple antibiotics and IV fluids..

Because they congregate in an designated area 25 feet away from the hospital and puffing away on cigaretts like an abandoned human in Sahara who just found an oasis.. perhaps a mirage.
 
that post read like a william carlos williams poem
 
ZpackSux said:
our patients.. wearing hostpial gown.. unshaven.. wearing a nicoderm patch hooked up to an IV pole being infused with multiple antibiotics and IV fluids..

Because they congregate in an designated area 25 feet away from the hospital and puffing away on cigaretts like an abandoned human in Sahara who just found an oasis.. perhaps a mirage.


what about the soon to be mom who is in the hospital on bedrest to avoid premature labor or the soon to moms in the hospital to prevent them from getting illegal drugs and are outside puffing away.

male psych patients that wink at me when I make my deliveries 😳 .
 
trishias said:
what about the soon to be mom who is in the hospital on bedrest to avoid premature labor or the soon to moms in the hospital to prevent them from getting illegal drugs and are outside puffing away.

male psych patients that wink at me when I make my deliveries 😳 .

No one else winks at u?
 
aubieRx said:
that post read like a william carlos williams poem


You like modern American Poetry?
 
FutureRxGal said:
I take it you do. I always knew that tough guy persona was just a cover up. 😛


Bah...
 
ZpackSux said:
You like modern American Poetry?

ummmm sure why not. I always liekd the whole wheelbarrow white chickens deal.

so much depends upon an IV Bag
of glazed plastic
beside the hairy smoker
 
FutureRxGal said:
I take it you do. I always knew that tough guy persona was just a cover up. 😛

he also likes the phantom of the opera
 
aubieRx said:
he also likes the phantom of the opera
John Deere + phantom of the Opera = does not compute!!!!!!

And I like Phantom of the Opera... we can't agree... oh no!!! 😱
 
ZpackSux said:
No one else winks at u?

a couple of the transportation guys. one guy is starting to make me uncomfortable by inching next to me in the elevator while we make small talk. 😳
 
museabuse said:
John Deere + phantom of the Opera = does not compute!!!!!!

And I like Phantom of the Opera... we can't agree... oh no!!! 😱

1. If you're a man and you like the Phantom of the Opera = Gay.
2. If you're a man and you like the Phantom of the Opera, but have a John Deere, it negates the Gayness.
 
ZpackSux said:
1. If you're a man and you like the Phantom of the Opera = Gay.
2. If you're a man and you like the Phantom of the Opera, but have a John Deere, it negates the Gayness.

3. If you're a man and you hate Phantom, but have a John Deere, there's still a chance that you could be gay.
4. Stereotypes are lame. 😛
 
i doubt there is a chance hes gay despite whatever musicals he may like. unless by gay you mean has a merry heart.

a real man can like musicals without having to worry about what people think. perhaps a tough guy "persona" is only taken up by someone with something to hide?
 
aubieRx said:
i doubt there is a chance hes gay despite whatever musicals he may like. unless by gay you mean has a merry heart.

a real man can like musicals without having to worry about what people think. perhaps a tough guy "persona" is only taken up by someone with something to hide?


How did my thread get jacked to talking about musicals and homosexuality..
 
the "silly fairy" got ahold of it. 😀 ill give you three guesses as to the identity of the silly fairy
 
aubieRx said:
the "silly fairy" got ahold of it. 😀 ill give you three guesses as to the identity of the silly fairy

This isn't helping to get back on track of discussing my satirical observation of everyday healthcare in the US.
 
well go for it man. don't let me hold you back,
 
Hmmm.. I saw a bunch of obese patients, family members, and hospital staff today. They don't seem as healthy as they should be.
 
hmmm. maybe you ought to whip their butts into shape. take charge zpack. they are crying for you to be the dominant force in their undisciplined lives.

omg what am i writing?
 
aubieRx said:
hmmm. maybe you ought to whip their butts into shape. take charge zpack. they are crying for you to be the dominant force in their undisciplined lives.

omg what am i writing?


I just like to grab them by the neck and say.. "Stop Eating So MUCH!!!!!" "NOW"
 
it would be more effective if you brandished a whip and a fedora and unbuttoned your shirt after rolling around in the dirt with it on
 
aubieRx said:
it would be more effective if you brandished a whip and a fedora and unbuttoned your shirt after rolling around in the dirt with it on


I'll take em to work tomorrow.

 
good. i've often thought the world would run more smoothly if more men of good sense threatened to crack those with less sense on the butt with a whip

btw ive seen that display case ..some museum in nyc *i think 🙄

*i know its not in NYC
 
Why does Zpack suck, by the way? 😕
 
DHG said:
Why does Zpack suck, by the way? 😕

Zpak - Azithromycin 500mg po X i then 250mg po qday x 4 provides patients with just enough serum drug concentration for bacteriostatic property only. Zpak.. powerful name and with its' convenience made overzealous moms to think that their children need Zpak whenever they spike a fever.

It's a fancy macrolide... like erythromycin.. but at much larger cost.

It sux really.
 
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