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So there I was two nights ago and three traumas come in at the same time. The first trauma is a mutliple GSW: shot #1 is a through and through on the elbow, shot #2 has an entry on the upper right back w/o an exit, and shot #3 deeply grazed the patient across the chin. He's combative at the beginning, GCS 14, and I'm helping the med student learn how to fill out the trauma sheet while everyone is yelling and running around. I remark to her that she'll get to close his chin when this is all done. The second trauma is another GSW but I'm still helping the student and our patient starts going downhill: decreased breath sounds, no pulse in right upper extremity, decreased mental status. So the surgery trauma staff are going back and forth between the two trauma bays. The third trauma comes in and I take that one. Meanwhile, 6 units have been hung on the first GSW along with multiple FFP's. He's already intubated. The chest tube that gets placed gushes about 500cc's as soon as it's unclampled. He's obviously getting rushed to the OR. My trauma is a female who is drunk and has a 7cm laceration above her left eyebrow 2/2 getting hit with a rock thrown over a fence (at 0300)🙄. Doesn't look bad but her eye is proptotic, her 6mm left pupil is fixed, and there's an obvious step-off inside the wound. So I rush her to the CT scanner and am surprised at the results: frontal bone fx, nasal bone fx, lateral and posterior orbital wall fxs, zygomatic fx, pneumocephalus. I consult OFMS who is on face for the last 1/2 of the month: "No problem. I'll be there shortly." Neurosurgery consult for air in the cranium: "I'm on my way." Ophthomology consult for proptotic globe and fixed pupil. "Ugh! I just left the hospital. It's going to take me AT LEAST 40 minutes to get back in" (spoken in exasperated, whiney female voice). I ask is there anything I can do until she gets here. "Yes," she says, "start measuring the globe pressures and if it gets too high, perform a lateral canthotomy." "Umm....I guess I could try that but..." "Let me talk to your attending right now" she says. I explain he's in the OR with GSW #1. (As soon as they made the thoracotomy incision, he exploded the rest of his blood volume all over the OR...bullet hit his innominate artery and he was bleeding out all over the place). So then she starts laying into me: "You need more supervision. You can't be allowed to handle this situation by yourself. When this is all over, you need to go to the ER and get some remedial training. This is ridiculous!" I explain that I'm eager to clamp the corner of her eyelid and start cutting ligaments and muscles and everything, but instead of chewing me out how about driving fast, getting in here, and doing your friggin' job?
Then, after I tuck her in the SICU, talk with the family for 30 minutes, and finish all the paperwork, I give Ophtho a courtesy call to let her know the patient is in bed xxx. (It has been about an hour now since I called her). "Yeah, I figured that out all by myself. I've been looking at the scans for about 10 minutes now and blah, blah, blah." Meanwhile, I'm thinking why did she decide to log into the computer system, start Centricity, and comfy up to all the images vs. (at least) getting a quick look at the patient? Then she starts in again: "You know, you really can't consider yourself a competent doctor until you're comfortable measuring globe pressures, performing a canthotomy, etc. etc."😴 I'M NOT GOING TO PERFORM EYE SURGERY ON ANYONE...THAT'S WHY I'M CALLING YOU OPHTHO RESIDENT!!! AND I'M PRETTY SURE WHEN YOU'RE ON HOME CALL, YOU'RE REQUIRED TO RESPOND IN <30 MINUTES...OTHERWISE YOU NEED TO BE TAKING IN-HOUSE CALL!!!! Next time I'll call the attending, tell him to leave the OR and supervise me more.🙄 If a civilian provider did that, her career would be over. That would be the last consult she would ever get from anyone. JUST DO YOUR DANG JOB!! sheesh.
Then, after I tuck her in the SICU, talk with the family for 30 minutes, and finish all the paperwork, I give Ophtho a courtesy call to let her know the patient is in bed xxx. (It has been about an hour now since I called her). "Yeah, I figured that out all by myself. I've been looking at the scans for about 10 minutes now and blah, blah, blah." Meanwhile, I'm thinking why did she decide to log into the computer system, start Centricity, and comfy up to all the images vs. (at least) getting a quick look at the patient? Then she starts in again: "You know, you really can't consider yourself a competent doctor until you're comfortable measuring globe pressures, performing a canthotomy, etc. etc."😴 I'M NOT GOING TO PERFORM EYE SURGERY ON ANYONE...THAT'S WHY I'M CALLING YOU OPHTHO RESIDENT!!! AND I'M PRETTY SURE WHEN YOU'RE ON HOME CALL, YOU'RE REQUIRED TO RESPOND IN <30 MINUTES...OTHERWISE YOU NEED TO BE TAKING IN-HOUSE CALL!!!! Next time I'll call the attending, tell him to leave the OR and supervise me more.🙄 If a civilian provider did that, her career would be over. That would be the last consult she would ever get from anyone. JUST DO YOUR DANG JOB!! sheesh.
