If I were an enzyme...

[DOcat]

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I'd be a DNA helicase...SO I COULD UNZIP YOUR GENES....

haha.FUNNY.

 

[TexasTriathlete]

I'm going to use that on some random chick at a bar.

 

[RySerr21]

my bio professor actually told us that joke during class. awkard. but funny.

 

[Knockout Mice]

If I can be anything, I'd be a derivative so I can be tangent to your curves

 

[DrMidlife]

Gets funnier as it goes: http://allthatisman.bravehost.com/orgo/page01.htm

 

[TexasTriathlete]

I'd be afraid to be in class with that guy, David Li. He could crack at any moment, and we all saw what happened at Va Tech.

 

[MDROCKSTAR]

Chemistry majors do it on the table... periodically.

 

[LauraDO]

Chemistry majors do it on the table... periodically.

ok that was funny, that was really funny

 

[Bacchus]

If you go to the facebook group (its titled after the OPs joke) and look at the images there are quite a few funny ones. Best one ever is tripping on acid; you have to see the picture to understand.

 

[igcgnerd]

Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

A physical chemist is a student who goes to university thinking he might want to be a physicist, but gets intimated by the math.

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist. "That's it, I can never remember that word."

As far as enzymes I would be condensin,, because with how hard I worked getting a B+ in cell mol, you would think I am preety dense.