suppose upon graduating college a distant relative dies and through strange circumstances leaves YOU with 500 million dollars in cash. So now you are faced with the pleasant reality you are financially set for several life times. Would you still go to med school? If not, and these are the ones Id especially like to hear from, what else would you pursue? In my case, I'd try and be a rock star and go to those silly American Idol things were people line up in the streets. 🙂
This is a ridiculous hypothetical question, but I'll give it a whirl.
No I wouldn't pursue medicine. But since I'm in med school...if it was before second semester of second year, I'd quit. Otherwise I'd finish and make the rest of school as comfortable as possible. If I decided to finish, I'd also donate $100 million piecemeal to the med school and make it the most desirable school any applicant could possibly want to go to, thus increasing its perceived prestige to the point that it would be on equal standing with the Ivies. How would I do it? I'd bribe the **** out of everyone.
Preclinicals
Full tuition/living expense scholarship and free mercedes for every matriculant with a 3.9+ and 40+. I'd throw in an Aston Martin on top of it if they were a Rhodes or Marshall scholar or a medal winning Olympic athlete.
1 cadaver per student. Plasma screens with every cadaver with step by step dissection instruction.
HD online streaming lectures for every class. Fully bound, complete notes for every student for every class. 24/7 office hours required for the professors. Professors would also be required to gear lectures towards boards and not the minutia they research. These professors, of course, would be top talent stolen from top universities.
No attendance policy, no dress code.
Gourmet cafeteria with free food.
2 year free access to all available prep material for the boards
Clinicals
Access to every hospital within the schools region. Attendings/residents would be paid a hefty bonus for paying special attention to and giving special instruction to our students.
And no, I wouldn't do residency. Life's too short and 500-100 million too much to spend it in a hospital. Plus I'm not one of those people that only wanted to be a doctor. I have many other interests that I can pursue.
Okay, I'm done daydreaming....