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You were so adamant that you were leaving that you signed it twice. And now you're back.
You seem awfully intrigued with high post counts. I'm not like that, sorry.
If your school doesn't have a phi beta kappa chapter...
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You seem awfully intrigued with high post counts. I'm not like that, sorry.
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I've got a massive trust fund, too. I'm only going into medicine because I have such a good heart.You are just jealous because we have more posts, are taller, bigger, stronger, bench more and are better All American soccer players than you ever will be. And have a drawer full of phi beta kappa keys from all the premeds we frightened off with our imposing alpha male attitudes and physiques. Be afraid.
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I just got back from a soccer game...the latino leaque soccer championship in my Northwest town. We won. I graduated from college in 2005 and I currently am playing soccer on a latino team in my hometown while I try to get into medical school. I am glad that I took 4 years of spanish in high school. These guys are incredible and this team would beat most NCAA Division II teams easily. Yeah, I am the 6"2" blond white guy, who stands out among my hispanic teammates, just because I am a white guy and so tall, relatively. These guys do appreciate my hard slide tackles. I appreciate their respect and their passion for the game of soccer. Oh, I could give you my real name and the name of my university, and you easily could confirm everything that I have said at the NCAA site and the varsity team site at my university, but I am not going to do that for obvious reasons.
So, 6'2'. 185lbs is not credible. Why wouldn't I say, 6'2", 205 lbs, instead of the 185 lbs, that I actually am, if I was fabricating the truth.. Obviously, none of you guys are athletes, and certainly, none of you have ever been around college soccer players, a different body build than football players...the average college soccer player is about 5'9'' or 5'10', and 160 pounds. A college soccer player who is 6'2", 185 pounds, is a big guy. Trust me on this, if you don't believe me, call your school's soccer coach. And let's face it. None of the Three Muskateeers will ever know what a hard slide tackle is from personal experience. You have never delivered one and God help you, you will never receive this kind of physical contact.
O.K. we need to give props to the Prowler. He admitted that he was an officer in his premed club in college, and frankly, that admission takes stones. And the other two Muskateers. Were you officers in your premed club? Fess up.
Some final advice to the Prowler. Never, ever, go on the internet and admit that you had sex with your wife one hour ago and now are back online. That is an insult to your wife. You should have been asleep for at least 6 hours if you gave it everything that you have....that is not love, at least as I understand it.
So, my final suggestion to the Three Muskateers....buy matching Klingon uniforms and attend the Star Trek fan club convention in L.A. in October and listen in rapt wonder while Leonard Nimoy explains the philosophical ramifications of the Vulcan Mind Meld.
I will check back in three years to see which one of you three guys reaches 20,000 posts first. It is kind of like Barry Bonds, isn't it.
Oh, and by the way, we may meet at some point during our professional lives, not likely, but possible, and if we do, I will be looking down (yeah, I really am 6'2"), and each of you guys will be looking up.
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If this post gets me banned, then I won't make 100...If not, then I will save 5 posts to let you guys know where I got admitted so you can share the joy....but I promise 100 posts and I am gone.
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So, 6'2'. 185lbs is not credible. Why wouldn't I say, 6'2", 205 lbs, instead of the 185 lbs, that I actually am, if I was fabricating the truth.. Obviously, none of you guys are athletes, and certainly, none of you have ever been around college soccer players, a different body build than football players...the average college soccer player is about 5'9'' or 5'10', and 160 pounds. A college soccer player who is 6'2", 185 pounds, is a big guy. Trust me on this, if you don't believe me, call your school's soccer coach. And let's face it. None of the Three Muskateeers will ever know what a hard slide tackle is from personal experience. You have never delivered one and God help you, you will never receive this kind of physical contact.
O.K. we need to give props to the Prowler. He admitted that he was an officer in his premed club in college, and frankly, that admission takes stones. And the other two Muskateers. Were you officers in your premed club? Fess up.
Some final advice to the Prowler. Never, ever, go on the internet and admit that you had sex with your wife one hour ago and now are back online. That is an insult to your wife. You should have been asleep for at least 6 hours if you gave it everything that you have....that is not love, at least as I understand it.
So, my final suggestion to the Three Muskateers....buy matching Klingon uniforms and attend the Star Trek fan club convention in L.A. in October and listen in rapt wonder while Leonard Nimoy explains the philosophical ramifications of the Vulcan Mind Meld.
I will check back in three years to see which one of you three guys reaches 20,000 posts first. It is kind of like Barry Bonds, isn't it.
Oh, and by the way, we may meet at some point during our professional lives, not likely, but possible, and if we do, I will be looking down (yeah, I really am 6'2"), and each of you guys will be looking up.
Searun
If this post gets me banned, then I won't make 100...If not, then I will save 5 posts to let you guys know where I got admitted so you can share the joy....but I promise 100 posts and I am gone.
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Cliff's? I ain't readin'g all that ****.
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LOL -- people tend to gain a few inches and a couple dozen lbs when posting from the safety of their living rooms. Based on your post I'm thinking 5' and spindley, not athletic, probably thick glasses and hardly an alpha male. Folks with nothing to prove tend not to post the above kind of post. (And FWIW 185 is way too low a weight for a weightlifting physically punishing athletic male over 6'. At 6'2" that is either rail thin or zero muscle tone). Sorry to burst your bubble but this was just too funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDifrEhgELg
"I'm like six feet tall" - Eric Cartmen @ 1:07.
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I lol'd
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In grade school you were bright but a little overweight, and your Moms were very protective. Your fathers were, well, they were busy. The playground was not fun but you were good in class, if not popular. You liked computers, even though computers were pretty primitive...Middle school, that was a nightmare. You so much wanted to fit in, and even went to a few middle school dances, but it never worked out. No sports. Those guys made you very nervous. High school....not cool, but in retrospect that is a good thing....computers, o.k. bring it on. College...o.k. I am premed, and damn it, my mom is very proud of me. Post college. I have a wife....but I spend most of my life online...and o.k. I was an officer in my college premed club. After that, everything was downhill until I went to the Star Wars convention in L.A. and I look really good in my Klingon Suit. Long live, Dr. Spock!
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There aren't any Klingons in Star Wars, *****.
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Um, I think he was joking. Just as Dr. Spock is a baby doctor, not a sci fi character. But by making those jokes he tells us, in no uncertain terms, that he knows the difference.
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I think it is telling that you switched from "you" to "I" in your post. Now we know who you are really talking about.
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am heading out of town to work on a project that will last for a few weeks. Leaving my laptop behind. So I won't be online for awhile. The pay is pretty good for construction work, about $25 per hour, I enjoy working outside, and I have found that alot of women actually like guys who are somewhat old school and can do hard physical work - unlike the pallid lab rat metrosexual persona projected by the Three Muskateers. And Prowler, you are down by a couple of thousand posts-it is time to make a move on your side kicks. I am expecting big things from you while I am gone. Have fun!
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True, but Mr. Spock was in Star Trek.
This whole thread has now reminded me of this dear fellow:
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Don't know what you're talking about. I've been working as a landscaper since the 8th grade.
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If you have to get a $25/hr construction job to get women that is pretty sad indeed.
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