I'm 11 and gonna be a surgeon and need recommendations!!!

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Hi,

I'm 11 years old and have known since i was a kid that I'm gonna be a surgeon. I know that I'm really cut out for it, and that it's my calling. I will be a great surgeon one day, plus my parents and friends think so too. even my teachers say that i will be an awesome surgeon one day.

I have some questions for you guys..:

1. do you have any recommendations/tips for me?
2. what residency should i go to, to be the best surgeon in the world?!
3. what medical school should i go to, to be able to get into the best residency?
4. what college should i go to to get into the awesomest med school?
5. what kinda high school will prepare me for the best college -- private, public? overseas?
6. what kind of junior hgih should i go to?

also,
7. will it make me rich? i've known my whole life that i will be rich.
8. is it like in the movies? is like ER?
9. could i even save the lives of 1,000 people per year?
10. is there any way i can skip any of the parts 2-6 above?

thanks in advance!

 

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oh, and if it helps.. i will probably be a neurosurgeon (b/c i think the other fields won't be challenging enough for me, no offense), or at least a heart surgeon. if you can make your suggestions specific to these it would be great. thanks again.

 

[rpkall]

ahahah! Nice.

Frickin' surgeons!

 

[GMO2003]

Hi,

I'm 11 years old and have known since i was a kid that I'm gonna be a surgeon. I know that I'm really cut out for it, and that it's my calling. I will be a great surgeon one day, plus my parents and friends think so too. even my teachers say that i will be an awesome surgeon one day.

I have some questions for you guys..:

1. do you have any recommendations/tips for me?
2. what residency should i go to, to be the best surgeon in the world?!
3. what medical school should i go to, to be able to get into the best residency?
4. what college should i go to to get into the awesomest med school?
5. what kinda high school will prepare me for the best college -- private, public? overseas?
6. what kind of junior hgih should i go to?

also,
7. will it make me rich? i've known my whole life that i will be rich.
8. is it like in the movies? is like ER?
9. could i even save the lives of 1,000 people per year?
10. is there any way i can skip any of the parts 2-6 above?

thanks in advance!

Harold: excuse me but are you Neal Patrick Harris?

NPH: Yup!

Kumar: Dude I loved Doogie Howser M.D.that show was my favorite growing up, you were my idol!!!

NPH: Dude, that's great but I'm bored as $hit back here, can we get going?

Kumar: So Neil, I gotta ask...did you ever get it on with that Wanda chick off the set?

NPH: Dude, I humped every piece of ass on that show!

Kumar: even the hot chick who played the nurse??

NPH: staring off to space in a moment of self contemplation...No, I didn't go all the way with her

Harold: Neil you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here?

NPH: dude, I don't even know where the phuck I am right now...I was at a party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with some incredible X and the next thing I know I was thrown out of a moving car...I've been trippin balls ever since

Kumar: that's crazy dude...we've been having a crazy night ourselves..we've been driving around trying to find White Castle all night but we keep getting side tracked

NPH: yeah dude you fascinate me...forget white castle, let's go get some pu$$y...it's a phucking sausagefest in here...

Kumar: Neil you don't understand we've been craving these burgers all night

NPH: yeah, I've been craving burgers too, furburgers...c'mon dudes let's go get some trim at a strip club...the doogie line always works on strippers...LAP DANCE!!!

 

[ggx12]

Hi,

I'm 11 years old and have known since i was a kid that I'm gonna be a surgeon. I know that I'm really cut out for it, and that it's my calling. I will be a great surgeon one day, plus my parents and friends think so too. even my teachers say that i will be an awesome surgeon one day.

I have some questions for you guys..:

1. do you have any recommendations/tips for me?
2. what residency should i go to, to be the best surgeon in the world?!
3. what medical school should i go to, to be able to get into the best residency?
4. what college should i go to to get into the awesomest med school?
5. what kinda high school will prepare me for the best college -- private, public? overseas?
6. what kind of junior hgih should i go to?

also,
7. will it make me rich? i've known my whole life that i will be rich.
8. is it like in the movies? is like ER?
9. could i even save the lives of 1,000 people per year?
10. is there any way i can skip any of the parts 2-6 above?

thanks in advance!

you must be joking....


right?

 

[AznDoc]

First, how about a nice bed time story? Do you like Brothers' Grimm? And then if you are a good little boy I'll bring you some milk and cookies. And no there aren't any bad monsters under your bed and there is no greasy looking guy with an ax in your closet. Now close your eyes and think happy thoughts...

 

[DrBowtie]

Troll.

 

[Pir8DeacDoc]

Some around here are in desperate need of a sense of humor.

 

[Kubed]

I'm 11 years old and have known since i was a kid that I'm gonna be a surgeon.

What do you mean by “since”?

 

[Fascia Lata]

What do you mean by “since”?

he means he is not a kid anymore being 11 years old!!!!!!!!!