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[Bubblefish]

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>In pharmacology, all drugs have 2 names, the trade name and the generic
>one.
>For example, the generic name of Tylenol is acetamenophin, Aleve is known
>as
>naproxin, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
>
>The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration
>by a team of government experts, it recently announced that they had
>settled
>on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin,
>mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepoken.
>
>Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be
>available in liquid form. It will be marketed by Coca-cola as a power
>beverage
>suitable for use as a mixer. Coke's proposed ad campaign claims it will now
>be
>possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can
>no
>longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the terms
>cocktails, highballs, and having a stiff drink.
>
>Coke will market the new concoction by the name Mount&Do

 

[bananaface]

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[trishias]

 

[DownonthePharm]

mydixadrupin....

 

[ZpackSux]

>In pharmacology, all drugs have 2 names, the trade name and the generic
>one.
>For example, the generic name of Tylenol is acetamenophin, Aleve is known
>as
>naproxin, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
>
>The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration
>by a team of government experts, it recently announced that they had
>settled
>on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin,
>mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepoken.
>
>Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be
>available in liquid form. It will be marketed by Coca-cola as a power
>beverage
>suitable for use as a mixer. Coke's proposed ad campaign claims it will now
>be
>possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can
>no
>longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the terms
>cocktails, highballs, and having a stiff drink.
>
>Coke will market the new concoction by the name Mount&Do

I don't get it..

 

[Bubblefish]

Zpak,

It's only funny for non Viagra-popping folks.

 

[ZpackSux]

Zpak,

It's only funny for non Viagra-popping folks.

Ok..then it's really really funny... 👍

 

[2badr]

 

[Shooto2000]

>In pharmacology, all drugs have 2 names, the trade name and the generic
>one.
>For example, the generic name of Tylenol is acetamenophin, Aleve is known
>as
>naproxin, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
>
>The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration
>by a team of government experts, it recently announced that they had
>settled
>on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin,
>mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepoken.
>
>Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be
>available in liquid form. It will be marketed by Coca-cola as a power
>beverage
>suitable for use as a mixer. Coke's proposed ad campaign claims it will now
>be
>possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can
>no
>longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the terms
>cocktails, highballs, and having a stiff drink.
>
>Coke will market the new concoction by the name Mount&Do

I almost thought this article was a real legitamit one until it said " Pour himself a stiff one"

 

[bananaface]

I don't get it..

Do you need me to have a chat with your wife? 😛

 

[2badr]

I almost thought this article was a real legitamit one until it said " Pour himself a stiff one"

you know how you get a preview of the post before you click and open? When I saw the first three lines I thought oookaaay, yeah we know that 🙄and??

😀 I must save this one......😛

 

[Asor]

Outstanding thread--super funny 😀

 

[Bubblefish]

I thought pharmacy students would appreciate it. I emailed this to my fellow med and dental students, and some actually emailed me back asking if this is for real......(lesson to be learn here...somewhere).

 

[ZpackSux]

Do you need me to have a chat with your wife? 😛

 

[bananaface]

Well you said you weren't getting it. Fine, if you don't want my help....