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WOW!
A milligram of spinal morphine only?
No local?
I'm open to learning new techniques!
But I've never heard of doing a big ortho procedure with primary anesthetic consisting of intrathecal opiod sans local anesthetic.
I'm all ears.
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yes, very strange!
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That is crazy talk.
A mg of morphine AND 100mcg of spinal fentanyl?
I bet that dude scratched all of his skin off postoperatively. Damn! Probably one big excoriation. That's a cruel anesthetic. I'll bet that hospital had a shortage of nalbuphine, naloxone, and hydroxyzine after that case!
Notice, though, that through all of that he still had a negative Throckmorton's sign.
-copro
iv fentanyl.
it looks like a solid GA: 8mg versed... 😱
maybe it's a typo in the article and should of read 0.1mg spinal morphine, i suspect reviewers from ORTHOPEDICS wouldn't have picked that up 😀
it looks like a solid GA: 8mg versed... 😱
maybe it's a typo in the article and should of read 0.1mg spinal morphine, i suspect reviewers from ORTHOPEDICS wouldn't have picked that up 😀
Cut them some slack guys, they're orthopods. I'm surprised they spelled morfeene right. The boneheads at our place can barely read.
I had an ortho attending ask me last month why I hadn't transfused any FFP; didn't I know his platelet count was 95?
"Yes sir, we're at negative two twitches but I'll give him some more droperidol."
"Fine, that'll really help us out."
I never knew they had journals; I figured they gathered around the fire every few weeks and just grunted at each other.
I had an ortho attending ask me last month why I hadn't transfused any FFP; didn't I know his platelet count was 95?
"Yes sir, we're at negative two twitches but I'll give him some more droperidol."
"Fine, that'll really help us out."
I never knew they had journals; I figured they gathered around the fire every few weeks and just grunted at each other.
UHHHHHH.....
there was a fire in the ortho library last week.....it was a TOTAL LOSS.....
they lost BOTH books....including the coloring-link-the-dots-anatomy-book....😆
DEFINITION OF A DOUBLE BLIND STUDY?.....
2 ORTHOPEDIC SURGEONS LOOKING AT AN EKG....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man, I love orthopods...just tell'em something......ANYTHING......and the world is ALL GOOD again...
DEFINITION OF A DOUBLE BLIND STUDY?.....
2 ORTHOPEDIC SURGEONS LOOKING AT AN EKG....
😆 😆
Notice, though, that through all of that he still had a negative Throckmorton's sign.
-copro
Haha. Nice catch. That's the only thing I really remember from my month in Radiology. I also figured out the shortest route to the coffee kiosk since I required 5 cups just to stay awake.
How do you hide a $20 bill from an orthopod? Put in the patient's chart.
How do you hide a $20 bill from a neurosurgeon? Tape it to his kid's forehead.
How do you hide a $20 bill from a plastic surgeon? You can't hide a $20 bill from a plastic surgeon. You just can't.
How do you hide a $20 bill from a neurosurgeon? Tape it to his kid's forehead.
How do you hide a $20 bill from a plastic surgeon? You can't hide a $20 bill from a plastic surgeon. You just can't.
How do you hide a $20 bill from an anesthesiologist? Put it in the room with a crna.
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how can you tell that the physician walking down the or corridor is an orthopod ?
his knuckels are scraping on the ground....
whats the difference between an orthopod and a carpenter?
the carpenter knows the names of two antibiotics...
fasto
his knuckels are scraping on the ground....
whats the difference between an orthopod and a carpenter?
the carpenter knows the names of two antibiotics...
fasto
You mean there are more than one antibiotics available?
Oh, wait I remember a second one, cefazolin.
Awwww ... that's the one I was thinking of ... what's the other one?
Ancef, of course.
UHHHHHH.....
there was a fire in the ortho library last week.....it was a TOTAL LOSS.....
they lost BOTH books....including the coloring-link-the-dots-anatomy-book....😆
DEFINITION OF A DOUBLE BLIND STUDY?.....
2 ORTHOPEDIC SURGEONS LOOKING AT AN EKG....
i had an orthopod mention to me two times in 24 hours that an EKG looked like a bunch of squiggly lines to him. I was like...thanks dude, i understand in your field it's cool to be an idiot...I got it. 👍
you guys setting up each other's jokes? wow, the teamwork
Ive delivered that anesthetic before, minus the big dose of midaz. A typical hip would get a bit more IV narc but usually only 0.3mg IT morphine.
