Interesting Case

[Noyac]

http://www.orthosupersite.com/view.asp?rID=27109

OUCH!

And how about that anesthetic technique?

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[jetproppilot]

http://www.orthosupersite.com/view.asp?rID=27109

OUCH!

And how about that anesthetic technique?

WOW!

A milligram of spinal morphine only?

No local?

I'm open to learning new techniques!

But I've never heard of doing a big ortho procedure with primary anesthetic consisting of intrathecal opiod sans local anesthetic.

I'm all ears.

 

[jetproppilot]

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[Planktonmd]

WOW!

A milligram of spinal morphine only?

No local?

I'm open to learning new techniques!

But I've never heard of doing a big ortho procedure with primary anesthetic consisting of intrathecal opiod sans local anesthetic.

I'm all ears.

yes, very strange!

 

[Arch Guillotti]

That is crazy talk.

 

[TIVA]

No wonder he required 500 of propofol and 8 of versed and 30 of toradol.

 

[coprolalia]

WOW!

A milligram of spinal morphine only?

A mg of morphine AND 100mcg of spinal fentanyl?

I bet that dude scratched all of his skin off postoperatively. Damn! Probably one big excoriation. That's a cruel anesthetic. I'll bet that hospital had a shortage of nalbuphine, naloxone, and hydroxyzine after that case!

Notice, though, that through all of that he still had a negative Throckmorton's sign.

-copro

 

[dhb]

iv fentanyl.
it looks like a solid GA: 8mg versed...
maybe it's a typo in the article and should of read 0.1mg spinal morphine, i suspect reviewers from ORTHOPEDICS wouldn't have picked that up

 

[Bougie]

Cut them some slack guys, they're orthopods. I'm surprised they spelled morfeene right. The boneheads at our place can barely read.

I had an ortho attending ask me last month why I hadn't transfused any FFP; didn't I know his platelet count was 95?

"Yes sir, we're at negative two twitches but I'll give him some more droperidol."

"Fine, that'll really help us out."

I never knew they had journals; I figured they gathered around the fire every few weeks and just grunted at each other.

 

[jetproppilot]

Cut them some slack guys, they're orthopods. I'm surprised they spelled morfeene right. The boneheads at our place can barely read.

I had an ortho attending ask me last month why I hadn't transfused any FFP; didn't I know his platelet count was 95?

"Yes sir, we're at negative two twitches but I'll give him some more droperidol."

"Fine, that'll really help us out."

I never knew they had journals; I figured they gathered around the fire every few weeks and just grunted at each other.

UHHHHHH.....

there was a fire in the ortho library last week.....it was a TOTAL LOSS.....

they lost BOTH books....including the coloring-link-the-dots-anatomy-book....


DEFINITION OF A DOUBLE BLIND STUDY?.....

2 ORTHOPEDIC SURGEONS LOOKING AT AN EKG....

 

[jetproppilot]

I had an ortho attending ask me last month why I hadn't transfused any FFP; didn't I know his platelet count was 95?

"Yes sir, we're at negative two twitches but I'll give him some more droperidol."

"Fine, that'll really help us out."

.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Man, I love orthopods...just tell'em something......ANYTHING......and the world is ALL GOOD again...

 

[dhb]

DEFINITION OF A DOUBLE BLIND STUDY?.....

2 ORTHOPEDIC SURGEONS LOOKING AT AN EKG....

 

[scotchnwater]

Notice, though, that through all of that he still had a negative Throckmorton's sign.

-copro

Haha. Nice catch. That's the only thing I really remember from my month in Radiology. I also figured out the shortest route to the coffee kiosk since I required 5 cups just to stay awake.

 

[Gas]

How do you hide a $20 bill from an orthopod? Put in the patient's chart.

How do you hide a $20 bill from a neurosurgeon? Tape it to his kid's forehead.

How do you hide a $20 bill from a plastic surgeon? You can't hide a $20 bill from a plastic surgeon. You just can't.

 

[Noyac]

How do you hide a $20 bill from an anesthesiologist? Put it in the room with a crna.

 

[fastosprintini]

how can you tell that the physician walking down the or corridor is an orthopod ?
his knuckels are scraping on the ground....
whats the difference between an orthopod and a carpenter?
the carpenter knows the names of two antibiotics...
fasto

 

[Noyac]

how can you tell that the physician walking down the or corridor is an orthopod ?
his knuckels are scraping on the ground....
whats the difference between an orthopod and a carpenter?
the carpenter knows the names of two antibiotics...
fasto

You mean there are more than one antibiotics available?

Oh, wait I remember a second one, cefazolin.

 

[TIVA]

You mean there are more than one antibiotics available?

Oh, wait I remember a second one, cefazolin.

Awwww ... that's the one I was thinking of ... what's the other one?

 

[Noyac]

Awwww ... that's the one I was thinking of ... what's the other one?

Ancef, of course.

 

[Strength&Speed]

UHHHHHH.....

there was a fire in the ortho library last week.....it was a TOTAL LOSS.....

they lost BOTH books....including the coloring-link-the-dots-anatomy-book....


DEFINITION OF A DOUBLE BLIND STUDY?.....

2 ORTHOPEDIC SURGEONS LOOKING AT AN EKG....

i had an orthopod mention to me two times in 24 hours that an EKG looked like a bunch of squiggly lines to him. I was like...thanks dude, i understand in your field it's cool to be an idiot...I got it.

 

[Strength&Speed]

Ancef, of course.

you guys setting up each other's jokes? wow, the teamwork

 

[CanGas]

Ah, ortho jokes.

Q: What is the heart to an orthopedic surgeon.

Ans: The squishy thing that pushes the ancef around.

 

[Idiopathic]

Ive delivered that anesthetic before, minus the big dose of midaz. A typical hip would get a bit more IV narc but usually only 0.3mg IT morphine.