I went to Gus's artificial organ and taco stand and said "Give me a bladder por favor." The guy said "Is that to go?" I said, "Well what else would I want it for?
That reminds me of the other day, I was following an ambulance and the back door came open on a bump. A little cooler box fell out and they kept driving. I picked it up and looked inside and found a severed toe on ice. I called 911 to alert them and they said they would send a toe truck out right away.
Ah jesus that's bad. I have my father in law to thank for that one.