So I walk into the room of a 19 year old female patient... I see that her head and face are covered with blood. She has several lacerations, newly broken teeth and deformed nose with epistaxis.
Me: "That looks like it really hurts... what happened to you?"
Patient: "The girls in this town are f****** crazy b******, thats what happened!"
Me: "What did they do to you?"
Patient: "They nearly killed me!
Me: "What happened, why did they do this?"
Patient: "I dont know, they just got out of the car and beat me up..."
Me: "Did you know these people?"
Patient: "No!"
Me: "So these people you dont know just drove up, got out of the car and beat you up?"
Patient: "Well they drove by a few times like they were looking for some place and couldnt find it."
Me: "So they stopped to ask you directions and then beat you up?"
Patient: "Well... I thought it was strange so I stoped them to talk."
Me: "And they just beat you up?"
Patient: "Well... I was kind of yelling at them... because they kept driving by."
Me: "So then they beat you up?"
Patient: "Well, they did'nt want to talk to me and kept the window closed and tried to drive away!"
Me: "So you were hit by the car! Is that why you look so banged up?"
Patient: "No, I was hit with the rock!"
Me: (looking puzzled) "what rock?" (scratching my head)
Patient: "the one I used to break the drivers window when she wouldnt roll it down to talk to me! She grabbed it and hit me in the head a few times and then drove off like a f****** crazy b****. I'm telling you...she was really crazy!"
Me: "This town really is full of crazy people!"
Me: "That looks like it really hurts... what happened to you?"
Patient: "The girls in this town are f****** crazy b******, thats what happened!"
Me: "What did they do to you?"
Patient: "They nearly killed me!
Me: "What happened, why did they do this?"
Patient: "I dont know, they just got out of the car and beat me up..."
Me: "Did you know these people?"
Patient: "No!"
Me: "So these people you dont know just drove up, got out of the car and beat you up?"
Patient: "Well they drove by a few times like they were looking for some place and couldnt find it."
Me: "So they stopped to ask you directions and then beat you up?"
Patient: "Well... I thought it was strange so I stoped them to talk."
Me: "And they just beat you up?"
Patient: "Well... I was kind of yelling at them... because they kept driving by."
Me: "So then they beat you up?"
Patient: "Well, they did'nt want to talk to me and kept the window closed and tried to drive away!"
Me: "So you were hit by the car! Is that why you look so banged up?"
Patient: "No, I was hit with the rock!"
Me: (looking puzzled) "what rock?" (scratching my head)
Patient: "the one I used to break the drivers window when she wouldnt roll it down to talk to me! She grabbed it and hit me in the head a few times and then drove off like a f****** crazy b****. I'm telling you...she was really crazy!"
Me: "This town really is full of crazy people!"
