A good joke for Indian cricket fans (after the world cup exit) Sehwag's wife wants him to go to the market, but Sehwag is afraid to venture out in public. He feels people will go after him for his dismal performance on the field with the willow. So he does go to the market dressed as a woman. There, a beautiful woman comes up to him and says, "Kya Sehwag, kaise ho?" Surprised Sehwag asks, "How do you know? The woman says, "Pehchana nahin? Mein Sachin!"