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> Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been
>decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and
>walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of
>them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties
>and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of
>panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to salvage a
>large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and she proceeded
>to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they walked home.
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>The next day, one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said,
>"These damn girl nights have to stop. My wife came home with no panties!"
>"That's nothing", said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck
>between the crack of her ass that said" "From all of us at the Fire Station.
>We will never forget you!"
>decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and
>walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of
>them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties
>and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of
>panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to salvage a
>large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and she proceeded
>to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they walked home.
>
>
>
>The next day, one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said,
>"These damn girl nights have to stop. My wife came home with no panties!"
>"That's nothing", said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck
>between the crack of her ass that said" "From all of us at the Fire Station.
>We will never forget you!"
