Here one that I read, most of it is really specific to our prof or our class though...
T'was the class before finals
When all through the night
Physics students were studying, giggling with delight
Bookbags were back with #2 pencils with care
With hopes a passing webassign grade would appear
While other students were nestled, all snoring in bed
Physics kids have equations all jumbled instead
Coffee, kept warm, in a thermos as taught
Preventing radiation( a mirror), conduction (a vacuum), and convection with a top
When outside my home there arose such a sound
I spill my hot coffee (friggine transfer of heat!) and put my calculator down
With sound traveling a swift 342 meters per second
A longitudinal wave, and soon I was beckoned
To my front porch, with physics still fresh in my mind
An inelastic collision, two vehicles intertwined
From the truck hopped a large juggernaut of a man
And from the car, exited professor SCOTT SCHULTZ, physics book in hand
Soon on the sceen, the police did arrive
The man with much mass promptly started to lie
"He was speeding, I was stopped, he swerved in my lane, look at his tires, looke at the road, no you don't need my name!"
"Oh! I'm going to sue and yes I know I will win!"
Said this grizzly man, with a prisoners grin.
Scott simply stood there, with a slightly annoyed face
Preparing himself, preparing his case
"You know, the coefficient of friction of rubber to asphalt
Indicates this gentleman is clearly at fault"
"Plus, the velocity at the bottom, when my tire hit the road, is easily calculated, or so I am told."
"And if he was stopped, as he so vigorously claims
I can dispute this with physics, lets make this a game"
"Momentum, torque, kinetic and potential energy
Plus the time right before this young lady heard the collision to be."
His eyes, how they twinkled, as measurements he took
And googled the mass of the truck and the crook
Next he went to the back of his sad looking car
To pull out a gauge, the cop thought him bizarre.
After calculating pressure from his tires, a number he got
He walked to the curb then took a squat
Scott spoke not a work, but when straight to his work
Calculating velocity, temperature, accelerations and hertz
Coefficents, summations, vectors and gears
Jeff Gordan and Mothra kept ringing in my ears
After a moment Schultz stood to his feet to explain
The impossibilities of this big man's ridiculous claims.
For he's used physics, not just hearsay or a guess
So, in his opinion, his innocence is no contest
As the cop turned around to talk to the man
He decided to flee, like PJ he ran
This was the first meeting of Mr. Schultz's favorite pal
Who's still trying to use physics to escape from the jail
Just then my phone ran and I woke to a host of hurried text
From Roy, Chelsea, and Cassandra wondering where I was at
But in preparation that I again would be late
I slept in my car at Delta to avoid this horrid fate
The moral of the story can arise from three little Laws
Starting with Aristotle and Galileo and Newton because
Physics is everywhere, an useful everyday tool
And in the words of Scott Schultz
"Isn't this So COOL!?!?!"