A few minor corrections, from someone in the know.
OP is not a book.
OP is not worried about scanners, nor any other technological accoutrements. OP raises one eyebrow at the assumptions made about OP's intentions.
And OP thinks this:
is ludicrous. Apparently, MedPR's definition of "legitimate" differs from OP's. Yes, there are pertinent negatives, but "He says nothing about not wanting free copies from google"? Well, the patient said nothing about not have excruciating pain in his left leg, so I amputated from the hip. OP is sure this is sound logic.
OP would like to thank those who shared good ideas here. OP would also like to suggest that those who speculated and argued over said speculations here should turn off their computers and go for a walk, outside. OP is a big fan of healthy lifestyles.