Nice technique, bro.
BTW, hope your old team isnt intimidated by the new Yankee
ROCKET.
Lookin forward to a
GUARANTEED low ERA from the old dude. Heck, better be for 28 mil......
SEE NOY?
SHOULDDA STUCK WITH BASEBALL!
Man, I'd love to have that kinda negotiating power...
ROCKET: "George, here's how it is. I'll pitch for you. But I want a cool mil-a-week. And if I'm not scheduled to pitch, I'm gonna stay at my crib with my hot wife and kidlets. But I'll agree to watch the game on TV."
"OK?"
George: "OK, Rocket. Whatever you want. If a mil-a-week isnt enough, and you need more spare 500k-each engines for your jet, please call me."
Try that with your administrator:
Noy: Mr. Slim-Administrator, I'll agree to do the anesthesia here for six-hundred-large. But Only from nine-to-five. If I have to come out after five, or on weekends/holidays, I get two-large an hour."
"Additionally, I'd like eggs benedict each morning, cooked fresh on my arrival by a chef."
"I'd like this excuse you have as a doctors lounge totally revamped. Double the size. Adourn it with oversize couches, two 70 inch plasma TVs tuned to ESPN only, WIFI, three laptops with 2 gig of RAM, two DVD players, at least three
Top Gun DVDs, a refrigerator stocked with strawberry yogurt, Mountain Dew, and Hungry Man frozen dinners."
"OK?"
Mr. Slim-Administrator: "Noy, ya gotta stop doin' that con-bud. Yeah, it
totally contributes to your
snowboard-fakies. And I agree with you. It makes TOOL sound even better. But...uhhhhh....you've lost rationality in this office."
Uhhhh....sorry Mike.
I mislead you.
Guess we ain't got Da Rocket's arm.
So forgettabout goin' to the CEO with my proposal.