Sample phone call to dermatopathology fellowship:
Applicant: "Hello, my name is so-and-so and I am calling to speak with Dr. Skin, is she available?"
Secretary: "No, she's not in."
Applicant: "I'm calling to find out if the dermatopathology fellowship position is still open, do you have any idea?"
Secretary: "Oh, I wouldn't know about that."
Applicant: "Perhaps I could leave a message for Dr. Skin, does she have voice mail?"
Secretary: "You could email her."
Applicant: "Do you know when she will be available?"
Secretary: "Oh she's in and out all the time."
Applicant: "Okay, I'll email her then, have a nice day."
Applicant emails Dr. Skin. Applicant never hears back from Dr. Skin. This is a pretty typical attempt to elicit information, by the way.