haha...fair enough
While I agree with you that there are obviously some schools with more to offer than others, when it comes down to it, it doesn't seem to matter as much as I initially thought.
What matters more is residency training, and while one school may prepare you a bit better than others (debatable), it seems that it really comes down to your audition rotations, board scores and letters of recommendation (and greased to some point of course)
A lot of this comes down to self-seletion...not so much the school you go to. The schools with the resources will attract more students who over overachieve, but that speaks more to the student than the school.