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Just to cheer you guys up a bit... this isn't as bad as the spring semester! 😀
I'm not feeling as awful as I was about the whole thing last week. Not sure why; I think I realize that if I study a decent amount, the worst thing that will happen is that I will pass everything, and at the end of the week I will be done studying.
I hope I'm studying enough to do a little better than just passing everything, but right now I just can't get all wound up about it. This is unlike me. Perhaps pod people have taken over my mind. I, for one, welcome my pod people overlords.
Pod people only invade your CNS if you are immunocompromised.
Great. Now I'm not allowed to be immuncompromised.
I have been compiling a list of things you can't do if you don't want to be sick:
Don't wear shoes because you'll get tinea pedis.
Don't go barefoot because you'll get hookworm.
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Don't eat poop because you'll get all sorts of things. (Admittedly, there are a number of things in this list I have never wanted to do anyway).
Don't poop in the yard.
Don't sleep because the pinworm mama will lay eggs.
Don't go camping because of giardia.
Don't take your baby to Africa.
If you go to malaria country, take your antimalarial prophylaxis so you won't get malaria.
Don't take the antimalarial prophylaxis because it is toxic.
Feel free to add your own favorites.
Worst block of micro (and pharm). Ewww! *shudder*
In 9th grade, I was paranoid of walking around barefoot or with slippers on because I was afraid I'd get hookworm. My bio teacher told us it lives in Hawaii.
Ah, but during spring semester, I know that my career of 100% studying will be at an end, at long last. I'm sure M3/M4 have a ton of difficult aspects to them, but I came to med school to become a doctor, not a bookworm. At college graduation, I was glad that my studying was not yet coming to an end. This May, I will be glad that my studying is winding down. Yes, I know you study during rotations.Just to cheer you guys up a bit... this isn't as bad as the spring semester! 😀
Ah, but during spring semester, I know that my career of 100% studying will be at an end, at long last. I'm sure M3/M4 have a ton of difficult aspects to them, but I came to med school to become a doctor, not a bookworm. At college graduation, I was glad that my studying was not yet coming to an end. This May, I will be glad that my studying is winding down. Yes, I know you study during rotations.
2 to 3 hours of reading, every day.
my ass
my ass
thank you for that
my interest in this thread can be seen in the following graph. x=0 represents the post immediately above mine.
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F_expected/ F is decreasing so does that mean that interest in this thread is exceeding your expectations?
don't get all started with your smart person talk in here, buddy. I've been f_expecting since you were in rubber pants.
Perhaps I am an old curmudgeon, but I do not consider it a hardship to be required to perform long division to two significant figures on an examination without a calculator. It's a pain in the patootie, sure, but it's not so awful that I'd be going onto a forum to complain that it's too hard and so unfair because there were two answers with the same first digit and the second digits weren't different enough for me to guess successfully in my head.
Interviews: Done
Thank you letters: Done
Rank List: Um, wait. Rank list? Oh crap.
What programs do you favor?
I thought it was dumb that we had to do it, but it wasn't difficult to do. I think they should have just thrown on the online calculator that we had in phys, but I don't think that it's unreasonable to expect that we can do it with a whiteboard.Perhaps I am an old curmudgeon, but I do not consider it a hardship to be required to perform long division to two significant figures on an examination without a calculator. It's a pain in the patootie, sure, but it's not so awful that I'd be going onto a forum to complain that it's too hard and so unfair because there were two answers with the same first digit and the second digits weren't different enough for me to guess successfully in my head.
when do you have to rank them? and other than location, what kinds of things make a big difference for you?
Yay Don!
Tell me I'm not crazy... thirteen interviews down, at least four (possibly six, but not really) to go. Nonsense, I tell you. Additionally, I'm expecting a Urology Match Day page sent DIRECTLY to me. None of this forum nonsense. Me love you long time.
Just got home from another trip, now in Milwaukee for nine days. In a row! Very exciting. Also, currently being featured at the Family Medicine Department. Here all week kids, catch the show. Ask Gimlet, it's hilarious. Puppets and everything.
you are so getting visited after the surgery exam.
i'm really gonna miss surgery. radiology will be useful but i don't know if i can make it sitting in a dark room all day...i might have to quadruple my caffeine intake.
Example of a talkative patient: XandieYay Don!
Tell me I'm not crazy... thirteen interviews down, at least four (possibly six, but not really) to go. Nonsense, I tell you. Additionally, I'm expecting a Urology Match Day page sent DIRECTLY to me. None of this forum nonsense. Me love you long time.
Just got home from another trip, now in Milwaukee for nine days. In a row! Very exciting. Also, currently being featured at the Family Medicine Department. Here all week kids, catch the show. Ask Gimlet, it's hilarious. Puppets and everything.
Why do people find it entertaining to point out that I'm talkative? Wow, how very observant of you. Seriously.
samenewme is correct. 😉 The example of the confused patient was Dr. Novoa-Takara, and the example of the language barrier was Dr. Wong-Riley. I'm kinda surprised these things get circulated...Oh my Gosh, is that thing still circulating around? Steve Kotsonis is the biggest butthead in the world (I think it was him). I can't believe it's still kicking around. Hope it helps.
who are you?I would just like to point out in the time it took for him to reply to your e-mail he could have easily re-taped his glasses or realigned his pocket protector...See what I did there? Pointing out the extra obvious fact that he is a nerd. That's in these days, right? Pointing out the painfully obvious in order to diminish our own sad truths. God I wish I was that cool. Someone get that guy a cookie.
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My vote stands - get him a cookie. He was SO INCREDIBLY COOL before that last act od genius, he should have a cookie. With sprinkles.
I thought it was dumb that we had to do it, but it wasn't difficult to do. I think they should have just thrown on the online calculator that we had in phys, but I don't think that it's unreasonable to expect that we can do it with a whiteboard.
Hey, look who disappeared. I had a feeling that someone with a lengthy ban history decided to try their luck in here.
Interviews: Done
Thank you letters: Done
Rank List: Um, wait. Rank list? Oh crap.
Lol, troll much? Apparently not, as this is a pretty piss-poor attempt.
what are you applying for?...heehee...piss-poor....
Personally I think I'm piss-rich. Maybe not as much as Don.
what are you applying for?
I'm jealous. I'm only halfway done. My last isn't until Feb 8.
Radiation oncology. The interviews are always way late.