MCW Class of 2010, Part 3

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It didn't help that she was wearing the same scrubs (no coat) as all the nurses. I'm just glad I didn't say anything stupid. 😛
 
MCW is creepy at night. I love my in-laws and all, but they really need to vacate the premises so I can go back to studying in my comfy office chair.
 
DoctorFunk said:
MCW is creepy at night. I love my in-laws and all, but they really need to vacate the premises so I can go back to studying in my comfy office chair.
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What are you doing at MCW on Saturday night during Thanksgiving weekend? I had all the best intentions to study, and I've done absolutely none. Maybe I'll get some done tomorrow night after I get back from Colorado. I've got a nice 15 hour drive ahead of me.
 
Ashers said:
What are you doing at MCW on Saturday night during Thanksgiving weekend? I had all the best intentions to study, and I've done absolutely none. Maybe I'll get some done tomorrow night after I get back from Colorado. I've got a nice 15 hour drive ahead of me.
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I figured I had better read the new psych lectures at least once before Monday's final cram session. That, and my antisocial claustrophobia was kicking in with 11 people tromping around my 2 BR apartment today. Good luck with the drive home, and I hope you had a good time out there!
 
DoctorFunk said:
I figured I had better read the new psych lectures at least once before Monday's final cram session. That, and my antisocial claustrophobia was kicking in with 11 people tromping around my 2 BR apartment today. Good luck with the drive home, and I hope you had a good time out there!
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i didn't even bring psych with me. craptacular. thanks, i'm sure my friend will be driving my car most of the time. have fun at mcow tonight.
 
DoctorFunk said:
MCW is creepy at night. I love my in-laws and all, but they really need to vacate the premises so I can go back to studying in my comfy office chair.
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there's only a three hour window when I've never been at school - between 3:30am and 6:30am.
 
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOTf3Xl6Qs[/YOUTUBE]

trying out these youtube tags on SDN. hmmmmm. this guy has some FREAKY DEAKY joints. yikes.
 
TheProwler said:
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trying out these youtube tags on SDN. hmmmmm. this guy has some FREAKY DEAKY joints. yikes.
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Ow.

So that's what, Type II of that cartilage disorder I've forgotten from Block I?
 
You guys know those ditches on the side of rural highways? Apparently the little hills formed by the driveways that cross these ditches make GREAT ramps to send a car airborne for 50 feet and roll it twice.

I found the faceplate from the kid's stereo about 15 feet from the car.
 
Agent Splat said:
You guys know those ditches on the side of rural highways? Apparently the little hills formed by the driveways that cross these ditches make GREAT ramps to send a car airborne for 50 feet and roll it twice.

I found the faceplate from the kid's stereo about 15 feet from the car.
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was it a.....

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There is now no window when I have not been at school... That was true after first year, to be honest. I stayed overnight the night before the phys final. Fat lot of good it did me too.
 
Agent Splat said:
You guys know those ditches on the side of rural highways? Apparently the little hills formed by the driveways that cross these ditches make GREAT ramps to send a car airborne for 50 feet and roll it twice.

I found the faceplate from the kid's stereo about 15 feet from the car.
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A kid in my neighborhood killed the girl in his passenger seat by performing one of these maneuvers off our neighbor's driveway.
 
Marc, I waved at you today and you didn't notice. It made me cry inside.
 
Xandie said:
Marc, I waved at you today and you didn't notice. It made me cry inside.
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I'm sorry. I got a bunch of my medications changed over break so I'm not really catching everything that's going on...my apologies for anything I say or do that seems...off.
 
Agent Splat said:
I'm sorry. I got a bunch of my medications changed over break
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Yeah, thanks for hooking me up with all your old pills by the way.

The walls are alive with the sound of peanut butter.
 
DoctorFunk said:
Yeah, thanks for hooking me up with all your old pills by the way.

The walls are alive with the sound of peanut butter.
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those must be the peanut butter balls i gave you.

+1 to someone that knows what "peanut butter balls" are.
 
hmmmm, do I really want to apply to do research next year? I know it's late, but that was me putting it off, because I don't really want to do it....
 
TheProwler said:
hmmmm, do I really want to apply to do research next year? I know it's late, but that was me putting it off, because I don't really want to do it....
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if you do research I will make you talk to me.

seriously. not wanting to do it = you will be miserable. do something fun. enjoy guilt-free freetime with your wife and any kids you may have begun construction on.
 
Agent Splat said:
do me next!
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You are obviously preoccupied with the primordial urge toward sexual relations, probably due to an inability to compete with your father for your mother's romantic attentions. This manifests itself in seductive behavior and public cries for attention.

Psychoanalysis complete. That will be $8,000, please.
 
DoctorFunk said:
You are obviously preoccupied with the primordial urge toward sexual relations, probably due to an inability to compete with your father for your mother's romantic attentions. This manifests itself in seductive behavior and public cries for attention.

Psychoanalysis complete. That will be $8,000, please.
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One part of that analysis that is complete B.S.
 
Agent Splat said:
if you do research I will make you talk to me.

seriously. not wanting to do it = you will be miserable. do something fun. enjoy guilt-free freetime with your wife and any kids you may have begun construction on.
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Yeah, I know....I just don't want to close any doors by not doing something....

although I'm headed to Europe and probably going to work for my dad (making 2-3x as much as I would doing research) cutting grass for the rich doctors we work for. I guess that sounds like a decent alternative to an RD.
 
Agent Splat said:
No, you just forgot that I had a coupon.
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That's right. I forgot that I had advertised my company, Psychoanalytic Therapy for Students and/or Drunks (PTSD), in a magazine this month-- namely, Banana Lovers Illustrated.

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DoctorFunk said:
You are obviously preoccupied with the primordial urge toward sexual relations, probably due to an inability to compete with your father for your mother's romantic attentions. This manifests itself in seductive behavior and public cries for attention.

Psychoanalysis complete. That will be $8,000, please.
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Now, me!
 
Now I feel like some kind of psychopimp. I promise I'll do you fine ladies' analyses tomorrow after the psych final. My skills should be fine-tuned after that motha.
 
Ashers said:
But, He could handle that many leper-chauns because they're small.

You just don't care because you've already been analyzed anyway. =þ
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Now, now, my disciples...there's more than enough Funk to go around. No need to fight. You know, unless I tell you to.

Edit: You can now see that I am at 999 posts. Henceforth I will be under a self-imposed ban on posting until I find a worthy opportunity in which to unleash my 1,000th nugget of wisdom. Trudge forth, true believers...I will return again.
 
Snap. I woke up so early this morning, and with such a cloudy mind from my cold that I forgot about my self-imposed embargo. Turns out I wasted my 1,000th post on telling some dude how to find bootlegged Step 1 study materials. So goes life.

Here's to 1,001 delusional posts full of kingdoms, ninjas, messianic messages, and sarcastic putdowns.
 
unnnnnnnh......today's gonna be a long day. It blows my mind how much material is on the biochem final. I'm sure you guys are just thrilled about your path final in May. Can't even imagine that now.....
 
TheProwler said:
I'm sure you guys are just thrilled about your path final in May. Can't even imagine that now.....
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The best part is that it looks like our path final will be the standardized "shelf" exam for pathology released by the National Board of Medical Examiners for schools across the country to use. Which means that the material will not only be all-inclusive of path, but will also be likely geared towards material that may or may not have been taught by our lecturers.

This kind of crap is why I use about 3 different text sources for path and 2-3 different question bank sources. Fantastic.
 
TheProwler said:
It blows my mind how much material is on the biochem final.
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I honestly can barely remember anything about my preparation for that test. I think I have localized dissociative amnesia (just ask any M2 about this disease before the psych test today) surrounding that exam.

Whatever it was must have worked. But I hope never to have such biochem-laden nightmares the night before an exam again. Made me wish I had just pulled an all-nighter.
 
DoctorFunk said:
The best part is that it looks like our path final will be the standardized "shelf" exam for pathology released by the National Board of Medical Examiners for schools across the country to use. Which means that the material will not only be all-inclusive of path, but will also be likely geared towards material that may or may not have been taught by our lecturers.

This kind of crap is why I use about 3 different text sources for path and 2-3 different question bank sources. Fantastic.
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My friend I went snowboarding with said the shelf might be a good thing because then we can study more out of BRS.
 
DoctorFunk said:
Snap. I woke up so early this morning, and with such a cloudy mind from my cold that I forgot about my self-imposed embargo. Turns out I wasted my 1,000th post on telling some dude how to find bootlegged Step 1 study materials. So goes life.

Here's to 1,001 delusional posts full of kingdoms, ninjas, messianic messages, and sarcastic putdowns.
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It's okay. It's not like the 1,000 label stays on that post. No one will ever know (unless Indo obsessively counts and dates all your posts) which one was the thousandth. You could post a new, charming, profound, provocative post and claim it as your thousandth if you wanted.

I'll never tell.
 
samenewme said:
It's okay. It's not like the 1,000 label stays on that post. No one will ever know (unless Indo obsessively counts and dates all your posts) which one was the thousandth. You could post a new, charming, profound, provocative post and claim it as your thousandth if you wanted.

I'll never tell.
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or you could just count backwards for the last several posts, and it'd be pretty easy.
 
I think Dane Cook finally jumped the shark. I downloaded his new HBO special and it is quite terrible.

What is everyone doing now that our 3 weeks of exams are done?
 
DoctorFunk said:
I think Dane Cook finally jumped the shark. I downloaded his new HBO special and it is quite terrible.

What is everyone doing now that our 3 weeks of exams are done?
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Putting up Christmas lights on the house tonight, then starting studying for finals...🙁
 
I present to you: Ninja Santa, the new Spirit of Christmas.

Have you all been good boys and girls? Because if not, I will shuriken you in the neck, and you'll never see it coming.
 
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