MCW Class of 2010, Part 3

[Agent Splat]

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I present to you: Ninja Santa, the new Spirit of Christmas.

Have you all been good boys and girls? Because if not, I will shuriken you in the neck, and you'll never see it coming.

well aren't you just adorable!!

 

[45408]

grrrr. I need to do awesome on on the anatomy final if I want to move up a grade, same for devo. If only the first round of written exams had gone better....

but the good news is, I'd have to do horrible to go down.....

but biochem hangs in the balance. 🙁

 

[DoctorFunk]

grrrr. I need to do awesome on on the anatomy final if I want to move up a grade, same for devo. If only the first round of written exams had gone better....

but the good news is, I'd have to do horrible to go down.....

but biochem hangs in the balance. 🙁

I always used the rule of thumb last year that moving up a grade on a cumulative final just wasn't all that feasible. In fact, I usually needed a 2 point cushion or so to ensure that I wouldn't drop down. I suppose it depends on where you're sitting though.

I happened to glance into the library today a little before noon when I was making my biweekly MCW fly-by. It was packed. You M1s must be opening some kind of sweatshop in there preparing for finals.

 

[DoctorFunk]

well aren't you just adorable!!

Only I could be both adorable and terrifyingly lethal at the same time.

 

[indo]

a la manana, the last biochem lecture.

 

[45408]

I happened to glance into the library today a little before noon when I was making my biweekly MCW fly-by. It was packed. You M1s must be opening some kind of sweatshop in there preparing for finals.

one of the skinniest guys in our class just walked by (in the library) wearing a wifebeater, erm, A-shirt. I understand the adage "If you've got it, flaunt it," but I really don't like the stance of "I don't have it, so I'm gonna flaunt it." Some chunky chick at my school learned that the hard way when a few guys start heckling her in public....

 

[45408]

fyi,

don't you know I got
key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
Louis nap sack
where I hold'n all tha work at

=

Did you know I have three kilograms of cocaine in a backpack? And return my comments, small women.

 

[Agent Splat]

fyi,

don't you know I got
key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
Louis nap sack
where I hold'n all tha work at

=

Did you know I have three kilograms of cocaine in a backpack? And return my comments, small women.

MCW public safety has been dispatched.

 

[indo]

Pratik et al,
How competitive are those student research positions? How are student grants taxed? As personal income?

 

[indo]

fyi,

don't you know I got
key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
Louis nap sack
where I hold'n all tha work at

=

Did you know I have three kilograms of cocaine in a backpack? And return my comments, small women.

Yeah, krippendorf's lectures can be confusing if you ain't from the streets, yo.

 

[Xandie]

Only I could be both adorable and terrifyingly lethal at the same time.

Ahem!! There are at least two people in this thread who have both of those traits simultaneously, thank you.

 

[Agent Splat]

Ahem!! There are at least two people in this thread who have both of those traits simultaneously, thank you.

But you're not JUST adorable and lethal. You're adorable, lethal, and SASSY.

 

[45408]

Yeah, krippendorf's lectures can be confusing if you ain't from the streets, yo.

what if you're thuper?

 

[Agent Splat]

what if you're thuper?

then you're Drew Barrymore.

 

[donnyfire]

But you're not JUST adorable and lethal. You're adorable, lethal, and SASSY.

What if you're adorable, sassy, but benign?

 

[samenewme]

one of the skinniest guys in our class just walked by (in the library) wearing a wifebeater, erm, A-shirt. I understand the adage "If you've got it, flaunt it," but I really don't like the stance of "I don't have it, so I'm gonna flaunt it." Some chunky chick at my school learned that the hard way when a few guys start heckling her in public....

WTF? That's just rude.

 

[Agent Splat]

What if you're adorable, sassy, but benign?

ganglion cyst.

 

[indo]

ganglion cyst.

aka "bible cyst".

 

[Agent Splat]

It's time for a pre-teen email survey simulation!!!!

Four easy questions
Favorite Food?:
Favorite Color?:
Favorite Movie?:
When was the last time you cried?:

1. Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
2. Purple
3. MST3K: The Movie and Amadeus are up there
4. About a year ago, and I will only tell you it involved no table lamp and a flashlight.

 

[45408]

WTF? That's just rude.

which? I think they both are

 

[45408]

Four easy questions
Favorite Food?:
Favorite Color?:
Favorite Movie?:
When was the last time you cried?:

1 Mac & cheese
2 Red
3 Boondock Saints (Dumb & Dumber is close)
4 1983

 

[Agent Splat]

1 Mac & cheese

I almost put that. But I've had way too much lately.

 

[45408]

that's not possible.



WHERE'S THE SUN?????

 

[DoctorFunk]

I'll be your Huckleberry.

Four easy questions
Favorite Food?:
Favorite Color?:
Favorite Movie?:
When was the last time you cried?:

1). Cottage Cheese- I eat this stuff like I have a severe Calcium deficiency
2). Black- don't call me a goth though
3). The Empire Strikes Back
4). Honestly don't remember. I almost cried at a funeral recently, but not quite.

 

[Ashers]

Four easy questions
Favorite Food?: Prime rib, yorkshire pudding, and pumpkin pie and ice cream mmmmmm
Favorite Color?: Blue
Favorite Movie?: hmmmm... so many to choose from. Since it's Christmasy time right now, I'll go with "It's a Wonderful Life" Jimmy Stewart's great
When was the last time you cried?: My eyes were watering when I took my ski goggles off on Friday -- it was cold standing in line for corn dogs.

 

[Gimlet]

Four easy questions
Favorite Food?: Tacos
Favorite Color?: Green
Favorite Movie?: Back to the Future (the first one, of course) or Tommy Boy
When was the last time you cried?: Prolly in middle school when my dad yelled at me once.

Is tacos a valid answer to favorite food? It kind of reminds me of Joey's favorite food on Friends (and I want to kill myself that I know this): sandwiches. To be more specific, softshell ground beef tacos with lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, black olives, sour cream, and Ortega brand taco sauce.

 

[Gimlet]

My eyes were watering when I took my ski goggles off on Friday -- it was cold standing in line for corn dogs.

If that's crying, then my answer is this morning when I was cutting up an onion. But c'mon now, we all know that's a BS answer to the crying question. Unless you were sad that the line was so long for corn dogs.

 

[DoctorFunk]

Unless you were sad that the line was so long for corn dogs.

I'm getting depressed just thinking about a long corndog line.

 

[Agent Splat]

I'm getting depressed just thinking about a long corndog line.

and now i'm going to curl up in bed and whimper at the thought of a long corndog line.

 

[indo]

If I said, "Hotdog on a Stick" what would be the first thing that you think of?

 

[Agent Splat]

If I said, "Hotdog on a Stick" what would be the first thing that you think of?

a hot dog on top of a stick.

 

[DoctorFunk]

If I said, "Hotdog on a Stick" what would be the first thing that you think of?

The state fair.

 

[Ashers]

If that's crying, then my answer is this morning when I was cutting up an onion. But c'mon now, we all know that's a BS answer to the crying question. Unless you were sad that the line was so long for corn dogs.

Fine, crying from boredom in the last path lecture that went 12 min over.

 

[45408]

If I said, "Hotdog on a Stick" what would be the first thing that you think of?

a weinie roast

 

[Agent Splat]

a weinie roast

Prowler

 

[Xandie]

I'm almost a teenager... I'm younger than Marc, at least. 😛

Four easy questions
Favorite Food?: Chocolate... but if you mean meal, chicken spinach parmesean
Favorite Color?: Pink!!
Favorite Movie?: Only one? Serenity.
When was the last time you cried?: Oh, yesterday. But the last time it was awesome was when my attending elbowed me in the face, giving me a bloody nose and then screaming at me for contaminating her sleeve.

 

[Agent Splat]

When was the last time you cried?: Oh, yesterday. But the last time it was awesome was when my attending elbowed me in the face, giving me a bloody nose and then screaming at me for contaminating her sleeve.

thank you for once again reminding me why i seriously don't like doctors in general.

these people fail to realize some day we will be taking care of their geriatric medicine needs. then we'll make 'em all pay.

 

[DoctorFunk]

thank you for once again reminding me why i seriously don't like doctors in general.

these people fail to realize some day we will be taking care of their geriatric medicine needs. then we'll make 'em all pay.

Honestly. I may very well get charged with assault next year if someone tries to pull something like that on me. There are certain basic human rights that everyone should be entitled to. Not being treated like a lifeform lower than an amoeba is one of them.

 

[Agent Splat]

Honestly. I may very well get charged with assault next year if someone tries to pull something like that on me. There are certain basic human rights that everyone should be entitled to. Not being treated like a lifeform lower than an amoeba is one of them.

I want to be the guy holding you back yelling "no, he's not worth it!!"

 

[pratik7]

Pratik et al,
How competitive are those student research positions? How are student grants taxed? As personal income?

Since both MCW and the ASA positions pay about the same stipend it is prob easier to get the MCW position. We can help you find a research mentor in either clinical or basic science in anesthesia/pain/critical care for either. I suspect that you can get the ASA position but it prob requires a little more work. However, with the ASA, you can do your research anywhere across the country.

This is the link for the ASA research positions: http://www.asahq.org/msd/homepage.html#

 

[indo]

If I said, "Hotdog on a Stick" what would be the first thing that you think of?

So, none of you have seen this store in the food court at a mall? They make their employees wear funny outfits.

 

[45408]

I want to be the guy holding you back yelling "no, he's not worth it!!"

now I know where your avatar is from

 

[Agent Splat]

So, none of you have seen this store in the food court at a mall? They make their employees wear funny outfits.

we're far too distinguished and respectable here in Wisconsin to have something like THAT.

 

[Ashers]

I just ate a bunch of mini-corn dogs. They were both cute and yummy... 2 desired qualities in food.

 

[Agent Splat]

I just ate a bunch of mini-corn dogs. They were both cute and yummy... 2 desired qualities in food.

please tell me they had the cheese in them.

 

[indo]

she likes her sheathed cylindrical meats to be "cute and yummy". Heeheehee

 

[45408]

she likes her sheathed cylindrical meats to be "cute and yummy". Heeheehee

somebody say Italian sausage?

 

[DoctorFunk]

somebody say Italian sausage?

I'm-a Luigi!

 

[Gimlet]

While listening to Dr. Rao's lectures today, I found out that an Indian accent on double speed sounds more like an Irish accent. It was cool 'cause I got to pretend a leprechaun was teaching pathology.

 

[Gimlet]

Funk, I see you have been venturing into the Lounge a little bit recently. Beware this slippery slope lest you suffer the same fate as me!