MCW Class of 2010, Part 3

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donnyfire said:
So I really want to get in on the cleavage discussion....

My resident today was complaining about how little her boobs are, and that as soon as she gets any money, she's getting a boob-job. 😕 What the heck am I supposed to say to that? Keep in mind that she's evaluating me.
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"anything more than a handful's a waste!"

that should work.
 
donnyfire said:
So I really want to get in on the cleavage discussion....

My resident today was complaining about how little her boobs are, and that as soon as she gets any money, she's getting a boob-job. 😕 What the heck am I supposed to say to that? Keep in mind that she's evaluating me.
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You mean, without pointing out she's a ***** for talking about her boobs at work? How about, "Well, I hope things turn out exactly the way you want them."
 
donnyfire said:
So I really want to get in on the cleavage discussion....

My resident today was complaining about how little her boobs are, and that as soon as she gets any money, she's getting a boob-job. 😕 What the heck am I supposed to say to that? Keep in mind that she's evaluating me.
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"Ya know, Victoria's Secret makes 'em for a lot cheaper."
 
samenewme said:
You mean, without pointing out she's a ***** for talking about her boobs at work? How about, "Well, I hope things turn out exactly the way you want them."
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It's not just her boobs. She brought up her libido, too. But this was in the context of us just having finished a lecture on female sexual dysfunction (separate from the boob incident), so maybe this was legit. I still didn't know what to say.
 
donnyfire said:
I still didn't know what to say.
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Cripes, you sure forget a lot from 2nd year, don't you?

I'll help you get started.

"It sounds like you're having some concerns about your physical attractiveness as well as your libido. Would you like to tell me more about that?" <being sexual history>

I still have the checklist and some sample videos if you need more help.
 
Agent Splat said:
Cripes, you sure forget a lot from 2nd year, don't you?

I'll help you get started.

"It sounds like you're having some concerns about your physical attractiveness as well as your libido. Would you like to tell me more about that?" <being sexual history>

I still have the checklist and some sample videos if you need more help.
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You're assuming that I learned something/paid attention/attended Human Sexuality.
 
Agent Splat said:
Cripes, you sure forget a lot from 2nd year, don't you?

I'll help you get started.

"It sounds like you're having some concerns about your physical attractiveness as well as your libido. Would you like to tell me more about that?" <being sexual history>

I still have the checklist and some sample videos if you need more help.
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You're forgetting -- Do you have the clap? :wink:wink:nudge:nudge:Say-no-more- How about the drip? Do you sleep with men women or both?
 
donnyfire said:
So I really want to get in on the cleavage discussion....

My resident today was complaining about how little her boobs are, and that as soon as she gets any money, she's getting a boob-job. 😕 What the heck am I supposed to say to that? Keep in mind that she's evaluating me.
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Um, I'd try to dissuade most any woman from getting a boob job. Tell her that the under-the-muscle implants are really painful (so I was told), and it looks MAD WEIRD when a woman flexes them.

I can't imagine that feeling a ziplock full of saltwater/jelly is going to be anywhere near the real thing.

samenewme said:
You mean, without pointing out she's a ***** for talking about her boobs at work? How about, "Well, I hope things turn out exactly the way you want them."
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Heh, you should've heard the conversations at the ambulance company when I was there. Two of the women had gotten boob jobs, and one of them just loved talking about them.
 
Speaking of sexual history videos, Splat, I haven't seen yours yet. Can you post it on YouTube?
 
donnyfire said:
So I really want to get in on the cleavage discussion....

My resident today was complaining about how little her boobs are, and that as soon as she gets any money, she's getting a boob-job. 😕 What the heck am I supposed to say to that? Keep in mind that she's evaluating me.
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donnyfire said:
It's not just her boobs. She brought up her libido, too. But this was in the context of us just having finished a lecture on female sexual dysfunction (separate from the boob incident), so maybe this was legit. I still didn't know what to say.
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She wants to lay with you in a biblical sense. I've been studying Grey's anatomy and she should be buying you a latte any time now. Start taking condoms to work.


edit: House too! Look at my avatar!
 
indo said:
She wants to lay with you in a biblical sense. I've been studying Grey's anatomy and she should be buying you a latte any time now. Start taking condoms to work.


edit: House too! Look at my avatar!
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studying the show Grey's anatomy, or studying the anatomy of Meredith Grey?

did anyone see Ellen Pompeo (Grey) on Punk'd? She's just a *little* psychotic.
 
Hellooooo! Anybody home?

I am trying to decide whether to go back to school adn look at teh white answer key.
 
indo said:
I'm not 100% convinced it was you but I've only seen 1 picture of you somewhere. It was just a while ago up on the 2nd floor at school.
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I was walking around there before I left slightly after 5ish.

I think you wanted to "avert" your eyes. 😉

I wouldn't know who you were.
 
indo said:
I had headphones on when I walked by the person I believe was you.

avert....ahh yes. I can't actually think of a way to use overt as a verb.
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I don't think you can use overt as a verb.


THREAD MUST NOT DIE!
 
TheProwler said:
I don't think you can use overt as a verb.


THREAD MUST NOT DIE!
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the survival of the 2010 thread is ultimately up to you kids. if you keep it at the top we will post. but otherwise, you have to learn to take responsibility for some things, since when you are doctors you have to be professional enough to take responsibility for your patients.
 
indo said:
I did pretty well considering that I studied from 5am to 9:30 am but in the grand scheme I did bad. I'll have to kick ass on the next two.
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wow, I studied a WHOLE lot more than that, and I landed on the upper 80s if you average the two, which would be fine, if I didn't have to remedy the first block of CTB. I studied CTB for most of last Thursday and Friday, and then from after the phys exam until midnight, and then for two hours the next morning. I just don't understand the people "Oh, yeah, I crammed for four hours and honored it."
 
Lecture grades are up, but you can't see the questions. I am not so very happy with my lecture grades. BOOOOO.
 
*nudge nudge* This is part 2 of the 2010 thread... *nudge nudge*
 
indo said:
At one point I saw that you and I were tied, so I went and deleted some posts.
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you are to be commended. i'm sure I made up the difference on my own in good time, anyway.
 
Ashers said:
HOw do you even look those post stats up?
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on the list of threads click the number of posts in that thread on the column to the right. little popup will tell you who has contributed what. you and i are pretty close on one of the threads, actually.
 
Ashers said:
Wow. Never knew that function existed, but I never go into Allo Class Threads.
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i never realized i had the most posts until indo pointed it out last semester. i feel both proud and sad.
 
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KFC
 
Wow! I just sold a book called "Women and the Making of the Modern House" on Half.com. I had to buy it for a class in spring of 2005, and I listed it for sale in May of 2005, and it just now sold. It's been the cheapest book listed for a long, long time too. I figured that (and the other three books I have listed still) would never sell, but apparently some company bought it. 😀
 
TheProwler said:
Wow! I just sold a book called "Women and the Making of the Modern House" on Half.com. I had to buy it for a class in spring of 2005, and I listed it for sale in May of 2005, and it just now sold. It's been the cheapest book listed for a long, long time too. I figured that (and the other three books I have listed still) would never sell, but apparently some company bought it. 😀
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i sold my OLD edition of MCAT examkrackers on ebay for MORE than I paid for them, and also more than amazon.com was charging for NEW copies of the latest edition. that's what you call poor shopping, but I wasn't about to point that out to the buyer.
 
I had a bunch of books from college listed that were so old that I finally threw them out in my last move. I had totally forgetten about listing them, even. Of course, two weeks after they're gone someone decided to buy a book and I had to cancel the transaction and explain why I couldn't sell them the book any more.
 
Agent Splat said:
i sold my OLD edition of MCAT examkrackers on ebay for MORE than I paid for them, and also more than amazon.com was charging for NEW copies of the latest edition. that's what you call poor shopping, but I wasn't about to point that out to the buyer.
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yeah, I sold my genetics book on half.com for more than I paid for it (from a friend).
 
So it's been settled: I'm going into emergency medicine. I have to have a specialty where I can sleep in periodically, and that's pretty much the only shift specialty I can think of. 😛
 
TheProwler said:
So it's been settled: I'm going into emergency medicine. I have to have a specialty where I can sleep in periodically, and that's pretty much the only shift specialty I can think of. 😛
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I think hospitalists do shiftwork frequently.
 
Snow showers tonight? Oh for ****'s sake! IT IS APRIL 3RD!!!!
 
indo said:
Snow showers tonight? Oh for ****'s sake! IT IS APRIL 3RD!!!!
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25 years ago to the day there was a huge snowstorm in Milwaukee, so this is old hat for WI. How do I know about it? Because I was born in that snowstorm (well, in a hospital that was in a snowstorm, that is).
 
Gimlet said:
25 years ago to the day there was a huge snowstorm in Milwaukee, so this is old hat for WI. How do I know about it? Because I was born in that snowstorm (well, in a hospital that was in a snowstorm, that is).
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wait....i thought you were born in a manger with no crib for a bed and a heavenly host of angels in the sky.
 
Gimlet said:
25 years ago to the day there was a huge snowstorm in Milwaukee, so this is old hat for WI. How do I know about it? Because I was born in that snowstorm (well, in a hospital that was in a snowstorm, that is).
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and about 15 years ago, we had 3-5 inches of snow during the first week of May. It ain't over yet!
 
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