MCW Class of 2010, Part 3

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TheProwler said:
You shoulda chimed in. It was enough support that a half dozen people quoted the picture and thought it was hilarious, but I would've liked to have seen him go down in flames.
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By the time I saw it, it was late, like this afternoon in the library. When it was active, I was asleep.
 
Ashers said:
Andy, how many sports are your kids going to be playing? Will they be breathing before or after they start playing? 😉
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Doesn't matter, because after my kids get done kicking their asses at sports, they'll wish they were never born.
 
Ashers said:
Won't your kids be playing royal sports like jousting, polo, and croquet? Andy's kids'll probably be playing softball.
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Indeed they shall partake in the games of royalty. However I would posit that there is perhaps no sport as royal as crushing the spirits of others.
 
Ashers said:
Andy, how many sports are your kids going to be playing? Will they be breathing before or after they start playing? 😉
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Hey, you put me on the spot in front of a bunch of people and I can guarantee something dumb will come out of my mouth 99% of the time. I'm not sure if the question was directed at me or the whole class, but he was lookin' right at me when he asked it. 😳

The ironic thing...I couldn't give two ****s about sports. I was a band geek in high school, and generally sucked at sports. But my kids will still wipe the floor with Dr. Funk's kids any day. :meanie: I think I'll concentrate on making them shuffleboard champions, though, so I can live all my unfulfilled dreams through them.
 
Andy15430 said:
Hey, you put me on the spot in front of a bunch of people and I can guarantee something dumb will come out of my mouth 99% of the time. I'm not sure if the question was directed at me or the whole class, but he was lookin' right at me when he asked it. 😳

The ironic thing...I couldn't give two ****s about sports. I was a band geek in high school, and generally sucked at sports. But my kids will still wipe the floor with Dr. Funk's kids any day. :meanie:
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Yeah, I'm sure you'll be saying that when you put your poor, cyanotic children out on the basketball court too.
 
Andy15430 said:
Hey, you put me on the spot in front of a bunch of people and I can guarantee something dumb will come out of my mouth 99% of the time. I'm not sure if the question was directed at me or the whole class, but he was lookin' right at me when he asked it. 😳

The ironic thing...I couldn't give two ****s about sports. I was a band geek in high school, and generally sucked at sports. But my kids will still wipe the floor with Dr. Funk's kids any day. :meanie: I think I'll concentrate on making them shuffleboard champions, though, so I can live all my unfulfilled dreams through them.
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My kids will be in the pep band for the royal sports Croquet and Shuffleboard teams then. And I will first want my kids to be able to breathe... so I can pass on my cornet. 😀 Someone else will have to play the fan fare trumpet.

I can't believe Jazz Band is scheduled for our longest day of the week... that means except for leaving for psych small group, I'm at school from 800am-9pm.
 
Question #1:

Mr. Bojangles?
1. Yes
2. von Gierke disease
3. 20%
4. All of the Above
5. Both 2 and 4
6. ~
 
Agent Splat said:
Question #1:

Mr. Bojangles?
1. Yes
2. von Gierke disease
3. 20%
4. All of the Above
5. Both 2 and 4
6. ~
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So lazy...this is a repeat question from the 1983 exam I checked out from the library. The answer, of course, is 7.
 
Well, the game is afoot. I'll take anal bum covers for $7,000!
 
Alex Trebek: This is a video Daily Double.
Ricky Martin: [film clip of Ricky Martin singing "Hot, Hot, Hot!" while holding a tea cup] What type of tea is in my cup?
Keanu Reaves: Is it iced tea?
Alex Trebek: No, it is not iced tea, you *****!
Keanu Reaves: Then, I'm afraid I don't know.

Edit: AWWW MARTY, Dammit! You gotta sign off in the library. *above post actually from Andy*
 
I think he was conceived, incubated, then hatched in a laboratory. He might have been on the bench next to mike but I don't think they're genetically related.


If we don't get our exam results back tomorrow I'm going to complain about it.
 
TheProwler said:
is Marty the brother of Mike, by any chance?
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The truth is no one really knows the true origins of our Marty. Some say that he is simply a mere man, born of the union between man and woman like most of us.

But there ARE those...those that BELIEVE.

Was it the first flicker of lightning on our Earth that begot Marty, a lifeforce existing since the beginning of time, waiting for the moment at which we needed him most? Was it the very energy of the unfathomable force that binds us all? Perhaps he was not the child of one man and one woman, but the earthly materialization of the love of mankind we so sorely needed?

If so, many would even say that he is not some fluke, nor a spontaneously produced byproduct of Nature, but one chosen.... Chosen by a power we do not understand, and for purposes beyond our human capacity for fathoming.

Yet, while only some may believe, none can deny what we saw.

Those that were there remember it best, and when we are gone our story will continue on through our children, and our children's children until the end of time: The ten of us stood at the summit of the mountain, enveloped in clouds, a cool crisp wind brushing our cheeks. After embracing us each, he softly said "I must now go; you have everything you need."

"Marty," we pleaded, "you cannot go, we have so much more to learn; we need you!"

"My children, when I first came to you, I found such promise, and now that promise has been realized. You have it within you...the Power! Use it wisely for the good of all. I may be gone from this Earth, but I will then resideth inside your hearts...most likely in the auricle superior to the right ventricle, as it perhaps the least physiologically detrimental location for me to reside, provided a strict regimen of anti-coagulants such as coumadin, a vitamin K dependent co-factor inhibiter, is followed. When you need me, THAT is where you shalt find me."

Our tears flowed freely, yet we knew his words were true. We felt a strength growing inside us; a strength so powerful we quickly felt that not only would we survive, we would live.

Marty turned to face the sky and walked to the highest point of the mountain. He turned back to us, and whispered. "Believe."

It was a whisper so quiet we should not have heard it. However, the word came not from his mouth, but from the very wind across the mountaintops. It coursed above the snowy rocks and through the iced over canyons, softly weaving through the landscape and finally coming to rest on our ears and in our hearts, warming us against the cold. "Believe."

He once again faced the sky. Throwing his glasses to the ground, he stretched out his arms as the sun suddenly pierced the clouds, focusing a single ray of light upon him. And he jumped. Fearfully we scrambled to the tip of the ledge, only to see him soaring. Soaring through the air, like a great eagle, reaching for the highest point of the sky! He ascended within the ray of sun until we could no longer see him, and suddenly there was a flash of white light so great we were blinded and fell to the ground, the shockwave of explosive energy overcoming us all.

Moments later, we awoke and stood up. The burst of light had washed every cloud from the sky, revealing a golden disk among a brilliant blue atmosphere. The frozen mountains had thawed, revealing lush green forest covering every hill and valley, crystal rivers and lakes weaving throughout the canyons. The world had indeed changed...it had changed for the better because Marty had come to us, saved us, and given us not only what we needed to live, but to love.
 
HAHAHAHAHA:laugh:

So that's where Marty's from. Good thing that happened before this semester because if he were to throw his glasses to the ground now, he'd lose the bet and all the beer that goes along with it.
 
I don't even know what to say. I now have a new inspiration in life. 😍
 
Consider me converted. The Kingdom now has a new official belief-system--Bergianity.
 
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HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh man, that was great. Remember that one time in that one class when that one girl said that one thing? hahahahhahahah! That was great.


So, you all sit around creating inside jokes then get on the internet and talk about those inside jokes?
 
indo said:
So, you all sit around creating inside jokes then get on the internet and talk about those inside jokes?
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I don't get half the M2's jokes, either, but it beats studying biochem.

I do feel a little left out because I don't know how Andy started eating souls, though.
 
I think they were walking outside in the -30 degrees last year and they all froze their frontal lobes by sniffing the cold air really hard. It sucked the heat out of there through the cribriform plate. This explains why none of them realize they smell terribly.
 
I wonder if I can qualify for a free "Hoverround" mobile chair.
 
indo said:
I think they were walking outside in the -30 degrees last year and they all froze their frontal lobes by sniffing the cold air really hard. It sucked the heat out of there through the cribriform plate. This explains why none of them realize they smell terribly.
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I'm not sure how this ties in with soul eating but the whole thing smells of satanic worship...which may be the key to getting honors in biochem.
 
indo said:
I'm not sure how this ties in with soul eating but the whole thing smells of satanic worship...which may be the key to getting honors in biochem.
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a-HAH! Here I've been reading notes and getting ready to write out reaction pathways, and all along I've been worshipping the wrong deity. I'll change right away! See? The Internet is here to help us!

Maybe the change of religion will clear up my pnuemonia.
 
It's all right guys. I usually have no idea what they're talking about as well. Just nod your head and smile.
 
I would like to state for the record than uninvited affectionate advances by upperclassmen are NOT appreciated! Unless the advancer is female. In which case it is welcome.
 
TheProwler said:
I would like to state for the record than uninvited affectionate advances by upperclassmen are NOT appreciated! Unless the advancer is female. In which case it is welcome.
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What kind of affectionate advance? Complementary comments are welcome (as far as I'm concerned), but drive-by goosings are clearly Not Cool.

Just in case, you know, anybody half my age WANTS to hit on me. :laugh:
 
TheProwler said:
I would like to state for the record than uninvited affectionate advances by upperclassmen are NOT appreciated! Unless the advancer is female. In which case it is welcome.
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STOP TALKING ABOUT INSIDE JOKES IT HURTS MY FEELINGS

(you know you want hugs, and lots of them)
 
You hugged the Prowler, and you didn't hug me? 🙁
 
samenewme said:
Hmm...I may have to look into alternative providers. 😉
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I say we hire some of those construction workers that take their lunch break in the cafeteria. They have to be close to completing their projects here (I hope) and might be looking for a little extra cash...

Maybe we should throw a lunch fundraiser first though. We need to make sure we have enough cash to throw at those strapping construction workers in order to permanently scar our boy Prowler.
 
DoctorFunk said:
I say we hire some of those construction workers that take their lunch break in the cafeteria. They have to be close to completing their projects here (I hope) and might be looking for a little extra cash...

Maybe we should throw a lunch fundraiser first though. We need to make sure we have enough cash to throw at those strapping construction workers in order to permanently scar our boy Prowler.
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You can scar him by having him listen to Marc and Marty's pretest conversations.
 
Ashers said:
You can scar him by having him listen to Marc and Marty's pretest conversations.
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Horrifying and inexpensive! That sounds like a winner.

By the way, what was up with that dude signing people up for the pub crawl next Tuesday during micro lab? I thought it was really polite of them to insist that anyone interested sign up immediately or not have the chance to go. Makes those of us who have to discuss our social plans with significant others/spouses feel real welcome.

/End rant
 
DoctorFunk said:
Horrifying and inexpensive! That sounds like a winner.

By the way, what was up with that dude signing people up for the pub crawl next Tuesday during micro lab? I thought it was really polite of them to insist that anyone interested sign up immediately or not have the chance to go. Makes those of us who have to discuss our social plans with significant others/spouses feel real welcome.

/End rant
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I didn't sign up. I just was kinda overlooked by him b/c I think the other people in my group said they were going. Oh well. Not sure what I'll be doing Tuesday night, but it won't be the pub crawl.
 
Hmm...maybe we should go back to the inside jokes that I don't know what they're about. Pretty soon we'll be hiring hit men and we'll all go to jail.

Okay, back to listening to the biochem lecture I missed today.

Hey, is there anybody who went to anatomy large group who would be willing to share notes with me? I couldn't go because I am all sick and pitiful.
 
samenewme said:
Hmm...maybe we should go back to the inside jokes that I don't know what they're about. Pretty soon we'll be hiring hit men and we'll all go to jail.

Okay, back to listening to the biochem lecture I missed today.

Hey, is there anybody who went to anatomy large group who would be willing to share notes with me? I couldn't go because I am all sick and pitiful.
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Well, if it involves Marc, it'll more likely involve a hug than a hitman. But his pre-test conversations are slightly scary. We're usually all delirious. If you don't believe me, come to the couches outside the cafeteria early mornings before exams. Loads of fun! =) Right before the micro test though, it got dodgy.
 
whatever happened to the good 'ol ass pat?

good game, nice ass!
 
indo said:
whatever happened to the good 'ol ass pat?

good game, nice ass!
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So if someone gives me good anatomy large group notes, I should pat their ass? I'll never learn all these social rules.
 
DoctorFunk said:
Horrifying and inexpensive! That sounds like a winner.

By the way, what was up with that dude signing people up for the pub crawl next Tuesday during micro lab? I thought it was really polite of them to insist that anyone interested sign up immediately or not have the chance to go. Makes those of us who have to discuss our social plans with significant others/spouses feel real welcome.

/End rant
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Sign-up/money was originally due tomorrow at noon. Tom was signing up people in lab because they found out they needed to order the T-shirts earlier than they first thought. An email went out about the pub crawl 2 days ago, but they can't possibly list all the m1s and m2s cuz ya have to enter them all in basically by hand. Can't exactly use Angel lists for a pub crawl. People who got the email were supposed to spread the news to anyone who might not have gotten it. I'm sorry if you didn't find out about it until today. It was never intended to not include people because they have to discuss plans with SO's.

I'm sure you could still go on the crawl. It's just that you might not get a shirt. But everyone's welcome!!

Oh, and Ashleigh, I think Tom was partly trying to hit up the people he already pretty much knew would go but hadn't signed up yet. So I'm sorry. 😳 I'm sure it was nothing personal.
 
akpete said:
Oh, and Ashleigh, I think Tom was partly trying to hit up the people he already pretty much knew would go but hadn't signed up yet. So I'm sorry. 😳 I'm sure it was nothing personal.
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I didn't take it personally, I was actually sitting down when Tom came by and talked to Owen and Marty (makes for an interesting lab group) 😉. I also avoided eye contact. I've known about it, got the original email, but I rarely do anything on the night that exams get done because I'm so exhausted anyway, and there's class the next day. So I just avoided eye contact. That's what I meant by overlooked... I was sitting down and stuff... I should've explained more, but I had a migraine at the time I typed it.
 
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