MCW Class of 2010, Part 3

[Ashers]

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Do they ever have Woot Offs on this site? I got a whole bunch of stuff a few years back on Woot.

I need ski goggles, like they have up now, but unfortunately, I'm picky about colors.

 

[akpete]

I guess I'm not really up on my ski/snowboard equipment. Darn med school.

I really like my Spy goggles, so haven't really looked around.

I want a new snowboard so I can improve skill-wise, but I have no money. New boots too. My boots just plain suck. I like my board, but it's too tall for me (160). It was nice when I just started, but it's too big for me to be able to do any tricks/jumps/etc.

 

[Ashers]

I guess I'm not really up on my ski/snowboard equipment. Darn med school.

I really like my Spy goggles, so haven't really looked around.

I want a new snowboard so I can improve skill-wise, but I have no money. New boots too. My boots just plain suck. I like my board, but it's too tall for me (160). It was nice when I just started, but it's too big for me to be able to do any tricks/jumps/etc.

My 1st board (hand-me-up from my brother) is a 160. My new one is a 151. I got new boots too in Portland cuz my other ones broke. My Scott goggles broke last season too, along with the bindings on my board (I finished off the day by finding some duct tape -- the handy man's secret weapon). I also need new snowboarding pants. There just aren't as many sales here as I'd like.

 

[akpete]

My 1st board (hand-me-up from my brother) is a 160. My new one is a 151. I got new boots too in Portland cuz my other ones broke. My Scott goggles broke last season too, along with the bindings on my board (I finished off the day by finding some duct tape -- the handy man's secret weapon). I also need new snowboarding pants. There just aren't as many sales here as I'd like.

Holy crap! That's a complete equipment overhaul.

 

[Ashers]

Holy crap! That's a complete equipment overhaul.

This is the first time I've had my own equipment. The other stuff was basically my brother's, except for my boots and pants which I had gotten on clearance.

 

[45408]

Awesome. A $700 check my wife wrote was never deposited by the recipient, but I thought it had been. Now I have $700 less than I though...

 

[Agent Splat]

Awesome. A $700 check my wife wrote was never deposited by the recipient, but I thought it had been. Now I have $700 less than I though...

wanna be in a movie? make a quick 700 or maybe 900.

 

[Gimlet]

wanna be in a movie? make a quick 700 or maybe 900.

Still trying to to burst into the snuff film genre, eh Splat?

 

[indo]

Still trying to to burst into the snuff film genre, eh Splat?

that isn't exactly what popped into my mind first...however it is disturbing

 

[45408]

wanna be in a movie? make a quick 700 or maybe 900.

hey, just cuz I'm hung like a moose...

 

[indo]

ahh, the old moose vs mouse typo.

 

[Gimlet]

that isn't exactly what popped into my mind first...

Mine either, but with Splat you always have to go that extra step of depravity to truly understand what's going on in his head.

 

[indo]

So, you take what you're imagining and multiply it by the Splat Perversion Factor?

 

[samenewme]

So, you take what you're imagining and multiply it by the Splat Perversion Factor?

I think it's more that you must veer off in a completely different direction.

 

[45408]

ahh, the old moose vs mouse typo.

I see what you did there. Are you excited about TBL tomorrow as I am?

 

[Agent Splat]

I think it's more that you must veer off in a completely different direction.

like the "i'm going to kill you all" direction, usually.

 

[indo]

I see what you did there. Are you excited about TBL tomorrow as I am?

I'm this excited:
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLtq7Bz9wH4[/YOUTUBE]

Dr. Samenewme is this excited: hah

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm6XK292LPY[/YOUTUBE]

 

[samenewme]

I'm this excited:


Dr. Samenewme is this excited: hah

Hey, my hair was bigger than that in the 80's. I think it is time we stop sending complaining e-mails about TBLs past and move forward. They are NOT going to let us choose to be shot out of a cannon instead of doing TBL.

 

[indo]

Hey, my hair was bigger than that in the 80's. I think it is time we stop sending complaining e-mails about TBLs past and move forward. They are NOT going to let us choose to be shot out of a cannon instead of doing TBL.

The good thing about medical students is that if you don't feel like complaining there are 75 people willing to do it for you.

 

[45408]

Dr. Samenewme is this excited: hah

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm6XK292LPY[/YOUTUBE]

80s hair + British teeth + hysterics = not a winning combination


I laughed my ass off at the video of that pug

 

[samenewme]

80s hair + British teeth + hysterics = not a winning combination


I laughed my ass off at the video of that pug

I don't do the teeth, but if you're very very nice to me, someday I'll post my senior high school yearbook picture. It's a riot.

 

[45408]

I don't do the teeth, but if you're very very nice to me, someday I'll post my senior high school yearbook picture. It's a riot.

do you ever watch "I Love the 80s" on VH1?

 

[samenewme]

do you ever watch "I Love the 80s" on VH1?

Nah. I might if I had cable. Or a TV.

 

[45408]

TBL went better this time, definitely, but some people seem to think that their small amount of clinical experience counts for a lot more than it actually does.

 

[indo]

TBL went better this time, definitely, but some people seem to think that their small amount of clinical experience counts for a lot more than it actually does.

...which reminds me why I don't go to class or to black ball bags or any of those things such as.

 

[indo]

Who knew that neutrophils had stopwatches and absolutely would not enter cardiac tissue until the 24:01 mark?

 

[indo]

Micro scores? yes/no

 

[Ashers]

Micro scores? yes/no

No micro scores for you!

 

[indo]

No micro scores for you!

COME BACK...1 YEAR!

 

[45408]

Who knew that neutrophils had stopwatches and absolutely would not enter cardiac tissue until the 24:01 mark?

never mind that the chart said they enter within 12-24 hours, and that slide D was pretty obviously completely healthy tissue.

 

[akpete]

...which reminds me why I don't go to class or to black ball bags or any of those things such as.

Hey! Don't knock the Black Bag Ball!

 

[45408]

I'm gonna rob a bank, because I really really need this:

Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 Roadster. WOW. Just wow.

 

[donnyfire]

Hey! Don't knock the Black Bag Ball!

Hmmm, black ball bag, eh? Sounds like Fournier's Gangrene.

Woooooo Urology!

 

[donnyfire]

Hey kids, check this out.


Dr. Sebastian is the man.

He's on fire.

He's a maven.

For those of you who don't know, you will.

Oh yes, you will.

 

[Xandie]

I heart him bunches, even though he calls me Xandie. What can you do?

 

[45408]

Hey kids, check this out.


Dr. Sebastian is the man.

He's on fire.

He's a maven.

For those of you who don't know, you will.

Oh yes, you will.

Wow, it seems like he's dedicated to teaching, which is pretty admirable.

 

[Xandie]

"Does that excite you? It excites me. I might have to go sit in the corner."

Said in perfect Dr. Sebastian monotone.

He is the Dr Wagner of the clinical years, but with an added side of hilariousness. (And yes, hilariousness is a word.)

 

[indo]

I heart him bunches, even though he calls me Xandie. What can you do?

What else would he call you? Your rapper name, XtothaKrizzo? weird. How do I know you last name? Oh yeah, I read a coop you wrote last year. You seemed to really know your genital lesions. heehee.

 

[Xandie]

I haven't written a coop in two years, so either you read a real old coop or someone didn't change the name.

He calls everyone Dr. Dr. Splat, Dr. Stringbean, Dr. Ashers, etc. I'm Xandie. I think it's a combination of my youthful charm (aka I look 16, apparently), and the fact that I'm goofy as all get out. Oh well, at least I'm fun.

Oh yeah, and thank baby you know who that my name is no longer anything that would be called Krizzo. It's now the best name EVER. Hints: four letters, precious metal. I am a champ.

 

[45408]

I'm wearing a GOLD ring.

 

[Agent Splat]

I haven't written a coop in two years, so either you read a real old coop or someone didn't change the name.

He calls everyone Dr. Dr. Splat, Dr. Stringbean, Dr. Ashers, etc. I'm Xandie. I think it's a combination of my youthful charm (aka I look 16, apparently), and the fact that I'm goofy as all get out. Oh well, at least I'm fun.

Oh yeah, and thank baby you know who that my name is no longer anything that would be called Krizzo. It's now the best name EVER. Hints: four letters, precious metal. I am a champ.

actually most of the time we dealt with him this year he seemd to drop the "doctor" and just call us by last names.

 

[45408]

actually most of the time we dealt with him this year he seemd to drop the "doctor" and just call us by last names.

What if your last name was Doctor?

 

[Xandie]

I knew a girl whose last name was Doctor. Her parents were both Docs (yes, Drs. Doctor), and when they came over from India, they just took the last name of their profession, as the old feudal names in India related to jobs (i.e. Patel is a land-owner, I believe). So yeah. Sachi, the girl I knew, became a lawyer, I think I heard.

 

[45408]

I knew a girl whose last name was Doctor. Her parents were both Docs (yes, Drs. Doctor), and when they came over from India, they just took the last name of their profession, as the old feudal names in India related to jobs (i.e. Patel is a land-owner, I believe). So yeah. Sachi, the girl I knew, became a lawyer, I think I heard.

hmmm, there are at least two Patels in our class. Interesting.

 

[akpete]

actually most of the time we dealt with him this year he seemd to drop the "doctor" and just call us by last names.

It was Dr. so and so in July and August. Maybe our group is smarter than your group. 😎


Dr. Sebastian is the best. I'm so excited. I'm beside myself. I'm over there.



There's a PT in my hometown with the last name of Doctor. He smokes like a chimney. I shadowed him for 8 hours one day, and I think he smoked 1.5 packs during that time.

 

[Ashers]

There's a Dr. Emde (pronouced like MD) on Maui. One of my dad's friends from med school is Dr. Payne.

 

[Agent Splat]

+1 life points to me for managing to get a trauma surgeon to go on a Napoleon Dynamite quote rampage.

 

[Xandie]

I love randomness in all forms.

I also love vacation. Carry on.

 

[Gimlet]

There's a Dr. Emde (pronouced like MD) on Maui. One of my dad's friends from med school is Dr. Payne.

I like that..."Hi, I'm Joe Emde, MD." While we're on the subject of funny doctor names, I saw one today in the pictures of past Trauma Surgery fellows hung up in their department. There's one named Richard McNutt. I can only assume that he must go by "Dick" for his first name. Too bad he didn't go into urology.

There's a podiatrist at St. Joe's named Dr. Sockrider. I thought that was cute.

 

[donnyfire]

+1 life points to me for managing to get a trauma surgeon to go on a Napoleon Dynamite quote rampage.

0+ if Somberg

1+ if Feeney

2+ if Brasel

3+ if Weigelt