MD Jokes

[Impromptu]

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Q: What do you call an anesthesiologist in a suit and tie?
A: Defendant

I'm looking for some new material. Do you have any other anesthesiology jokes? What about roasting other specialities? Don't make me revert to pirate jokes. Arrrrrrrr!

 

[psychbender]

What do you call an EKG read by an orthopedic surgeon and a general surgeon?

A double-blind study.

What do you call the result?

Randomized.

 

[Trisomy13]

What does the surgeon's wife do to her assho|e before she has sex?

She drops him off at the country club.

 

[Gimlet]

LOL, that one is great, Trisomy!

OP, here's a recent thread: Favorite Anesthesia Jokes?

 

[Impromptu]

Thanks, I thought I had seen another thread with jokes on it somewhere, sometime, but the automatic searcher for thread titles didn't pull any up.