So the other day I walked into class and sat down in the only seat available next to this really annoying kid, right? So class starts and every two seconds this kid's asking a dumb question. So I says to the kid, I says, "So, ya like to ask questions do ya punk?". So I grabbed him up by the collar, just like this, by the collar, and I says to the kid, I says, "So, not so mighty now are ya kid?" So then I just lowers him down slowly, I just lowers him down like this, and put him back in the seat. So, it musta worked 'cause the kid didn't ask no more questions. So at the end o' class this girl walk's up to me and she says to me, she says, "what's your problem dude?". So I just looks her straight in the eye, I looks her and I says to the girl, I says, "So I don't like that guy. So what's it to ya, huh?" So she just looks all offended and walks away. So, I just thinks to myself, I thinks "two points for me, none for the gunners."
So, that's my day in a nutshell.
Disclaimer: Not really. Do not try in class.