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when your patient tells you he (or she) has "the hives" don't assume they suffer from urticaria!
"the hives" often refers to HIV positivity!!!
"the hives" often refers to HIV positivity!!!
jen628 said:funny, funny schtuff.
i love the way some people think ibuprofen and acetaminophen make you drowsy like narcotics.
one patient said,"Them 'profens really knocked me out."
another, when I asked if the tylenol she took helped her pain, said, "I don't know, it put me to sleep." Then the answer is YES.
MedicCCTRN said:Speaking of medical colleagues that use strange terms line "sonameter" I hate it when nurses refer to the physician as "doctor" as though that is the doc's name. ie. "Doctor will be with you in a minute." "Doctor is with another pt now." "Doctor is awating her in OR." It harks back to the 1800's or something. It's just weird. How hard is it to add the doc's name?
Scrubbs said:How could I forget falling out and sick as hell?!?!?!? 'Round here they're just sick as hell... so it sometimes takes a few minutes to get that their BLOOD is sick as hell.
Oh... and I've come to the conclusion that church is almost as dangerous a place as standing on the corner minding your own business.
trauma_junky said:I may have posted this one before. "When hes was 3, he got dat smilin mighty jesus." Translation= Spinal Meningitis
pikachu said:Penis." (with a period)
yes, the antibiotic ...
Jeff698 said:I've gotta ask...what was the route of administration for this?
Take care,
Jeff
bryanboling5 said:In my ER, we have three catagories for Trauma activation (Trauma STAT, Trauma ALERT and Trauma ALERT RED, all varying degrees of severity) and they all have set criteria (blunt abdominal trauma, systolic b.p. <90 etc). We came up with a fourth, Trauma LIGHT (half the calories, all the fun!) and it has the following criteria (if any or all of these are met):
1) CC begins, "I was walking down the street and these two dudes..."
2) Positive Mullet sign (the Mullet can be graded, just like Spleen lacs, severe Mullets are known to show up on radiographic studies)
3) Inverted tatoo-tooth ratio
4) Foreign object in rectum (I'm constantly amazed at what gets stuck up there!)
5) 911-Taxi utilization (the numebr of the cab company here is 231-TAXI, so 911-TAXI is using EMS as a cab...)
6) Patient entering at 3 am with back pain that they've had for " 'bout 6 months."
Anyone have additional criteria they think should be added?
Well certaintly they don't *directly* induce drowsiness, but indirectly they certaintly can, say if you're unable to sleep from severe pain. As soon as that analgesia kicks in, you're out like a light. Maybe this is why some people get confused.spyderdoc said:I had a RN tell me that today! You would think that a RN would know that tyl does not make one drowsy! Sad to say that she actually works on the wards here at my hospital....
We called that "Mercer's Sign" in residency after a legendary attending.Flopotomist said:Don't forget to add the crossed ankles sign.
I wouldn't put much too much stock in that. I've seen a couple of those cases where they were mean, evil, combative, and called us every name in the book. Turns out they had a traumatic subdural. After a few weeks in the unit, they recovered and became completely normal people (and very apologetic when they heard what they'd said).Oh, and the "mother-f*cker" sign (number of MFs uttered is inversely proportional to severity of trauma)
make that q4h prn.Desperado said:Apply 6 inches endovaginally q48 Hours.
Eme-RG-ency said:Another favorite is my "pee pee pill" also known as "Laser."
I love that one. I thought it was mofeen though.account90 said:Everyone has heard the story of the dude who got a blank script pad and took this prescription to the pharmacist:
"1 pound mofine"
Sessamoid said:The worst name I've ever heard was one patient I had some time ago, a young African-American boy. His name was pronounced "Air-yan". Can you guess how it was spelled? That's right: "Aryan". That kid is going to get the living crap beat out of him on a regular basis.
I didn't have the heart to ask the mother, "WTF were you thinking?!"
You know there are websites featuring pictures of that kind of thing happening to girls.....fedor said:"I got jacked in the face."
Was the dog's name "Prince?"emtp6811 said:4 y/o F presented to the ED after having her face nearly ripped off by a german shepard: Snow White. Her middle name was Princess.
I hear this all the time.EMIMG said:How about the following......referring to female patients only.
Going through the mental pause.
And the ever so popular sterilization technique the tubalization.
MedicCCTRN said:Speaking of medical colleagues that use strange terms line "sonameter" I hate it when nurses refer to the physician as "doctor" as though that is the doc's name. ie. "Doctor will be with you in a minute." "Doctor is with another pt now." "Doctor is awating her in OR." It harks back to the 1800's or something. It's just weird. How hard is it to add the doc's name?
One of our old docs swore to this. She said that it made her drowsy and that it just for some reason affected certain people that way.spyderdoc said:I had a RN tell me that today! You would think that a RN would know that tyl does not make one drowsy! Sad to say that she actually works on the wards here at my hospital....
I know I know, but I just couldn't help myself from reading the entire thread and posting when necessary.USCDiver said:And ambernikel gets the Post Pad Award for the day with 4 posts to the same thread in one hour!
Had a patient in the peds ED the other day, mother had brought her in because she was coughing and not talking right. After much teeth-pulling and workup for 'vomiting' (aka drooling) finally decided to get a CXR. Low and behold! There's a coin there. "A what?" says mom. "A coin, you know money. We're going to call the throat doctors to come take that out for you." "Will we have to go to the hospital for that?"
On second thought this post probably belongs in the "Things I learned from my patients" thread. I'll contribute to the post padding and put it over there too.