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From the Med School interview trail

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hahha I couldnt stop laughing at the mythbuster's one.
 
i hope i censored it enough to not get in trouble for language
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2012mdc said:
hahaha, me and some of my classmates are so guilty of this.

general, very vague symptom/finding = rarest disease possible
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Lol seconded here. I'm on my first clerkship and I'm all like

"Patient presents with lower back pain"

"CAUDA EQUINA SYNDROME"

"... no she pulled a muscle"

"ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu"
 
ArcGurren said:
Lol seconded here. I'm on my first clerkship and I'm all like

"Patient presents with lower back pain"

"CAUDA EQUINA SYNDROME"

"... no she pulled a muscle"

"ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu"
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Laughing with you man, because I can see myself doing the exact same thing. Disregard occam's razor, acquire zebra diagnosis :D
 
ArcGurren said:
Lol seconded here. I'm on my first clerkship and I'm all like

"Patient presents with lower back pain"

"CAUDA EQUINA SYNDROME"

"... no she pulled a muscle"

"ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu"
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I blame Step 1.
 
ArcGurren said:
Lol seconded here. I'm on my first clerkship and I'm all like

"Patient presents with lower back pain"

"CAUDA EQUINA SYNDROME"

"... no she pulled a muscle"

"ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu"
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:laugh:

On peds I went in to see a patient with chief complaint of headache and the attending was kind of coaching me

Him: "Ok, so in your mind you have to be thinking about what the diagnosis might be...what do you think might be causing this?"

Me: "meningitis!!!"

Him: "Uhh, well I guess you're right that could be a cause, but I like to think that common things are common. How about just a headache? maybe a migraine?"

Me: :oops:
 
xanthomondo said:
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On peds I went in to see a patient with chief complaint of headache and the attending was kind of coaching me

Him: "Ok, so in your mind you have to be thinking about what the diagnosis might be...what do you think might be causing this?"

Me: "meningitis!!!"

Him: "Uhh, well I guess you're right that could be a cause, but I like to think that common things are common. How about just a headache? maybe a migraine?"

Me: :oops:
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UAAWolf said:
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Laughing with you man, because I can see myself doing the exact same thing. Disregard occam's razor, acquire zebra diagnosis :D
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2012mdc said:
I blame Step 1.
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xanthomondo said:
:laugh:

On peds I went in to see a patient with chief complaint of headache and the attending was kind of coaching me

Him: "Ok, so in your mind you have to be thinking about what the diagnosis might be...what do you think might be causing this?"

Me: "meningitis!!!"

Him: "Uhh, well I guess you're right that could be a cause, but I like to think that common things are common. How about just a headache? maybe a migraine?"

Me: :oops:
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Here's another fun one I managed to pull off. I'm presenting to my FM attending on a guy who's come in with a headache (please please keep in mind this is my second day on it in this story...)

"Male 19 y/o caucasian presents complaining of severe unremitting headache. I feel like we should go ahead and get a lumbar puncture and head CT to rule out subarachnoid hemorrhage or meningitis, and then admit him for..."

"Hold up cowboy, did he take anything to make it feel better?"

"... oh yeah, he took Tylenol. It helped."

"Does he have photophobia or neck pain?"

"uh, no he doesn't, actually, now that you mention it."

We go in to examine the patient together. He looks at the doctor and quickly starts grabbing his head in pain.

... turns out that he was malingering. He needed a note to get off from work because he was hung over and couldn't make it in that day. I apparently completely missed the smell of alcohol on his clothes. We leave the room, and my attending cracks up.

fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
 
This was on a Cracked.com list entitled "If Video Games Were Realistic":

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That's a lot of lumbarized sacral vertebrae.
 
Dallas said:
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Haha I didn't understand this when it was first posted, but after some recent ANS Pharm lectures, I do now!! Get that guy some pilocarpine stat!! :D

lol sorry for the sidebar, *ahem* carry on.
 
fiznat said:
Haha I didn't understand this when it was first posted, but after some recent ANS Pharm lectures, I do now!! Get that guy some pilocarpine stat!! :D

lol sorry for the sidebar, *ahem* carry on.
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I still don't get it...mind explaining?
 
dr zaius said:
Sjogrens = autoimmune disease effecting lacrimal glands, salivary glands.

Symptoms include dry mouth, cavities, oral cancers, conjunctivitis, corneal perforations...
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What does "smoking some sick bud" mean then? Lol

Having trouble tying together.
 
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