medschool and enemas

[Blesbok]

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hi everyone! i personally love enemas and colon anal care but most (95%) of my classmates don't really care about it. in fact, there's almost a stigma that goes with performing enemas and bleaching your anus! what gives? maybe they do care and just dont have time but it honestly doesnt take that much time to put on in some fleets enema and hair bleach and maybe some curlers in the hair in the morning. maybe there are like 3 three girls that regularly perform enemas but the rest love sporting the dark under the brown eye circles! i know that on average the percentage of medschool girls that perform enemas is much less than the rest of the population due to having very little time but it's a little too extreme in my school. why the stigma? it's not just that there is no time.

 

[Optimator]

fail

 

[87138]

fail

Oh, look, a 12 year old.

 

[Optimator]

11, but i will say, it's very beta of you to defend another e-person. he's obviously above you in online perception.

 

[87138]

11, but i will say, it's very beta of you to defend another e-person. he's obviously above you in online perception.

You're a step away from "I know you are but what am I?"

Only thing I'm defending is the English Language from being raped by idiots.

Here you go, you might need this as you dig yourself deeper:

 

[Optimator]

I think the English language would respectfully ask that you hand over your position as defender of it.

Study hard my friend, study hard.

 

[DocPsychosis]

What in god's name did I just read? You make 1k+ posts here and then decide to burst out with an OP like that? It didn't sound like a fakepost, but my radar may be miscalibrated. Whatever, I don't care. I just want in on the ground floor of this delicious Charlie Foxtrot.

For content: enemas are not helpful in any way unless medically indicated by some abnormal GI process. The anal bleaching thing I don't really have an opinion on I guess.

P.S. Please don't white-knight a thread about enemas and anal bleaching. It's totally unnecessary. Just let the comedy flow.

 

[Optimator]

What in god's name did I just read? You make 1k+ posts here and then decide to burst out with an OP like that? It didn't sound like a fakepost, but my radar may be miscalibrated. Whatever, I don't care. I just want in on the ground floor of this delicious Charlie Foxtrot.

For content: enemas are not helpful in any way unless medically indicated by some abnormal GI process. The anal bleaching thing I don't really have an opinion on I guess.

P.S. Please don't white-knight a thread about enemas and anal bleaching. It's totally unnecessary. Just let the comedy flow.

rogerwilco, defender of the English language, is on board. So WTF, care to retract your position?

 

[DocPsychosis]

rogerwilco, defender of the English language, is on board. So WTF, care to retract your position?

Uhhhh, what? Nope. Oh geez I'm so confused. Stop yelling everybody. I just want the enema thread to flow peacefully (hah!) without all this pointless bickering. FWIW I thought your first post was accurate but a little cliché.

 

[Optimator]

Uhhhh, what? Nope. Oh geez I'm so confused. Stop yelling everybody. I just want the enema thread to flow peacefully (hah!) without all this pointless bickering. FWIW I thought your first post was accurate but a little cliché.

Cliche? Yes. Accurate? Hell yes.

 

[bodonid]

med school vs. colon hydrotherapy school, anyone?

 

[Cp22kjer]

Oh, look, a 12 year old.

Good call!


OP- I've honestly never discussed enemas with anyone. I will say its bizarre to me and probably something thats just not brought up often. I suppose the nature of it keeps me uninterested but hey if it works for you then who cares. No judgment here.

 

[WellWornLad]

What in god's name did I just read? You make 1k+ posts here and then decide to burst out with an OP like that? It didn't sound like a fakepost, but my radar may be miscalibrated.

I believe the OP is some kind of satire on the "med school and makeup" thread. I'm surprised at how seriously some people seem to have taken it.

 

[T Paine]

OP- I've honestly never discussed enemas with anyone. I will say its bizarre to me and probably something thats just not brought up often. I suppose the nature of it keeps me uninterested but hey if it works for you then who cares. No judgment here.

your ******ed

 

[FrickenhugeMD]

hi everyone! i personally love enemas and colon anal care but most (95%) of my classmates don't really care about it. in fact, there's almost a stigma that goes with performing enemas and bleaching your anus! what gives? maybe they do care and just dont have time but it honestly doesnt take that much time to put on in some fleets enema and hair bleach and maybe some curlers in the hair in the morning. maybe there are like 3 three girls that regularly perform enemas but the rest love sporting the dark under the brown eye circles! i know that on average the percentage of medschool girls that perform enemas is much less than the rest of the population due to having very little time but it's a little too extreme in my school. why the stigma? it's not just that there is no time.

Seriously! Why don't more girls bleach their anus's? I really appreciate the gesture, and am not a fan of those dark circles under the brown eye. Time should made for these critical cosmetic and hygienic activities!

 

[Keona]

Personally, I have never had anyone tell me about their anal bleaching and enema habits, I'm very content with this, what they choose to do to themselves is their business. I think that they are either just not performing these things, due to horrified thoughts of disgust and discomfort, or they're worried about being judged for their methods.

 

[Cp22kjer]

Seriously! Why don't more girls bleach their anus's? I really appreciate the gesture, and am not a fan of those dark circles under the brown eye. Time should made for these critical cosmetic and hygienic activities!

Haha, I know porn stars frequently do this stuff!

 

[ztaw15]

Wellwornlad is right, I mean it is almost a word for word copy of the make-up thread. Pretty funny really. Who thought this was an actual post, honestly...

 

[87138]

Wellwornlad is right, I mean it is almost a word for word copy of the make-up thread. Pretty funny really. Who thought this was an actual post, honestly...

Wait, people didn't realize this was a parody of the makeup thread?

 

[Cp22kjer]

Wait, people didn't realize this was a parody of the makeup thread?

I did but its more fun to roll with it. And yes they were like the same post.

 

[Zweisamkeit]

hi everyone! i personally love enemas and colon anal care but most (95%) of my classmates don't really care about it. in fact, there's almost a stigma that goes with performing enemas and bleaching your anus! what gives? maybe they do care and just dont have time but it honestly doesnt take that much time to put on in some fleets enema and hair bleach and maybe some curlers in the hair in the morning. maybe there are like 3 three girls that regularly perform enemas but the rest love sporting the dark under the brown eye circles! i know that on average the percentage of medschool girls that perform enemas is much less than the rest of the population due to having very little time but it's a little too extreme in my school. why the stigma? it's not just that there is no time.

I guess you don't have a lot of klismaphiles at your school. Should have looked into this more when you were applying. 👎

 

[badasshairday]

lol. dark under the brown eye circles! LOL!

I never heard of anal bleaching...