After flipping three coins and getting the reverse (also known as tails) all three times, this is the result:
Both
escalla and
EC are called to stand trial for charges against them. Escalla is accused of, of rape, robbery, murder, and rape (I like rape!) while
EC is being charged with stampeding cattle… through the Vatican. (Lordy, I love referencing old movies). Escalla shows up for her court date infront of the various FBI judges, but
EC is unable to leave the hospital bed where she is licking her wounds and attempting to recover. Normally this would be grounds for execution. Frankly, anything that annoys the FBI adjudicators is grounds for execution, but in this case they became quite preoccupied with escalla first.
Escalla shows up, frowning and arms crossed. She stares at the judges without saying much of anything.
DVMDream leans forward and asks "so, do you intend to defend yourself against the charges?"
Escalla just nods her head no. "Whatever. I mean. You're not gonna listen to me. So whatever. This is boring." She should probably have to crane her neck back to talk to the judges on their elevated platform, but instead she just looks down at some point a few feet ahead of her on the ground and makes no eye contact at all.
Swings, not one to be disrespected adds "Lady. We are talking to you. Why do you not even bother to look at us when you speak." To which
escalla just intones "You know. You think your podium is all cool and all, but I'm just not impressed. I told everyone already who I am and that I'm just not feeling this whole wolf thing, but you're all so… like… full of anger. Its cool. Whatever. Do your thing. It's not how I would do it. But whatever."
Lissa yells down "You are aware that if you cannot give a convincing reason to not kill you, we will have to administer justice?!".
Escalla just shrugs and puts her hands at her side. "You know. I'm just not feeling it. You say you're all powerful and stuff… but… like… idk. I'm pretty damn good and no one is respecting it. Sure, I admit you guys can do that, but it's nothing special. It's not like…"
<Bang>
Escalla feels down to her stomach, where suddenly red blood is pooling out of and drenching her shirt rather quickly.
DVM at the podium is holding a smoking gun "problem solved. Justice administered" and she sits down as if nothing had happened.
Escalla slowly looks at her blood covered hand, that went to the bullet wound site immediately. She then just makes a half of a frown and crosses her arms. "You could have at least killed me in a cool manner like other people. We have memes cut in half and blown up. You can't even think of anything more interesting than a gut shot? No wonder I'm not impressed. You all are phoning it in."
With those words,
escalla's strength wears out and she falls face first onto the soft internet grass. She will never get back up again. Her epithet will read "here lies
Escalla, McKayla Maroney, Who was so unimpressed with everyone that she could never be swayed to switch sides to evil"
In memorium:
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Day over. Night begins Get the PMs in ASAP. Gonna try to speed things up from here out since the game is getting down to the final 12 or so people.
FBI.gov
Lissarae
DVMDream
Swings
4Chan
**nyanko**
Memebase
**EquineConstant - Surprised Kitty**
Nohika - Hipster Kitty - Hipster Kitty v2.0
Facebook
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Reddit
**Packen**
Wikipedia
**Orcagirl**
tropical toucan
Recycle Bin
SOV - Success Kid
Lupin - Overly Attached GF
Kaydubs - Happy Cat
Devyn - Squinty Eye Fry
Trematode - Scumbag Steve
LIS - DDoS Attack Virus
SnS - Worm Virus
WldLfStdnt - Trojan Virus
Dyachei - Insanity Wolf
WTF - First World Problems
FFM - Socially Awkward Penguin
TheDrJojo – I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Dog
FTB - Condescending Wonka
FH - TMIMITW
Samoa - Paranoid Parrot
That Redhead - Logic Bomb Virus
SDP - Sudden Clarity Clarence
WildCatJ - Hipster Ariel
KP - Pedobear, Basement Cat
WolfSpeaker - High Expectations Asian Father
PetPony - Dramatic Chipmunk
JJohnston - I Regret Nothing Chicken
Hedgie - Brace Yourself - Worm Virus v2.0
Escalla - McKayla Maroney
