Tonight a most peculiar thing happened.
We cut to the streets late at night.
Nyanko walks these streets, out drunk from a meme dinner. He (IDK what gender nyanko is, but it is a *he* for this write up. Deal with it) is completely oblivious to the fact that a force of pure evil has been following him ever since he left the restaurant. A shadow walks about 20 yards behind him, following his walking step for step so as to not make a single sound that would alert his prey. The drunken nyanko stumbles a bit as he walks, something the shadowy figure did not expect.
Nyanko is sure he heard a noise that doesn't belong to his shuffling feet and he spins around, a bit dramatically and haphazardly due to his drunkenness. The shadowy figure has, by some unusual power, leapt straight into the air and is balancing easily on a small flagpole 12 feet off the ground.
Nyanko, not thinking to look up, shrugs and then goes along his business. Namely, his business is getting up nice and cozy with the corner of a building and taking a leak on it. The shadowy figure slowly levitates down to the ground, floating softly. It then moves with silent steps (why didn't it do this from the start) over to
Nyanko's back. It is creeping eerily close to him, its hands turning into sharpened blade like claws.
Suddenly it is tackled out of the way by a meme launching itself across the landscape. The meme and the virus start rolling through the street from the impact of the tackle.
Nyanko turns, midstream, to see this scuffle. He screams and runs, with his pants still loose and the micturation not entirely finished. But the virus no longer cares about him. No. This is personal now. For the virus flings its attacker off of it and through a window of a nearby supermart. It rises and slowly approaches the window, when a bag of flour flies out, the virus instinctively swipes at it with its claws and the white powder explodes everywhere blinding it. Out of the broken window leaps
equine constant to face down its sworn enemy.
EC dives at the flour covered beast, who snaps his fingers and blows away everything nearby as if there was an explosion of invisible force. Blow away the flour. Blows away the garbage on the street. Blows away the small puddle of urine left by nyanko. And blew away
EC but not in the way it would have liked. You see would have blown away
EC easily, if not for the fact that
EC had already embedded her claws into the beasts chest. When the force did hit
EC it could not rip its claws out of the beasts chest….at least not for a split second… and then it took a chunk of the chest with it. The virus screamed out in pain as
EC crashed into the wall of the supermarket. Slowly regaining his bearings
EC stared down the virus who yelled at him:
EC went to attack it again, but the virus instead began floating away. Not wishing to continue the fight injured.
EC turned around triumphant when she saw something that chilled her blood.
"Oh its you" muttered
EC. The figure says nothing. It simply starts a sarcastic clap.
"Shut up!" yells
EC. The figure simply makes a solitary gesture, and suddenly EC is launched through the wall, not the window, of the supermarket.
The figure walks into the supermarket rubble to finish the job, but
EC manages to crawl out of back of the supermarket. Significantly injured from a mere run-in with this figure. He longs for death from the pain of this attack, but his instinct to keep seeking revenge prevents him from giving into death quite yet.
There is no death tonight.
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EC is seriously injured and can talk but cannot vote. Deadline is 2pm tomorrow unless I have free time and the vote is overwhelming
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