One of our trust memes is sprinting through the rain. Their face slicked with chocolate. Their feet crack through the puddles. It is
WTF, sprinting full force away from the main hub and towards the recycle bin. At the same time a shadowy force leaps from building to building above her. Following her. She seems acutely aware of it and is sprinting as hard as she can for the last 100 yards before all of the buildings fall away and it is just a flat track of internet real estate to the recycle bin. The figure cant follow her there without its height advantage, and in a ground fight on open terrain her quick maneuverability will win out over anyone.
As she is about to reach the corner of the last building before the stretch of open land the shadowy figure lands right in front of her. She suddenly stops and falls onto her butt, landing in a giant puddle of chocolate rain. The shadowy figure reaches into its coat and pulls something long out and points it right at
WTFs chest. It says "I think you'll be needing this."
"Thank you for the umbrella!
Wolfspeaker" chirps
WTF "I thought you were trying to kill me. Hahaha."
Wolfspeaker now obviously the person offering the umbrella laughs. "No. Just trying to keep you slightly dry in this ridiculous storm".
Together they walk away, chocolate covered, but at least they both have umbrellas now. If only they had kept walking into the recycle bin they would see that some force has brought
equineconstant, the surprised kitty back from the dead. Some will say it was the magic in the air, some will say it was the chocolate rain itself, some will even say it was the anger built up towards her brother's killer within
EC that wouldn't die and brought her back to life. No matter what, it is a fortuitious day for the villagers.
No one has died tonight. EquineConstant has returned to the land of the living. CHOCOLATE RAIN continues
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NOTE! Due to the continuing chocolate rain,
you must now lynch 2 people today! Some stayed dry last night, but in exchange others must feel the pain. I'm going to hate tallying this vote so try to vote two people at a time and re-post both people if you change one of them, as a favor to me.
DEADLINE is 12 noon tomorrow (I have a crazy morning to attend to)
Also note, Samoa swapped houses and EC has re-entered the game.
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