The old man (no not SOV, I mean
LIS) stands in the middle of a crowd out for blood. He calmly sats there as everyone surrounds him. All of the innocent bystanders have been pushed to the side, this time there will be no mistaken deaths. This time they will hit. Armed with pitchforks and torches, they are going to do this old school.
But LIS seems entirely unphased. LIS doesnt seem to get what the problem with being a lemon party would be.
Devyn, as the first vote caster, moves to the front of the crowd and stares at
LIS before saying Why. Why would you betray us. You are a drug dealer in our midst.
LIS, with a puzzled look, simply responds
I am no drug dealer. Just a dirty old man. I do this all the time Devyn goes to rebut, but she is caught off guard. LIS begins unbuttoning his shirt. Everyone just stops quietly for a while and watches confused. Slowly his clothes come off piece by piece. In the background some people can be heard giggling. Others are vomiting. One meme swoons. Eventually LIS is entirely naked and just lays down on the ground daring the others to come touch him.
A few people contemplate the repercussions of attacking
LIS. They would have to get awfully close to that and they really dont want to. Slowly they build up the courage to attack him, understanding that they will definitely be uncomfortably close to that naked body by doing so. As they are about to finally make the charge at
LIS a
BANG! rings out. Everyone stops confused and looks behind them. As they look they see someone on the ground face down. Blood is everywhere and a smoking gun is gripping in the hand. But who is it?
DVMD is the first person to the scene and rolls over the person to see that it is
EquineConstant. A few memes scream in horror. Quietly in all of the chaos,
LIS slips away entirely unscathed.