The jury has spoken.
ShortNSweet doesn't even resist. They actually find her peacefully walking out of her house with her hands put forward as if the other memes were going to put handcuffs on her, rather than execute her.
That Redhead, Samoa, and Wildcat bind her arms with the strongest material known to meme kind… a rope made of my little pony tail.
SnS doesn't say anything as the various memes yell curses at her. She just laughs quietly to herself. A crazy look in her eye, as if she has peered into the void itself and been left empty and hollow because of it.
Flim Flam Man, not totally sold on this lynch decides to go into the house while the rest of the meme's pull SnS out to the town square for sentencing.
FFM wanders throughout the house looking around and seeing nothing unusual. Which was almost crazy itself…. The house was *too* perfect. No garbage in the garbage cans. Nothing but Dew Gamer Fuel in the fridge. The beds all look as if they had never been sleeped in. Something seems eerily wrong about the entire thing and he couldn't help but be freaked out by it. As he starts to walk, briskly, out of the living room he trips over the leg of the table and falls to the ground. He laughs uncomfortably at his klutziness, but from his position laying on the ground he sees the strangest thing. He sees some of the dust on the ground swirling around as if there was a draft coming from under the bookcase.
FFM leaps to his feet and, with a sudden bravery and curiosity he cannot explain, he grabs the side of the bookcase and swings it around on a hinge he never knew existed. It reveals a shocking hidden room with a bed and scrawled words all over the wall. Words of an obsessed crazy person. The words "
Find them" "
Catch them" "
Kill them" are written over and over again.
There is a small disheveled bed and a landline phone in the room. The phone has been destroyed, perhaps recently. There is a small slip of paper near it and a pen. The paper has a message written on it. "I have been compromised. I have been compromised. I have been compromised. I have been compromised. Master says if I die I live forever. IN HIS HEART. I WILL LIVE FOREVER. Die with pride. Death will make our cause stronger. The weak must be killed. The weak must be killed. The weak must be me. I must be killed. To make the cause stronger" The note must have been written very recently as some of the ink on the last few words smudges under
FFM's finger as he holds the note. "OH ****" he thinks. He sprints out of the house to make sure everyone knows about this strange obsession with death. He runs to the hub of the internet, but they are not there. He sees that they have climbed to the cliffs of google. The peak that overlooks the deep gorge known as the Abandoned Old Lands (AOL).
FFM sprints up the hillside attempting to make it to the crowd before it is too late. He is throwing other memes out of the way as he sprints. He gets right up to the edge of the cliff and yells "STOP!" right as he yells, a gunshot goes off.
SnS gives one sick laugh before falling backwards away from
that redhead and falling down the gorge.
FFM arrived to late to make a difference. Killing someone who *wants* to die.
You have successfully killed ShortNSweet, The Worm Virus, the lowest on the hierarchy, the disposable one
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Well done. Also, since I only saw one vote,
WTF will be the new leader. Night round will go til….
Oh lets make it 5PM. But feel free to send the PMs in early and maybe we can sneak another day round in. Take advantage of the weekend.
FBI.gov
that redhead
WildcatJ
Samoa
4Chan
**FFM**
dyachei
nyanko
Memebase
**Lissarae**
DVMD
Packen
Swings
Sheepdogpsu
EquineConstant - Surprised Kitty
Facebook
**Escalla**
PP
Nohika
FTB
Reddit
**WTF**
JJohnston
foxy - TMIMITW
DrJojo
Wikipedia
**hedgie**
wldlfstdnt
WolfSpeaker
tropical toucan
Orcagirl
KP
Recycle Bin
SOV - Success Kid
Lupin - Overly Attached GF
Kaydubs - Happy Cat
Devyn - Squinty Eye Fry
Trematode - Scumbag Steve
LIS - DDoS Attack Virus
SnS - Worm Virus