There was a war last night. Oh was there ever. While most memes were fast asleep a few wandered the streets at night looking for victims to prey on. It is at that point that corrupt met chaos. These two must never meet, for they cannot occupy the same space at once. Shadowy figures in the dark, staring each other down, muscles tight and ready to spring. All sorts of claws and blades and teeth ready to rip each other apart. There would be no innocent victim tonight. Tonight the ouroboros of evil feeds on itself.
The battle rages on for 30 full minutes. The sounds of bodies crashing into the walls and streetlights can be heard from blocks away. Periodically there is giant bright explosions of rapidly corrupted data that fly into the air from the battle. Those who try to peek out their window and see what the problem is are unable to fully follow the fight, with the shadowy figures battle in near pitch darkness. Periodically the corrupted data lights them up and it can be confirmed that people's eyes are not failing them. Both creatures are black as night except for their eyes. One a creepy animal yellow and the other an actively glowing red. As their various weapons, be they claws, blades, teeth, or otherwise, collide they set off sparks which just makes the entire scene ever so dramatic.
Finally the sun begins to rise. The battle rages on for a few more seconds as the sun slowly reveals a destroyed area of the internet, with nearly every solid object around showing some sign of collision and attack. Blood is liberally sprayed in a few areas where blows were clearly landed. As the first rays hit the warriors the shadow figures suddenly stop their fighting and begin to bolt for the few shadows that remain after the first morning light. Except one of them, on his way to hide from the sun, falls to the ground. Slowly he climbs to his knees and looks out at the sun, rising over the internet.
"It really is beautiful sometimes" says
Kpowell, "but mostly it just needs to burn to the ground…"
A shadow leaps out from one alley and dives into another one, crossing
KPowell on its way across. A spray of blood rises from
KP's body and then it slumps over lifeless. The shadows are not seen again for the remainder of the day. As the memes slowly creep out of their houses they examine the body and see something very shocking.
The wolves have killed
KPowell, Once known as Pedobear, the knower of forbidden knowledge. Now it seems he has become
Basement Cat, a meme who wanted to watch the world burn
In memorium:
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Night Over. Day Starts We can have the
day round deadline be 2. Because its a weekend and I dont have to be in lecture!
Note there was some minor movement. Also note that memebase is empty.
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