The crowd collects both
EC and
JJ and carry them both, bound by the finest my little pony tail hair ropes. They are both brought before the FBI judges who ask them how they plead on the counts of being a total grump and a villain, respectively.
JJ responds first by delineating all the ways in which they are innocent and should not be lynched. They discuss their merits. Their strengths. Aspirations. Dreams. Mayo vs Miracle whip preferences.
JJ really is just babbling on for a long time and nothing much is said. Finally the judges cut
JJ off and asks the other vote leader if they have anything to say.
EC just looks up at the judges and says "you touch me and my ghost will haunt you for the rest of your life, but mostly just when you are taking a dump."
Both judges look at each other and quietly nod that they would rather not face such a fate, choosing instead to pursue the lynching of the rambler over the person threatening to haunt their bowel movements.
Orcagirl goes up to
EC and cuts her loose. Then quickly runs off to her house to do whatever it is she does all day, it's not relevant. What is relevant is
Orcagirl puts a black hood over
JJ's face, while she is still chatting up a storm about how she shouldn't be killed and wont be killed and really has one last trick up her sleeve that you all will regret because she won't die and she won't regret what it takes to live. It's all nonsense… right?... and with the hood over her head, it is all muffled nonsense now.
The various memes usher
JJ up to a quickly built galley to be hung. Her charges are read against her. And then when it is all said and done,
orcagirl slips the noose over
JJ's neck.
JJ is shockingly silent for this whole ordeal.
Lissa yells down from her podium "Do you have any last words, murderer?"
JJ appears to nod from under the hood and says "just this last one". Something drops from her hands, tied behind her back and when it hits the ground there is a large puff of smoke.
Orcagirl is gagging on the smoke, so close to
JJ. Lissa yells down "EVERYONE! Don't let her escape!" many memes get into defensive positions to try to catch
JJ when he comes running out… but he never does. No. When the smoke clears
JJ is still standing there next to
orcagirl with a hood over her head. Orca seems shocked nothing happened.
JJ seems shocked that nothing happened as well.
JJ begins cursing rapidly "f***, f***, f***, this isn't right! No. Don't do it! Don't do it!"
Lissa yells "Just kill her already".
The floor drops out and… as the saying goes… its not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end.
JJ hangs there, quite dead, the hangman's noose having done its job. As
orcagirl goes to remove the hood she is shocked at what she sees. The person hanging from the noose is NOT
JJ, somehow
JJ has swapped out herself with
wolfspeaker, who hangs there, quite dead.
A few blocks away
JJ mutters to himself. "wow… that was close. Won't be able to pull that trick again. I almost feel bad for WS…. Oh wait… No I don't!"
You have accidentally lynched
Wolfspeaker, the high expectations asian father, who would periodically become angry with your sub-standard lynching progress and end the day early.
In memorium:
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Day Ended. Night will probably be closer to 9pm today
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