But if we have the best holiday
ever, all further holidays will pale in comparison; then people the world over will no longer look forward to them, knowing they will pale in splendor to that
best one, grow saddened, become disgruntled, then angry, then realize the futility of hoping to come close to the perfection of that
best one.
Holidays shall become dreaded, filled with a morbid hope that they will just go away, as they serve only as most unkind reminders of that very
best one! Gloom and naysaying shall unkindly rule the hubbub, and all hopes and dreams and holiday spirit..nay, the
very will to live shall become snuffed out! Like the luciferase from the North American firefly releasing a green light of ever decreasing magnitude due to a decrease in its production in a dying firefly during the oxidation of its chemical substrate, luciferin, all hope will dwindle, fade, and be...
lost...
Other than
that: Merry X-Mas & Happy Holidays, Dr. Mom, and to all of those in SDN-land!!