these patients lie
And all ER (A&E) staff are benevolent non-judgemental moral philosopher kings which explains why smack head starlets who ski into trees and financial advisors who crash their motor bikes are deemed worthy and people with addictions (people who self harm and so on) are beneath contempt.
OK, all the psychiatrists come out of the woodwork and gang up on me. Fine. First, though, learn how to use the "quote" button - it's simple and easy. Second, I'll state it clearly, in case you couldn't infer - I speak of my own anecdotes. I can't extrapolate to other realms (such as the British Commonwealth), nor to other providers I don't know directly (as you are - applying me as a standard across the board). As a rule, that means it can be broken. However, with many patients, I can obtain objective data that can disprove their statements, and many patients also don't have an obvious secondary gain that they are trying to exploit - if a patient has a complaint of dizziness, neuro deficit, chest pain, a laceration, or has a deformity of a joint, I can look for objective signs that are not dependent on a subjective statement. A person who denies being drunk and has a BAC of 230 has a story that kind of falls apart. A patient whose complaint is, though, "My doctor won't refill my Percocet early" or "I lost my 30mg MS Contin x #240 and 30mg oxycodone IR x #390" (!) is a bit more suspect. When the second patient says he hasn't had anything for 5 days, has had no nausea or vomiting, no yawning, no diarrhea, and no rhinorrhea, and has a drug screen with opiates and cocaine on it, and states that the opiate came from a poppy seen roll on Friday (this was Tuesday), and states the cocaine "is wrong", I have to wonder. I offered that guy the "devil's bargain" - one day's worth of meds, and the urine tox result faxed to his doctor, or just leave. He took the one day's worth. I don't know if his doctor fired him.
I know that you psychiatrists have done your own personal examination, and you all appear to be on an even keel (even if you are not), but anonymously bashing someone with witty one-liners and erudite statements about how all docs in the ED are knuckle-dragging mouth breathers and closed-minded chauvinists doesn't really help. If you would rather that I called you, specifically, when I had a manipulative patient demanding narcs (to the exclusion of other, accepted medical treatments), I'm all for it. If you can give me some real-world advice that is practical and applicable, I'll take it. I'll tell you that I can provide good patient reviews for every month since August (which patients had to write my name out - it wasn't a check box or default), and I haven't had an enumerated complaint, and we have a lot of frequent flyers (with legitimate problems, like needing early dialysis or CHF and COPD flares), so they have a chance to ding me frequently - but don't. But if you are going to malign me, while I am working at 2am on early Monday morning (when you have to get up in 4 hours for a full day's work), that is not constructive.
Additionally, I would like to hear from psychiatrists about lying and manipulative patients. This diverts the thread, but the OP kind of gets to it - about going end-around the law. Are you saying that patients don't lie, when there is a secondary gain, or underlying moderate to severe psychological issues? I saw my physical therapist (terrorist) for my impinged shoulder on Friday - when it hurt, he went even further, and I cringed and was scowling, but he kept going. I'm no tough guy, but what am I taking? Ibuprofen. I don't need a fistful of Vicodin and Lortab and Norco for my problem, and I don't need a work note, and I want to work and make money and feel even a little bit helpful to society.
So, as an end to this long screed, I hear you - smug and righteously indignant - but tell me something I can use, instead of
your contempt and derision without constructive advice. I don't see drunks that deny drinking, or politicians, divorcing spouses, investment bankers, pedophiles, gangstas, or dishonest police officers where that has a direct effect of which I am aware for their presenting complaint (not to say none of them, but I don't know about it) nearly as much as the drug-seeking patient whom I find out has had multiple prescriptions filled at multiple pharmacies in a very recent time frame. Can you deny that? Can you help me? I'm not angry
per se, and, even if I discuss it, it does not cause me animus or agitas. It's done and done.