just bringing sexy (or should i say this thread) back...
Interviewer: What is this Raaeeiikii?
Me: You mean Reiki? Well its this japanese....
Interviewer: No... I mean Raeeekii
Me: *puzzled, pauses breathing, questioning look on face*
Interviewer: Isn't it Japanese?
Me: well. yes. yes it is
Interviewer: And in japanese.. its Raaaeeekiiii
Me: you know. you might just be right. My teacher always pronounced it "Reiki" and i only ever heard it pronounced as "Reiki" but. you might be correct!
Interviewer: ...
later in the interview:
Interviewer: So what's the offside rule in soccer?
Me: *puzzled, pauses breathing, questioning look on face* the... offside rule?
Interviewer: You DONT know what the offside rule is??
Me: I'm sorry?.. Maybe I'm not familiar with the terminology?
Interviewer: You play soccer?
Me: Yes. Yes I do. But I'm just not quite sure what you mean. Maybe if you described it to me? I might catch on? Hints?
Interviewer: I can't give you a hint! You have to know what it is! (lol) Ask your coach when you get back to *insert hometown here*
Me: okay..
later in the interview:
*interviewer gets up out of seat, turns on screen, looks up offside rule on google, explains it to me via a diagram
Me: but... why are these people taking passes in the crease?
Interviewer: what do you mean? they can do whatever they like so long as they're..
Me: ah
Interviewer: what?
Me: see. the way I've played it
Interviewer: you mean up in *insert hometown here*
Me: yes. we didn't enter the crease unless we were carrying the ball. maybe thats to make up for not having an offside rule?
Interviewer: thats a strange way to play soccer. it must be the *insert nationality here* soccer
Me: well... maybe
Interviewer: but there is no such thing as *insert nationality here* soccer. Me: ...?
Interviewer: Soccer is a British game
Me: well... really ... the british game isn't called soccer at all!
Interviewer: Oh right. its football. but anyway talk to your coach
Turned out there are no offsides in indoor soccer
The rapport, initially anxiety-creating, turned out alright... I hope!